Q: What's the most popular video game in America?

Q: What's the most popular video game in America?

A: Mario Shart Wii

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So the latest patch to Humour Simulator 2016 is out, Hans?

What's an Americans favourite cartoon character?

SHART Simpson

Non-cartoon one?

SHART Vader. Kekekek

Let it go Let it go

Gotta take a shit in the store

Let it go, Let it go

Can't hold it back any more

I don't care what the Sup Forumsfags say

I'm gonna crap my pants, the smell never bothered me anyway

very good thread

S

Q: What's the most popular type of infographics in America?
A:pie sharts

to shart or not to shart, that is the question

And here is the answer

SHART

Looks like all the burgers gave him a shart failure.

ahahahahaha poopy pants

ahahahahaha booger breath

ahahahahahahaha girls have cooties

Americraps

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Lol, nice one

Mineshart

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I THINK I MADE A POOPY XDDDDDSDXDGSJSIEJEJDJD

>be American
>go to Wal-Mart
>there are no fatcarts
>have to walk a mile down the potato chip and soda aisle just to get a gallon of milk to go with your smuggled kinder surprises
>shart your pants
>it drips down your leg to the floor
>slip in your own shit
>can't get back up
>lay there in your own shit surrounded by 10 lb bags of potato chips
>reach over and open a bag of Chicken and Waffle flavored Ruffles and eat them until help arrives
>get halfway through the bag
>decide to eat a kinder surprise
>you begin to choke on it
>can't reach the 30 pack of Coca Cola
>you see a woman on the horizon
>you manically wave your arms around to signal for help
>she panics and shoots you, and the shock dislodges the kinder surprise from your throat
>she then calls the police and tells them you were assaulting her and she defended herself
>police arrive
>they shoot you again
>notice the illegal substance you were consuming
>flip a coin to decide whether to shoot again or not
>doesn't matter, they do it anyway for good measure
>they load you in an ambulance
>take you to the hospital
>the surgeons remove your right foot on accident because of a mix-up with your paperwork
>then they remove the bullets and patch you up
>release you from the hospital
>you speak to a lawyer about your missing foot
>the best he can do is a settlement out of court for $15,000 because they found that you had Diabetes and you would eventually lose your foot from poor circulation anyway
>finally get the bill from the hospital
>it's just over $200,000, not including the ambulance ride or mandatory tip
>you see a psychiatrist who diagnoses you with depression and autism
>he prescribes 17 different pills to treat them
>you die of Diabetes complications 6 months later
>your kids inherit your debt
>they go out to send a payment through the mail
>they get shot

RUH ROH! I MADE A STINKY ONE!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHA POOPY POOP POOP POO WOWOWOW ZOOOOOINKS!!!!NOW MY HANDS ARE COVERED IN THE POOPPY OH NO SHAAAAART HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Who's America's favourite president?

Jimmy Sharter

All this bullying, it's like middle school all over again guys.

Best thread ever lmfao

don't have a shart attack

wew lad

Let's get this shit sharted.

Did you just SHARTED yourself at the DESIGNATED AISLE NO. 3 in the MART today? You are good AmeriSHART citizen! CongSHARTs!

James my son
Your stomach hurt now
You must choose
Shiny loo
Designated sharting aisle

>standing up for yourself like this

Americans have a shart tongue.

NO MORE SHART THREADS

I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

NOT ALL AMERICANS SHART IN THE MART

ENOUGH

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

none of u are funny

this is the only one i laughed at

SHART MART DESIGNATED AISLE

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT NOT EVEN JOKING I JUST SHARTED CAUSE OF HOW FUNNY THIS WAS

This week on Discovery Channel: Shart Week.

SHART
---IN---
-MART-

>mfw buying mario shart at the mart and see paul shart mall cop on sale

Q: What's an American painter called?

A: A shartist!

what the fuck

this is pretty funny

keep it up

United SHARTS of America
AmeriSHARTS
SHART In The Mart
The SHART-Spangled Banner
Uncle SHART
Transportation SHART Administration
National SHART Agency
McSHARTS
Buger SHARTS
Jack In The SHARTS
WallSHART
Kentucky Fried SHARTS

Walmart's logo looks like a gaping anus, really made me think...

alright this one made me laugh..

jimmy sharter was a cunt though for giving away the poonama canal