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Culture Pals: Make Your Profile Great Again Edition

Come meet qts from around the world, practice your qt talk skills, hang out with the lads, share qts, hate on non-Sup Forums approved elements like Muslims, Asians, Blacks and Portugese fucks, rat anons out to their qts, recommend new qts to others, make sick bants about cray cray qts, share replies from pastas etc.

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OLD THREAD:

Our deepest fear is not that we are spergs. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful Chads beyond measure.

I fear the idea that I'm a sperg by my own fruition, that if I did things differently when I was younger I'd be a Chad now. Just makes me more angry desu

What if I told you none of us are spergs?

Id probably go outside and sex a lady human

That is old old thread
old thread is here

Oh yeah, norwaybro, apparently my profile doesnt show up right in search because I changed my nick

I've actually got assburgers though ;_;

Just because you aren't a sperg you can't just go out expecting to be the Pied Pussy Piper!
Fuck you
You shouldn't change your nick as it will give you a bad time. I think it takes 3-5 days to settle, if it doesn't delete your account and recreate it as soon as the reactivation block is gone (24 hrs?).

You're mistaking being Swedish with a medical condition Svante-Ali.

Can I just lie and say I'm a fighter pilot? I probably know enough to pull off the lie, I'm sure it would get be brownie points with the qts

I wish that was the case

it must have been far longer than five days, like eight at least.

Sure, if you're in it for the nudes why not?

talking to under aged qt from my hometown, ruh roh

My man!

Then delete your profile and reactivate it tomorrow senpai, spend the day shitposting with us while you wait :3

my felon*

How exactly does that work?

>how to get qt to skype with video?

we talk all the time but she's too shy to put video on.
I was thinking of just turning my cam on unannounced during a call

anyone had experience?

You click on settings and then delete account. Then tomorrow you try to log back in and you will be prompted if you want to delete your account.

With a qt like that you are literally in for more eye candy if you look out your window. Fucking drop her already!

>be american
>be 19 years old
>find a 17 years old qt
>fuck
>be arrested
>shart

Do any other girls here have problems getting dozens of messages from guys in Tunisia, Turkey and Algeria? Most of which being slightly suggestive.

That and I can't even purchase alcohol. I can serve my country in wartime but can't purchase my own alcohol or bang a girl two years younger than me. Wtf happened to this country

I got two messages from guys who mistook me for a girl.

Does that count?

Haha, I think that's worse actually.

you're a g-girl? h-hi

US is pretty noise, but the alcohol law is just retarded.

>other girls
Where do you think you are!?

>tfw have gotten a few messages from foreign dudes going "hi r u female"

I'd really like to see your profiles. I don't know if it's because i live in Trannyland, but it's HARD for me to not immediately distinguish someone's sex.

Are you the hooded guy with the feminine face?

/Antekar
They were probably retarded and/or blind tbqh.

I could have had a pretty chill older Chad friend who could take me under his wing but I just HAD to say "sorry dood I'm not gay" now he's mad

I think I know who you are.

You even say you are a guy in the first words of your profile. kek

Those are sexually repressed muslins looking for bfs.

>want to check czechbro's profile
>too embarrassed mine will show up for him to see

I edited that in after the incidents :T
One of them was brazilian actually

Post her profile then?

Pretty gay too. I receive gay messages almost exclusively from Brazilians, French, and Italians.

qt says she's literally too scared to drive

What's wrong with women, why can't they do simple things

can you not comprehend why being in control of a giant piece of metal moving faster than the human body could have ever been prepared for is not a little bit scary

>being this much of a pussy

In my state if you're within 3 years of the person it's actually A-Okay to fuck someone who's underage if you're an adult

So basically you can be 20 fuckin a 17 year old

Texas, yeehaw

So if you are 18 yo you can fuck 15yo girls
Cool

Is San Antonio just beaners? Hoping to get some white Texas poon when I get my town pass

Here the consent age is 14. Younger than that, only if the grill is 4 years younger than you.

Feels good, man.

[spoiler]But to be honest the youngest I fugged was 20 at the time.[/spoiler]

FUG, Sup Forums doesn't have spoiler tags!

>girl named Iwona
>ask her if she is Iwona Tinkle
Guys help, I cannot stop these god awful puns

want a tanned Israeli girl with blue eyes and fat jew tits

Talking to one about the IDF right now actually, kek

With f-fat tits too?

can't tell from her pics

The youngest i fucked was 14, i was 15. Still trade lewd pics with a 14 yo now i'm 20, though.

/Hadar_e seems like what you guys are looking for.

I'll probably ask her some shit about the Israeli Air Force just because mutual interest but she's a bit too old for me so have fun

>tfw no fertile jewish gf with wide baby-bearing hips

Life is suffering.

>22yo
>too old
jesus christ what is your age range?

So early. I was 22 at the time, now I'm a couple weeks short from 28. No one to do anything with, lately.

I'm just not really into girls more than a year older than me, it's a turn off

Here we say "old pan makes good food".

I fucked a 40yo once. It was 10/10.

so many blue eyed cute Israeli girls

seriously thinking about converting

why is that? are they east europeans immigrants?

yeah seeing a lot of "I'm Jew but originally from Hungary/czechin/russia"

Most of them are, askhenazi jews

ashkenazim are the true master race

I am a ashkenasi, master as fuck

Thanks mate, but she didn't have fat jew tits :(
Who are you trying to fool nigger?

No, my family comes from Ukranian Bessarabia, running from the communist persecution against ukranians

Let me guess: ParanĂ¡?

Nah, Rio de Janeiro

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The state not the city, that place is trash

Can Ashkenazim have brown eyes? I've suspected Ashkenazic heritage for a long time but not sure

we wuz bailing from them commiz n shiet

>tfw Venetian, or rather Venetian region, from Belluno area
Might as well be the same, they used to be the jews of Europe.

>mfw you can't quite understand if you have just found a porn actress you jerked it off to several times on interpals or just someone that looks 100% like her
the country is the same as the porn actress, and reverse photo search doesn't give any results

Post profile!

Gib profile

Gib profile or forever shame Italy

>When you're going dry for an hour and finally get a (you)

polish girl I just started talking to five minutes ago just said we should be flat mates...

>tfw no views in the past 5 hours

Meanwhile, in surrounded by views but no messages land..

>Who viewed my profile?
>Viewed 80 times today. See all views

Just bot, tovarish

do all the white turks live in instanbul or something

>Istanbul
WAS CONSTANTINOPLE

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>tfw want to make a profile, but too scared of uploading a picture of yourself
I spent maybe 10 minutes trying to take a picture of myself, I felt like a fucking retard, but I dont want to have a picture where I look bummed out either. I gave up and then I gave up on making a profile, again. It keeps happening.

Tell me your secrets gypsy, WHERE are the SPURDO memes MADE

who the fuck has been making memes about the 4th crusade

saved

Just go outside and take a picture or ask a relative to take a picture of you.

I know that feeling, but now 3 weeks later I'm texting a top tier qt. You got nothing to lose, except time.

>tfw Dominicans keep messaging me

Why only them? I'm getting some golddigging vibes from them.

no rly tho pls respond

it seems like every white turk I see lives in instanbul

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you know, sometimes I beat myself up for not having blue eyes, but then shit like this makes me feel better

>not smiling
>didn't rest so baggy as fuck eyes
>dark room
>"godlike picture"

bruh