Apt-get update

[Leo Garcia]

Which command except cmatrix makes you want to turn off the lights and put on your hoody?

[Nicholas Robinson]

>find /
>make

[Nicholas Cook]

>du -h /

[Landon Moore]

cat urandom.img

[Blake Johnson]

tail -f /var/tmp/portage/www-client/chromium*/temp/build.log

[Landon Roberts]

ls
ls
cd..
cd ..
ls

[Caleb Carter]

rm -rf

[Ayden Adams]

sudo su

[Easton Jones]

pactl set-sink-volume 0 120%

[Carter Adams]

tail -f /var/log/messages |grep FIREWALL

or some such file

[Colton Hall]

>sudo apt update
>john is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

[William Ramirez]

>sudo rm -rf /var/log/auth.log

[Justin Morris]

>john is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

[Carson Miller]

Ctrl+Alt+F1

[Michael Richardson]

cd
cd dir
ls
cd..

[Carter James]

netbeans.exe

[Gabriel Brown]

We need you in our start up

[Matthew Turner]

cat /dev/urandom

[Daniel Collins]

For shits and giggles, anything piped with | nms

[Easton Taylor]

pwd
cd /
pwd
cd usr
pwd

[Jonathan James]

unzip; strip; touch; grep; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; umount; sleep

[Wyatt Young]

hexdump -C

[John Walker]

:(){:|:&};:

[Henry Adams]

I should perhaps have explained that this is a fork bomb
see: cyberciti.biz/faq/understanding-bash-fork-bomb/

[Cameron Garcia]

sounds like sex