Move away from the computer pal !!

Move away from the computer pal !!

You have just 3 seconds, how do make sure they don't find anything on you?

LUKS encrypted Live USB?

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>Pal, after 3 seconds with us letting you do whatever you want, MOVE AWAY FROM COMPUTER!!!
>poweroff

it's better to pull the cord. Chances are better that the DRAM won't be recoverable.

*warps into another dimensions*

OK, BD Wong.

From the moment you hear them at the door until they come grab you, don't be a frustrated pedantic asswipe.

just press the power button on the case.
it's like 20cm from my hand

*summons speed weed and dick wolf*

What, you think that computer forensics won't scan your HDDs?

full disk encryption mate
And I don't even have anything illegal and the most incriminating thing I have on my drives are my maildir so It would be quite fucking hilarious to see CIA niggers wasting tax payers resources to decrypt my my mailboxes lmao

shoot the CIA niggers for violating the NAP

They can always use leverage to try to extort the private key from you.
Best security is to not have any suspicious encrypted drives.

Shoot myself in the head.

Is it illegal if you rig your front door with bombs to protect from intruders who violate the NAP?

escaping to the next timeline is the easy way out

It's kind of a general rule that deadly force needs to have a human behind it.
So yes

Yes. I don’t feel like digging up the cases that set precedent right now. But, effectively, it is illegal for you to boobytrap your home

Why would they grab me? And who let them in?

This is why I keep a lighter and thermite in a container on my PC

Would do jack shit.
Just put explosives between your HDDs.
Make a timer to explode after 24 hours
Everyday reset timer

This way even if they get you when not at home, you're safe

Wtf that's bullshit

How is it any different from a guy shooting at invaders at home if he feels threatened by them?

What if you place one of those OpenCV gun sentries with guns around the house, does that also count as a booby trap? The computer would be making the decisions as to who it should shoot

You are now placed in indefinite detention for contempt of court until you produce the encryption key, wat do?

youtube.com/watch?v=6QcfZGDvHU8

Vid for reference

LUKS full disk encryption on my drive after writing random data to the whole drive with a 10+ character passcode. Also, the system won’t even get as far as the passcode input field to decrpyt the drive if special input isn’t done at the bios splash, it’ll spit out a bunch of errors instead. That in combination with the seemingly random data across the drive lets me give the plausible explanation that the computer is fucked up. Good look convincing your superiors that you should beat the password out of me, CIAniggers

open case, grab ssd and chuck it in the microwave

>They can always use leverage to try to extort the private key from you.
No amount of technology save for digging a hole in the ground and hiding is going to save me from the government acting illegaly. Their resources greatly overshadow mine.

But I see no reason why CIA niggers should act illegally risking lengthy legal trouble in my case since i dindu nuffinz.

That would be a concern if I lived in the United States of School Shootings. T
hankfully i do not live in a police state so I'm not legally obliged to provide any keys whatsoever (even in the US you're not obliged to self-incriminate yourself)

It's ONLY illegal if you boobytrap your home when you're not physically there. Otherwise, you're free to trap it all you want.

>wrap the power cord around my dick or feet
>it's just my fetish officer

nothing to hide, no worries

How did you setup the special input thing at the BIOS? I call bullshit

The only thing I've seen that is remotely similar is pressing a special key during grub initialization

Actually, in the US the issue isn't decided, and barring weird circumstances your right to refuse to provide an encryption key is probably protected.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Key_disclosure_law

In the EU, in the other hand, it is explicitly illegal to refuse to provide an encryption key.

Simple, I set up systemdboot (formerly gummiboot) to automatically boot something that can’t be booted, normally you can hold down just the spacebar to bring up the boot menu but you can also change that into combination of keys with some minor wizardry.

>In the EU
Read the article again you mong. There's no EU-wide law regarding that. Only police-state shitholes like UK and France (which spent half their time larping as the US) do.

I have nothing to hide, so I have nothing to fear for.

Spotted the chemlet. You can't ignite thermite with a lighter.

If they get you when you're not home, they have a between 0 and 24 hours to clone the drives before this happens anyway. Not to mention you needlessly lose your drives if you happen to forget to reset it. Worst system tbqhwyf.

*sets off the hidden thermite charge inside pc*

>Come home drunk as fuck
>Struggle opening the door
>Blow up

el ciANO

You shouldn't drink if you're tinfoily enough to do that kind of stuff at home.

Couldnt i just shoot my hard drives with a gun?

You get shot down because you're consider as a threat.

Im white

You're considered as a child molester.

Sure you are Tyrone

pic related

probably get a UPS for it in case they try to cut my power along with NothingToHide 2018 coming out

Dump them in things/dontclick

Yeah, sorry, that was a mistake. I meant to write UK.

This is basically the best solution except without the gun. Attach a shotgun shell, with a spring loaded nail that hits the shell primer, to the hard drive. Connect the nail release to a circuit that has a button. When you hit the button, the nail releases which sets off the shell. The drives will be damaged beyond any recovery.

I just open a portal on my desk to the farting butt dimension and tell them to go get it
WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB! XD

>power surge explodes your hard drive and kills your dog

hi thad

because your trap can't tell if they're entering illegally or not
things like that have killed their owners/builders before, not to mention paramedics

Isn't deleting your information more suspicious?

Yes it is, better hide it.

press the power button
i have my PC set to automatically boot into memtest, so even if they put my RAM on ice their not gonna get shit
and everything is luks encrypted of course

>I don’t live in a police state
>just a place where guns, knives, bad words on Twitter, radical political ideologies, etc are all banned
Ok

>radical political ideologies
the cops come down harder and faster on your ass for saying immigration is bad than they do for posting child porn on the same social network

r+f+end
only needs 2100ms

Nothing because I don't watch cp

You're not going to do anything useful in 3 seconds other than breathe heavily, you retarded chimp.

2 posts up brainlet

OY, I'M NOT YOUR PAL, BUDDY

Being suspicious isn't illegal

keep a posted envelope nearby with someone elses address on it. place harddrive in envelope and seal.

CANT CHECK SOMEONE ELSE'S MAIL cucks

I just let them have it.

Meanwhile, after they leave since they couldn't find anything, I laugh a bit while remembering how the drive that contained the contraband is located in the next city over. I call my friend and have him toss the drive into the nearby fjord.

youtube.com/watch?v=M62Va6Ft2cw

fuck off

Well all they'll ever find is a bunch of joking racist memes. Is that enough to put me in trouble?

I've rigged my entire house to explode at the push of a button.

> what is a sparkler?

btw having nothing to hide is the best strategy. don't use stolen credit cards to purchase programming socks and cheetos and everything will be fine.

Right?

That actually reminds me of a CSI episode where this paranoid fuck got drunk and got his head blown off with his own shotgun.

I think once the feds are breaking down your door, subterfuge and staying non-conspicuous has go out the window, no?

Not true. Because of the possibility that you die and endanger the pawns to come to break your door and pick your body.

You'll be sent to jail for detention of copyrighted content you don't have license to posses.
What precautionary measures do you take?

install gentoo

I only have my iPhone as my sole communication device, and it doesn't have any shit on it, so I just unlock it and hand it over to officers and be done with it as soon as possible. You don't possibly have any pedoshit on your AES encrypted Linux partition, do you user?

I took the home folder encryption option when i installed ubuntu.
How safe am i if most of my stuff in there?

>You don't possibly have any pedoshit on your AES encrypted Linux partition, do you user?
Anyone i know has.

>what is a cold boot attack

>feds plant evidence of CP on you
>refuse to decrypt your drives
>still go to jail because it is a "foregone conclusion"
Land of the free

>Meanwhile, after they leave since they couldn't find anything, I laugh a bit while remembering how the drive that contained the contraband is located in the next city over. I call my friend and have him toss the drive into the nearby fjord.

>cops look into your shit
>see this post
>demand the hard drive
>they indict you for obstruction of justice and destruction of evidence
>even if the drive never existed you can't prove it

All posts here are works of fiction

Is TAILS a meme? And by that i mean, is it even remotely viable for daily use?

>police state
>but even the police don't carry weapons

Feels good to be in NZ.

no, they probably have the windows covered too, idiot

>even if the drive never existed you can't prove it

No ped shit, just BTC, Monero and a few CC dumps

>Await trial in jail for years if you can't pay the price

> how do you make sure they don't find anything on you
By doing no shady shit
> nothing to hide nothing to fear
But who pays to repair my door? Just knock and I'll let them in if they have a warrant

You can't touch your data once they announce the warrent