>The perfect language doesn't exi-

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Yeah it's called typescript. Fixes all the flaws of Javascript

move bitches

guard let yourPath = blocked else { blocks(your: path) }

You misspelled Java onii-chan

>worst language and worst girl from the worst idol series
no.

best*

>Using anything by Microsoft

>worst idol series
Nigga that doesn't mean anything

You misspelled Python

>eclipse

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you didn't finish your sentence, you stuttering faggot.

Wow let me just stop you right there. How rude of you to insinuate that it is negative to be a homosexual.

I think what you will find is that your words are like glue. They bounce off of me and stick to you.

JS is the needed evil, because sadly is the only language supported by the browers.
Now java, java is the unneeded evil that people still use for some arcane reason.

Faggots aren't necessarily homosexuals, they are people that have a certain specific annoying behavior.

You can even find women that deserve the title, like those terrible socialites like on the picture related.
This is definitively a faggot, but it's not even a man.

It still transcompiles to JS, so your argument is invalid. Come back when there's a true typescript engine, not a syntactic sugar for JS.

so? what point are you trying to make here? if a well-designed language transpiles to a shittily designed language, does it really matter?

Yes it does. Because it's still fucking Javascript. Typescript isn't a language, it's a syntactic sugar just like CoffeeScript is, just like LESS/SCSS are for CSS. It's not a language on its own.

go away pajeet

fuck off back to /r/javascript

You misspelled SmallTalk

>all programming languages are the same because they all compile to machine code in the end
what.

What does javascript do?

creates vulnerabilities in your browser

Make your website all cool, dynamic, and bloated.

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>>all programming languages are the same because they all compile to machine code in the end
>what.

This. With Turing completeness its true of all languages.

Whatever you make it do, it's a tool, and not even a bad one, if you know what you're doing. Javascript doesn't bloat websites, developers do.

>Make your website all cool, dynamic, and bloated.
It's not JS's fault if the devs are retarded. Stupid meme koders should stick with languages harder to break by design, or learn to properly engineer their shit.

Daily reminder that every useful language is based on C or is written in C.
C is literally the most used language ever by far.

>it's a tool, and not even a bad one
I unironically love writing in TS/JS but it's one of the most poorly designed widely-used languages out there, even with all the improvements that ES6 and onward bring.

>pic not related

>transcompiled languages

>dynamically typed
>types are dynamic as well
>relying on dynamic dispatch entirely

>perfect

I like Ruby better than Python, but come on, user.

>inherited some of ObjectiveCs flaws

>so far the best answer but still a very low bar

>Ruby but less consistent

>dead for a reason
>wasting precious trips

>see answer before and Ruby

>Daily reminder that every useful language is based on C or is written in C.
Daily reminder that every useful language exists in the first place because C is a piece of shit in many regards.

JS is malicious code because it makes your website gayer.

>Daily reminder that every useful language exists in the first place because C is a piece of shit in many regards.
Still the most powerful language ever.

Almost independent of what you mean by "powerful": Wrong.

Careful user, you're going to be here for a long time. Would be a shame if you worn out your meme arrow key within your first week on Sup Forums.

threads like this have always been cancer on Sup Forums because there are two reasons they exist

a) because of technical illiteracy
b) trolling

Unfortunately, both tend to attract retards into the community for different reasons. Either way, hiding this kind of shit is the only way to make Sup Forums slightly more tolerable.

No wonder OP likes it.

best

Unlike JS, machine code is not considered cancer by many people. So if you want to see JS dead it is understandable

pipe operator soon !