What will you do when you get your Android gf Sup Forums?

What will you do when you get your Android gf Sup Forums?

Things I will do:
>sit on my lap and pair program in Haskell and K&R C
>Have her read books for me out loud
>play music for me on musical instruments
>Do our laundry together
>Write computer programs together
>wireless manage my computer moving files around installing updates just how i like them
>collect the cutest anime images on the internet for me so I have a nice folder
>draw me new anime pics for looking at in whatever different styles and cute characters
>remember things for me since she has perfect recall
>Be my bodyguard
>carry heavy things for me
>be my personal fitness trainer
>be my pillow/warmer and love making partner
>Drive my car for me if there are not already self driving taxis
>Instead of printing things I will have her hand write them from my words
>Have her amuse me such as singing, juggling, or writing poetry
>Play dress up and choose fashions for her
>Go exploring nature and teach her about the 3d world together
>Plug her brain into my computers pci-e slot to boost my fps
>Have her carry heavy things for me
>go snorkling and swimming in the ocean with her and also she's an air tank / human torpedo thingy that people ride on
>do meditation and different mind connecting stuff and vr in her brain and things
>Tell me funny stories and jokes
>use her effector to rearrange the atoms in my lipo to make it charged again
>jam botnet devices by emitting miovksy particles
>i dont need to go on the internet anymore because she just tells me information i need in spoken word and i dont need to post on shitty imageboards anymore
>train mma together for fun and sports
>go hiking in post apocalyptic cities and forests
>secrete refrigerated water for me to drink and also can secrete alcohol
>brush our teeths together
>play board games and video games and she lets me win sometimes
>touch her soft skin all the time
>Animedddd

btw she has free will and loves me unconditionally anyway

I'll have my android gf hunt you down and kill you to death repeatedly

f*ck her

>her
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Does she come with a p*nis attachment?

>buy cute male robot (they're cheaper)
>dress it up like a girl
>root it and install twink custom rom
>cheap and cost effective robot gf (male)
>pair program in haskell with your qt trap gf (male) sitting on your lap while you touch her no-nos

> implying

Remember the last time you posted this? I do. It was shit then, and nothing has changed.

I want to take my Android GF to the touge, I'd connect my cars ODB2 port into her and she'd help me with my racing techniques.

>user! You lifted the throttle too early in that corner and dropped too low on the RPM range! Use heel and toe to keep the turbo spooled up while cornering!

Please do us a favor and kill yourself.

>replace her parts
>change her sensitivity settings
>buy her nice panties and outfit
>kiss her little feet

Unironically this.

My anime gf can beat up your anime gf

That's nice, more posts like this please

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>Haskell
LMFAO

rape her sister android as she is a newer model

Play poker

I read these threads solely for the cute Asian girl pictures

Nah, I'll get an Apple gf, Android gf will probably be laggy and the processor can't compete with an apple processor

apple will probably make her slow and unusable after 2 years and tell you nothing is wrong with her but if youare having problems buy the newest model now with realistic looking piss

Get ready to pay full price for a new model every year with no real difference in model

>try and play strip poker with my android gf
>she analysis my facial expressions and counts the cards and takes all my clothes

>implying that's not my fetish

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