'Mom, dad, I'm back from Guadalajara. Let me introduce you to my gorgeous fiancée, Espalda Mojada.''

'Mom, dad, I'm back from Guadalajara. Let me introduce you to my gorgeous fiancée, Espalda Mojada.''

1. Your country
2. How do your parents react?

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Sealand
Apathy.

1. Argentina
2. CHI

Good job, son! You finally found a girlfriend and now we can gain hope in expecting grandchildren

They will not give a flying fuck. Last time I brought a tanned girl home: "At least it is not a darkie."

Then again, my mother want her kids to have kids badly so likely she will begin babytalk and show some qt newborns on her phone.

>2. How do your parents react?
They don't because I don't talk to them.

Btw that girl is ugly. If it's a girl.

>so, did You find a job?

more like
>Good job, son! You finally found a girlfriend and now you can look for a job and finally live on your own

they'll be happy that I'm getting married with someone of my country 2bh

1. flag
2. "Unless you find a nice Chinese girl, we will disown you!"

I thought Guadalaraja was in Spain.

Thanks son, now stand aside while I impregnate her for you.

learn geography

"I thought you said she was gorgeous."

I wanna fuggg

Native ancestry in spics is what makes them truly hideous to look at. Actual latins like spanish and Italians are beautiful

kek this is pretty much how my mother would react

1.America
2.I shart on his passport and deport him back to his shithole European nation

But he´s actually right, you know?

My parents hate German girls so they would be glad if I had a foreign gf

>tfw no more gf

Irrelevant town nobody knows about

Doesn´t matter. He´s right anyways.

>USA
>Wait a minute, I don't have any children!

Wtf user are you retad? The sudacas are a goldnigger, and bla, bla, bla, bla...

that's pretty like me, except i hate german men too

apple doesnt fall far from tree, eh?

Im from Guadalajara, guess they would be proud of her not being some sort of subhuman chilanga

Ya vino el pesado de siempre

Yep

No soy el, pero en mi caso va en serio, yo saldría con una mexicana encantado, me pone su acento, pero mis padres odian a los latinos en general, bueno odian todo lo extranjero.

Guadalajara is a province of Spain.my friend live there is like matamoros or matajudios

Eres el mismo de siempre tío, Jajakajjakjaja

Joder que no, que va en serio

Que si que si que si te voy a llamar manolo el atrapao

no one asked

Ofendido/10
¿Qué tenemos de malo los Chilangos? (Aparte de la mayor cantidad de hipsters, veganos que no se callan y precios pendejamente altos)

>Sealand
Wew, a literal meme country.

Porque >les robamos sus impuestos con nuestro desarrollo y mierda

"FUCKEN DU MA MAY U GOT SHIT GIRLFRIEND MATE Y U DO DIS TO YER FAMILIE FUCKEN NI HAO CUNT"

Pues nada, me valen verga en general nada más era por tirar mierda como se suele hacer en Sup Forums, que estén feos y feas no es razón para odiar a nadie

>guadalajaraa
hehehehe

1. Flag
2. Probably shock that someone as hideous as me could get anything.

2. "I can't believe you actually have a girlfriend. We thought you were gay."

Thread turned into a fucking spic talk thread.

Flag
Livid

What?

jara hehe
I thought guadalajaraa was a fake place

They'd be happy because they probably think I'm gay or something.

>when did you come out from the basement?

Again, a brief period of subtly trying to work out if she is a mail order, then acceptance

Flag
"Thank Christ, we thought you were queer."

>Irrelevant town nobody knows about
if you're historically illiterate, yes
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Guadalajara
pretty well-known battle desu

my dad would be happy i found someone nice