Go to Walmart

>Go to Walmart
>wanna buy a bicycle
>slip on something
>it's fucking wet shit
>walking past the clothing sections
>notice a women sharting
>finally get to the bicycle section
>buy bicycle
>pay for it
>leave store
>notice shart fluid is on the seat

WHY ThE FUCK ARE MY COUNTRYMEN SO DISGUSTING

SHART

IN

MART

MART

MART

IN

MART

DESIGNATED

SHITTING

MART

AISLE

SHART

IN

Dozens of thousands years, surviving famines, natural elements and wars to see a bunch of people from all over the world posting in a thread about sharting, not making full sentences, just posting words in caps about sharting in a mart.

God bless us humans

>this is how Indians feel about POO IN THE LOO

I'm sorry India, I should've never made fun of you.
I understand now how bad it is to be the butt end of a joke because of our citizens' hygiene problems.

Can you ever forgive me, India?

MART

POO
IN
PANTS

POO IN AISLE TWO
SHART IN MART
POO AND SUE
PLOP IN SHOP
RUNS AND GUNS
FREEDOM FAECES
CHANGE PANTS
BOWEL MOST FOUL
CRAP ON TAP
RED WHITE AND POO
FART SURPRISE IN THE ENTERPRISE
POO BOULDER IN THE CUP HOLDER
DESIGNATED SHITTING PANTS
DIARRHEA IN GALLERIA
DEFECATE ON CALIPHATE
MAKE POPO IN METRO
GRAVY IN OLD NAVY
DEFILE IN AISLE
BIG AND HOT IN THE PARKING LOT
RUNNY IN CUNNY
SHAT IN THE MAT
CLEAN UP OF POO IN ISLE TWO
POO BOULDER ON THE CUP HOLDER
EXCRETE IN BOUTIQUE
POO POO PEE PEE IN AISLE 3

nice dubs

Goddamn my sides

DESIGNATED

>poo and sue
It's perfect
>get money for faking poo accident

NICKEL FOR TRICKLE