/brit/

Teatime edition

Billy no mates

...

cara is a slag

Need to wank

Open to anything

Gay, tranny, vanilla, feet, lesbian, etc.

what do you miss about the UK thailad? because i've actually been to thailand and it exhibits all the features of a third world country like zero sense of order on the roads and open prostitution

Wouldn't be surprised if Hilary has already agreed to pass these kinds of things in exchange for the shilling and campaign funding.

he misses the white schoolgirls he used to nonce, now he is stuck with just brown monkey looking children but he still loves it

good post

Sounds like Australia desu

I don't live in the third world parts, I live and work in one of the upper class areas of Bangkok. Moving back to much of the UK would mean lowering of my quality of life, not improving it.

Would you rather have a sterile long-term GF or one that was fertile?

why do so many gay people get aids?

can't be as bad as thailand. the cunts on bikes or tuktuks or whatever the fuck they call them try weaving in and out of traffic and cutting across junctions. it's insane. they literally deserve to get killed

translation: less kids to nonce

For the equivalent of middle class earning in the UK you can live like a king in Thailand.

Food that you can't find in imports is what I missed the most

That's a cop out, every third world shitter has a few gated communities

never saw this on the tuktuks from that porn website tuktukpatrol.com

>went to get a mcdonalds breakfast
>doesn't open for another hour

not happy

FOY

that's what he is saying dipshit, he lives in the nice part of a 3rd world country which is better than living in a shithole 5x5 flat inbetween two mosques in central london

lard arse

Good

Eat something healthier you fat fuck

proud to be Albanian

haven't had a mcdonalds in months you fucks

>Food that you can't find in imports is what I missed the most
This, I can get the vast majority of stuff but you just don't have the variety tailored to the western pallet by the way of snacks, dinners etc. in supermarkets. Those paki fast food places and chippies too.
Bangkok is pretty great on the face of it though, a lot of the income is through tourism so you get like 3 new shopping centres a year, all kinds of entertainment etc. It's not like living in a gated community in south Africa or somewhere where venturing out isn't good. There's loads to do.

a flat in central london is literally worth several million lmao. although i get your point

Just did a poo so big I clogged the toilet before even adding the paper.

Lads. Serious question, no memes.

About a month ago I was followed around by this Indian bloke in a large park. He looked 30 years old, bit fat, father probably, normally dressed.

He didn't look like a thief. He followed me all around the park till I made a run for it.

If he did catch me or whatever, what would he have done with me?

Man I wish NZ had bike taxis

Pumping my willy

*divides Germany*

benis in bum

thailad could have afforded it. he was one of the lads who pioneered mining dogecoin, had a room filled with old servers he found at electronics recycling and everything

thank you for this information

Given you one of those 10 point tally cards to work up to a free curry at his establishment

Would have forced you to buy an extended Microsoft warranty on your antivirus firewall.

poleaboo stalking anons again?

the issue with bitcoin and other stuff isn't having a lot of it, but being able to sell it, they aren't very liquid aside from drugs

m8 some paki looking guy followed me for about 5 miles while i was driving then pulled up behind me when i got home. i walked up to his window and asked him what he wanted and he said "oh you looked like my friend sorry" and drove off. freaked me the fuck out

Sick and tired of the same old gimmicks thread after thread

Has every single poster on /brit/ lost their creativity?

Literally the dark ages of /brit/ atm

"ok"

If it's anything like here, tell you your fortune and try to sell you a lucky candle for 20 quid.
You take them for granted, I was missing them in the UK. 30 minute walk down a long arse street or a 2 minute bike ride for 30p

formulating a post

That and the priceless thrill of being weaved through oncoming traffic and pedestrians on pavements.

I do miss it

Sounds scary

The Indian bloke had an accomplice too

both sitting on opposite sides of the path. I walk down, they look at each other several times and the Indian gets up and starts following me for half an hour

genuinely have no idea what he was thinking. I could outpace the cunt in a second

Ah yes, great post

No really, wow, amazing

I'm astonished

>brit is here to service me and my wants all others be damned
>if i dont like it brit is officially dead

t. Canadian

hmm

WHO TF UP???
SMASH DAT MF (You) BUTTON ^^^^

Was out on the piss one night with a m8, we got a motorcycle taxi each but mine was fucking mental. Counted like genuinely 3 times we almost crashed and I arrived at the destination a good 5 minutes before my m8.

could have shit myself.

thaiguy how many foreigners do you see per day

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Another excellent post

Hmm wow really made me think

Pat yourself on the back for this one wow

You deserve it great work

had an Indonesian mate who was a millionaire in primary. he moved back to Indonesia.

God knows what kind of luxury life he's living there now

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Would you be laughing if you'd have been seriously hurt or killed? Because traffic death rates are astronomical in Thailand, because it's a shithole

I don't know, there's more Japanese in this area than anything else and they're difficult to spot unless you're looking.

There's plenty of white people around too.

hmm yes hello indeed yes thank you indeed goodbye

canayanks please leave, trying to enjoy a night out on the 'chon Tbh

Sometimes in public I see two ugly parents walking with their kid (talking about 18+) who looks genuinely good looking, like model-tier. I see examples like this all the time

how is that possible? my parents are normal looking yet I look like a mong.

*pulls you back*

Great post really wow I love it

this desu senpai

I wasn't laughing m8, felt like swinging for the cunt when I got off. It wasn't a fun joy ride it was a seriously dangerous situation.

hey thailad

should i eat the milkshake i have sitting in my fridge?

>agreeing with a shitskin spic

Alri time for you to go

yes

Sorry Mr Chang-Lee can you speak ENGLISH please?

real question

Have you never done anything dangerous in your life?

ENGLISH CUNT DO YOU UNDERSTAND IT

*makes slanty eyes to mock you*

genetics

>Would you be laughing if you'd have been seriously hurt or killed?

Doubt he'd be laughing if he'd been killed tbqh

Being a bit dangerous and risking certain death are different concepts m8

*stares at you intensely for 5 minutes*
hello white american or british
would you like to buy goat?

I'd like a butter chicken with an extra nan bread boss

ok thailad

it's vanilla

Enjoy!

I've done plenty of things that have a real risk of death. Can't imagine my life otherwise

recessive genes

ah yes

TENINO, Wash. - When the Phillips family was camping in the mountains this weekend, vandals spray-painted vulgar and racist messages on their house and truck, complete with the N-word and the letters 'KKK.'

"It made me want to cry when I saw it," said Heidi Russell, a neighbor. "It was terrible."

But instead of throwing a pity party for the family, Russell and other neighbors decided to throw a painting party.
They brought together dozens of families from small-town Tenino armed with paint and other supplies to erase the messages of hate and replace them with love.

...

Who here /billionaire/?
I'm drowning in Lizzie's here

chizboiygahs

You just reminded me of something I had completely forgotten. When I was about 10 coming home from school cutting through the park a group of about 4-5 30+ paki men stopped us and took a group photograph with me then we both continued on our ways.

Wonder what all that was about. Could've been raped lmao.

sex is ALWAYS rape

safari live is offline

they're having technical difficulties

this is giving me a panic attack

the mandem cant hang

doing a massive shit lads

out your jacksy?

Made some Japanese curry lads. Venison and applewood smoked ham 2bh

just now?

does anyone else here do a sad and llisten to the smiths or am i gay

Yea lad. It's p. good.

at half five in the morning?

incest my dude

pornhub is nothing but incest

giz a bowl

is ur mums name cest haha

Yes. At half-five in the morning.

Aye lad. I made plenty. *Giz you a bowl w/ some curry + rice*

going on a hunger strike lads

wish me luck