The past inside the present edition
/brit/
literally my picture
thirst
MMM ORANGE
did the man put the paper under his tongue
Can't stop looking at pictures of me own cock lads
Think I might be gay for myself
>did you put your right address in?
Of course I did, now tell me why they sent it to Surrey, Aberdeen and Cork?
it's a tv show?
I though that the press were just waiting outside her house tbqh senpai
apparently
not wearing trousers haha
korean pop
well known fact that the caravan club is like a sex club, all over europe
anyone here buy a drone?
what inspired you to get one
no you just swallow LSD
whats in the box
>UK
>not boring as shite
Name 3 (THREE) things to do in the UK.
ah yes, the beautiful resort of southend-on-sea
watch out lads
me
your mum three times
it's true though
Just realised the guy on the bike is supposed to be Albert Hoffman on his (accidental) first trip
>well known fact that the caravan club is like a sex club, all over europe
visit ruins
visit AONB
go fishing
TOWIE's Kate Wright and Danielle Armstrong show off their ample assets in VERY skimpy bikinis as they party in Ibiza
Got fucking fleas in my house. One was just on me and as I tried to squish it, it jumped on my hand and then onto my face
it was gross but partly impressive
1.Flimgoland
2.edinburgh zoo
3.go on the london eye
wish I was richard branson, his life seems so fun
then again he is a billionaire
from the same article though la, not a separate occasion
hmmm yes
I'd break his sister's hymen
How do people find girls like that attractive? She looks like Mrs. Piggy covered in fake tan
You copy paste the article name or just type EVERY post like you work for the Daily Mail?
Just ate a bag of nuts desu lads
Not feeling too good
classic image.jpg
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not sure what you mean
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>Love Island boob flash duo Jessica Hayes and Katie Salmon banned for life from horse racing for baring breasts at Cheltenham
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Browsing /lgbt/ right now lads.
Not even gay haha
Somebody stop me
got the old anxiety nausea again
>overly tight pulled back hair
hnnng takes me back school
SALFORD MENTIONED
me on the right
post the uncensored version or leave, please
Whatever you say Chad, I'm far too abnormie to disagree with you
>Not even gay haha
m8...
damn thats a nice hoffman blotter
grolsch mentioned
ever think maybe your shitty attitude is part of the problem?
HAhahahaha
I'm not hahaha
also browsing /lgbt/ for a laugh hahaha i really am not gay
>that picture
So many memories :ยด(
>tfw close to 9 years of Sup Forums exposure has turned me bi
t-thanks Sup Forums
NEED a massive lipped gf
lads i didn't want to go out to eat with my mum for her birthday but i did anyway because its the nice thing to do and guess what??
i got a really nice burger, some chips AND i got to meet some ducks because when we were eating some duckies came over to us!!!!!!!!!!!!
might join the Church of Scientology desu
>wasnt born in sweden
this hits me hard everyday
yeah but you've never acted on it, right?
it's all hypothetical, right?
Do you have anxiety attacks
what a stupid trend
>putting on toasty pants straight out of the dryer
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yesssssssssss
can't it find it but there is this
images.bangtidy.net
>girl at the cafe couldnt find the stamper so just drew a circle on my loyalty card with a biro
nice one you bint thats definitely not going to look like I just drew it on myself
sucked another man off the other day
craziest thing is I'm not even gay haha
going about his place again later
did a vom
yes
I am NOT gay. I really am not.
I just sort of want to suck a cock and have someoone finish inside of me arse.
Just to know what it feels like.
I'm not attracted to men though, so I'm not gay.
Never acted on it, been with a few grills but seriously considering fucking a tranny now.
Why do some posts immediately get deleted? Like this one
sounds like you had fun then haha!
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
When white people are more outraged at being called racist than the actual systematic racism killing the rest of the population.
That's because the first one is completely unwarranted
Rasheed
don't think anyone cares about been called a racist you nignog
Hmm
So does my gf
Not nice
Why are black people so cool when they live in vastly white areas? I went up to a black lad on Saturday and asked him if I could call him a nigger and he said I can do whatever I want, so I called him a nigger and we both laughed.
that is freakishly horrible
>Why are black people so cool when they live in vastly white areas? I went up to a black lad on Saturday and asked him if I could call him a nigger and he said I can do whatever I want, so I called him a nigger and we both laughed.
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Seems like a cool guy.
You sure ain't though.
>Why are black people so cool when they live in vastly white areas? I went up to a black lad on Saturday and asked him if I could call him a nigger and he said I can do whatever I want, so I called him a nigger and we both laughed.
just a tad gay
>there are actual people ITT that constantly stick up and defend black people
bizarre
>Why are black people so cool when they live in vastly white areas? I went up to a black lad on Saturday and asked him if I could call him a nigger and he said I can do whatever I want, so I called him a nigger and we both laughed.
alri there bazza
nice anecdote
>>>/reddit/
>literally 30 degrees out
im bloody melting lads
Not sure mate, How WOKE was he?
*walks towards you*
matched an absolute penger from canada lads need a good line
Friend said he was doing his CBT, so I opened up to him about my experience with cognitive behavioural therapy (CBT) and my depression and stuff.
Turns out CBT is also something to do with your motorbike liscense. Awkward.
>Why are black people so cool when they live in vastly white areas
Because if you're in a majority white area, it means your demographics haven't shifted so drastically that immigrants don't have a chance to integrate. Nonwhite people who have actually integrated are just white people but with different skin.
if you can't talk to girls without taking drugs, you don't deserve them
club my bollocks like you would a baby seal
what's cooking good looking
Just got a "date" with the girl at subway who I always see and she smiles and says hi. I was on 2.25mg and 180mg codeine too lmao but she takes drugs and was chill