Your browser fingerprint appears to be unique among the 949,871 tested so far

>Your browser fingerprint appears to be unique among the 949,871 tested so far.

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Instead of worrying about this shit you could be outside, enjoying your life.

kek

>Your browser fingerprint appears to be unique among the 950,322 tested so far.
uhoh

panopticlick.eff.org/results

Says I’m unique yet the highest score is for my user agent (1 in 1793).

That’s not exactly unique...

so I should quit my job and just go outside? who's gonna pay my bills?

you dumb fuck.

You can have a job and still go outside, user.

dont listen to this guy going outside really isnt as fun as people make it sound. Seiously try it. Walk outside now, what the fuck are you gonna do out there it just a bunch of other house and trees and shit. what am i supposed to do?

Work out
Explore nature
Go to a park
Go to a cafe
Go to a club
Play soccer
Walk a dog

kek'd

>this is what NEETs believe

Having too unique of a fingerprint like only 1 out of 5 makes it very easy to track you

nice job, shinji

so I should go outside in freezing weather everytime I get bored and have a couple of minutes to kill at my codemonkey desk, like every 30 minutes?
how does that work?
what do I tell hr?

>Work out
>Explore nature
>Go to a park
>Go to a cafe
>Go to a club
>Play soccer
>Walk a dog
???????

>Javascript disabled
>Site doesn't work

Kek

You know what, you're past helping. Have fun with your unique browser fingerprint.

>get given examples of thing to do
>hurrrrr?????????

Kys worthless neet

This is the nu-Sup Forums

>You know what, you're past helping
You really opened my eyes m8, I'll talk to my boss about this to see if I can drink play soccer and walk a dog during work hours instead of browsing Sup Forums.

Case in point.

Not really.

a unique fingerprint is actually good
provided it is unique each time you visit the website, you just can't be tracked
obviously i'm dismissing cookies, your ip and whatnot

If you use Linux, font rendering alone guarantees you'll be unique.

but there are many extensions that can block remote fonts and local fonts enumeration

Ony allow fonts installed on the computer and limit it to fonts that are extremely common

IT'S FOOTBALL YOU BLOODY CUNT!!!

it fails at fingerprinting me, even after allowing scripts
guess I'm 100% untrackable now

>Does your browser unblock 3rd parties that promise to honor Do Not Track?
When did the EFF get so stupid? DNT is widely ignored and if people unblock based on an unenforceable promise to respect it, then ad and malware companies will just promise to respect it and then not do so, since it gets them unblocked and that's all they care about.

Dumb normalfag.

your browser has a unique fingerprint

> shitposting in Sup Forums is your job

>your software isn’t checking for Do Not Track policies.

>Does your browser unblock 3rd parties that promise to honor Do Not Track? No

that doesn't add up

I'm good at shitposting on Sup Forums, where can I apply?

Brave android version

I might be retarded but wouldnt I be harder to track down if I shared my fingerprint with a lot of people?

Sites still know if you have javascript enabled or not, just why and how?