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Unobtainable skin edition.

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cara

>Unobtainable skin edition
It's about time somebody shone a light on these unrealistic standards of complexion in visual media these days

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that is all it takes, yankWORMS

Really hate thailad
What a boring bastard

love me

Sophie

I didn't make this thread desu

Call him a nonce a few times, and he fucks off.

Thailad is a manlet

Tracer is bae

>being tried at a crown court under scots law
yeah I doubt it

there is no such thing as a crown court in scotland

Is that the noise they make when they shart

feel like no sexual desire these days

mixed blessing

this 2bh

D O B B Y

Thailad is my least favourite poster 2bh. I hate him even more than Poleaboo.

willy is OUT
willy is HARD

not sure what i what i do now haha

>BOOM
>BOOM
>CLAP

That's all it takes for this young woman to burst into song.

How are you preparing for this menace?

>in game today browsing
>late 30s/early 40s bloke walks in with his elderly mother
>starts pointing stuff out for her that he wants
>at one point asks if he already had one of the dolls that was on sale

Fucking hell lads, topping myself if I ever get like that.

/brit/ overwatch match when

gucci slippers and gucci in general is the dumbest shit in the world

smash yankWORMS with it

do nothing haha
that'll shake things up
confuse the ol willy

canmore.org.uk/site/146898/aberdeen-39-45-union-street-crown-court

I like thailad, thailad is my mate

i have it :)

>going to game

hello child

hello i am new to Sup Forums, how are you i am reporting in from the states

Post proof lad.

brokeboi mad

he's living the NEET life and he's probably so unaware he doesn't get self-conscious

feel bad for the mother though

hello
thanks

>not getting stoned with your mates at uni and buying nostalgic ps2 games to play

>nostalgic
>ps2

Hello child.

poleaboo has the body of a 12 year old

hahahahaha

...

>nostalgic
>ps2
underageb&

>thinks its good to still browse /brit/ after the age of 21

...

R-run before farmland Bruce finds out you're here!

got the stitches taken out of my willy

In Aberdeen? No it isn't.

Unless you're being tried at the High Court of the Justiciary in Edinburgh (the highest criminal court in Scotland) then you're being tried at the court that serves the Sherriffdom of Aberdeen, which is the Sherriff Court on Castle Street at the end of Union Street.

There is no such court in Scots Law.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Courts_of_Scotland

Building in your source is obviously the Sherriff Court since its in the exact same spot on the map.

where does he keep it

What happened?

>yank "humour"
Stop. You aren't funny.

In a frilly pair of primark knickers.

got the stitches taken out of my willy

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Hate the outside world desu
It smells and is too big

Squashed too many yankWORMS with it.

SQUISHED

kek'd

Ah, I see you don't understand linear time
Were in the year 2016 AD, the PS2 was released in 2000 AD. That's 16 (SIXTEEN) years ago.

Thanks

Fine, all I know is that this is a "Solemn" matter

Should I pay 350 quid or w/e for a year's membership for Bannatyne's?

Posted in the old thread ffs

>make thread on Sup Forums about quiz show
>turns into whores vs virgins argument
>ends with two muslims hooking up

When are you going to post your willy? You said you would.

>hooking up

FOY

fuck really SICK please stop one you, one prayer

Humanity has no hope of surviving global warming

>going to spa/ masseuse where you don't get a happy ending

For what literal purpose?

im 20 but i cant see myself finding something other than this shite to fill my free time for the foreseeable future

doing a multiple orgasm

>tv

post your dick already

They have a very large gym, pool, steam room sauna, classes etc.

you reckon?

if it has a good free weights section, yes.

Tragic board Sup Forums. You'll find the highest quality runts over there.

> Squashed too many yankWORMS with it.

what does he mean by this?

Really hate other people. They are selfish and stupid

it's amazing how hard your white blood cells work.

Without them, the common cold could easily kill you.

good

Look, a yankWORM who doesn't understand shit. What a surprise.

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It does but I don't know how to lift and don't know anyone who does.

I think you get a personal trainer session at the start so I could probably learn in that.

I take it weights are better than machines?

I want to rape tracer

eh, might just do my legs

How incompetent can one person be?

Until five minutes ago poleaboo genuinely believed he was being tried at a Crown Court...in fucking Scotland.

stop posting on my website, I own this board

Environmental fascism when

Our only hope of survival

i think i might have an eating disorder
i wont talk about it to the outside world because what a shame for a man to have an eating disorder

post your spread arsehole

too much or too little?

Wouldn't it be funny if we all just posted pictures of our arses on here right now hahahaha

just coughed up some HEINOUS black and brown shit

serves me right for smoking them durries like two weeks ago

Arson will help you cope with it.

if you say so
i thikn global warming is a bit of a meme

Girls are weird

What's a durry?

yeah haha
you first

>I take it weights are better than machines?

yes. I went to a bannatynes as a guest once. Like you said the pool/sauna/spa facilities were excellent and almost empty. really nice to unwind.

haha you first x

too little

you make that up yourself of you get some HEINOUS downstairs to come up with it?

don't answer that

>that monstrosity
>girl

what are the popular smokes in australia and their connotations?

hahaha yeah like just for a laugh yeah haha

weed xd

Yeah haha obviously why else lmao

>bought overwatch before release
>bought total warhammer before release
>still have yet to play either of them
Being apathetic and lethargic is one hell of a drug.

And here I am, still playing good old Diablo 2, same as every year. Autism.