bent edition
/brit/
Evan Parker
Jackson Peterson
cara
Julian Parker
Post willies lads
Hunter Harris
*queefs*
Owen Gomez
...
Easton Campbell
keep having dreams about lebanon
not sure why
Carter Evans
wew
post more
Colton Price
Can't tell how old she is, somewhere between 28 and 65?
Jacob Harris
nice
Xavier Price
nice
Michael Butler
alri
Gabriel Lopez
>araca
Dominic Wilson
THE REVEALER
HANDICAP FAVOURS THE DEALER
THE HAND THAT FEEDS, UMM... FAVOURS THE OVEREATER
Blake Clark
I wonder if the government should return to the gold standard
Jaxon Lewis
absolute disaster trying to make loose leaf tea
boiled the water and put in the tea, then I tried using a spoon to take the leafs out, but that didn't really work, so I tried to strain it into a bowl through a sieve, and then I tried to pour that into a mug, but I spilled half of it
this is fucking rocket science
John Johnson
>the Simon in Simon & Garfunkel is Paul Simon
why did nobody tell me this ??????
Jayden Murphy
wish you'd stop bullying me I HAD A DRINK AND IT HAPPENED ONCE
Jeremiah Sanders
nice
Evan Fisher
Fucking normie fags steal my meme and get 900 likes
Mason Hall
>Hes australian
>Hes a weeb
>He makes a thread with an anime thumbnail
>He calls it best girl edition
>He claims no irish allowed
>No one posts in it
lmaoing @ ur life sadcunt
David Hill
wish I was Dan Walker
Ayden Thomas
fuck the netherlands
Ryder Parker
Who the fuck else was it gonna be, Simon from Blue?
Ryder Evans
do NOT bully me
Brandon Nelson
Today's pronouns:
Main pronoun (when thinking to myself):
Xi,Xir,Xerself
Binary pronouns (when being addressed to by a cis female):
Xe, Xer, Xeself
Binary proper pronouns (when being addressed to by a cis male):
Xa, Xar, Xarself
Mornings (between the hours of 6AM-12PM):
Sol, Sola, Solself
Night(12PM-12AM):
Lun, Luna, Lunself
Others:
Dei, Deis, Deiself (for when I'm feeling spiritual)
Ath, Athe, Atheist (for when I'm feeling atheistic)
Chon, Chan, Chanself (for when I'm on Sup Forums PLEASE REFERENCE ME AS SUCH)
Kin, Kins, Kinself (for when identifying as my otherkin)
Otherkin identifications:
Full moon: Wolf
Around water: Merxi (Cis translation: Merman) Use the proper pronoun for time of day.
When hearing birds: Falcon
When reading novellas: Dickself (I take the identiy of the cis Charles Dickens)
When reading philosophy: Platoself (Plato)
Juan Bailey
I like the Irish
Top blokes who saved Britain back in the day
Nolan Price
>When reading philosophy: Platoself (Plato)
acceptable
Cooper Bennett
ahaha x
gif is me irl
Joshua Campbell
genuinely happy when anime degens get cucked by janny
Nicholas Cruz
kill chanself
Carter Robinson
can i shart in here
Jaxon Jones
Yanks are poor posters
Parker Edwards
Who the fuck else was it gonna be, Simon bar Kokhba?
Connor Anderson
how you feelin lads?
Luke Collins
depressed even though i have a job, a house, food, water, clothes and a gf
Bentley Rodriguez
GF has stated that she wants me to send her a pic of my willy whenever she asks for one, yet she doesn't feel comfortable sending me pics yet.
Not sure if this is abusive desu
Connor Cook
doing a nofap to clear my acne
Grayson Rogers
a bit like this
Evan Ramirez
>a job, a house
NORMIE OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Brandon Barnes
yea i'd be depressed too if i were Irish
Jaxon Price
send her pics of your digusting flaccid willy
for bants
Bentley Jenkins
fuck me your a mong
do NOT send your cock unless youve received tit/bum pics
i bet she pegs you too
Carson Rodriguez
jesus
Colton Morris
...
Thomas Peterson
doesn't seem like a fair trade???
thanks
Matthew Garcia
got back from work at 23:15, got two days off. Not feeling too bad.
Matthew Gray
my gf doesn't ask for pics of my willy but I send em anyway to make her happy or at least to send her pics of my willy
Jackson Carter
want to go for a pint with this utter geezer
Brody Brown
Cameron Sullivan
kot
Zachary Davis
>yea i'd be depressed too if i were Irish
Elijah Wilson
This is why you should never eat pringles or 'fat-free' foods.
Evan Bell
hahahahaha that pic
Xavier Martinez
keep getting no response or jut get refused straight away at every job i've applied for since the beginning of this year and its not like im applying to be a space engineer hahahahaha
Jose Sanchez
>This is why you should never eat pringles or 'fat-free' foods.
Brayden Young
Dont think so sunshine
Leo Price
Lol...no way this is real. I call this out for being done by an Irish proxy. Dollars to donuts thats also your flag in that picture that says "yes". It was you who sharted your pants, and then put on our flag
You can't force this meme, like you tried to force that shart out
Matthew White
actually wouldnt mind going for a pint with timmy boy, id chat to him about life, ignore any autistic things he does and pander to all his issues. Maybe a friend would improve the poor cunts mental health.
Hunter Martin
Put my hard cock on the gf's face for a laugh and it went from her chin to the top of her forehead
Proud of myself
Juan Gonzalez
anyone smell that
smells like sharts lads
peeyewww!
Bentley Rivera
been trying to get a marlow meetup together for a while, I know there's at least 3 regulars from bucks in here
Jeremiah Moore
grimsby meetup when
Carter Edwards
t. co conspirer of the dentist
Tyler Parker
>Lol...no way this is real
>I call this out for being done by an Irish proxy
>Dollars to donuts
>ou can't force this meme, like you tried to force that shart out
Absolutely fucking caterwauling at this yankee doodle cunt
Connor Hughes
>north american posters
Luke Peterson
just my breath, sorry :(
Adrian Wright
>jfs
Bentley Adams
what kind of meme is your gf? black? polish?
Jose Gomez
Aiden Hill
*saunters into the thread*
Lincoln Hernandez
nothing wrong with them
Jonathan Davis
nothing for it
i'm gonna have to go to fucking bed for FUCKS SAKE
Michael Cruz
now now, where do you think your headed to?
Hunter Sanders
I follow these two 1/4 Filipina girls on t'gram and they are so pretty and wholesome
They both have really nice teeth as well
Bet they're secretly filth in bed
Ryan Jenkins
>dollars to doughnuts
roaring
eveb yank colloquialisms are fat
Jayden Lopez
>no (you)'s
Juan Gonzalez
All yellow
Just like the Coldplay song
Jaxson James
swear to god i make posts on this phone and they don't actually send even though it says they do
Jeremiah Hill
got a viewing for a new place tomorrow
its well nice but im not good with new people so kinda bricking it
wish me luck senpaitachi
Camden Bailey
*dancewalks into /brit/*
waheyyy alright laaaads
oi oi smithyyyyy haha
smithy
SMITHY
can't hear me haha fucking music's a bit much ennit
alright lads just gonna grab a drink
*sits in the corner with a shandy for the rest of the night*
Jackson Sanchez
brighton meetup
Landon Cooper
i do not need (you)'s
Kayden Cox
youtube.com
L's da nigga that crime follows,
I'm hitting fine models and stabbin folks with broken wine bottles
Adrian Davis
Can I live with you?
Jeremiah Bennett
"Oh fuck sake its this wanker again"
*covers head*
"smithy dont even pay attention to him"
Brayden Lopez
*comes and joins you and makes conversation and we have a laugh*
Mason Wilson
st petersburg is actually beautiful
>tfw all of russia could've looked like that
Oliver Howard
Ryan Perez
...
Jackson Hernandez
wait
didnt even know f a m s flitered to senpaitachi
kek am i late?
Nathaniel Reed
What's your fav Karl Pilkington moment?
William Phillips
...
William Barnes
Greater London
Nicholas Martin
youtube.com
lights..action...
Colton Harris
Browsing the so called 'Chon'
Aiden Flores
baka desu senpai
Noah Price
*Opens the Financial Times*
Ah good, good. Looks like the banks are finally starting to lend again
*sips tea*
Owen Gonzalez
also no, i dont want shartstains across the carpet
Aaron Johnson
ex gf keeps shilling it and moved there, shes weird in the head desu
Ryan Bailey
>black bodyguard holding a syringe (phallic symbol)
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