Shart MART theory

Shart MART theory
Can you explain

Why do Italians shart in mart?

SHART

>Italians

That's a funny way of spelling Americans

Why do Australians crap corn in Melbourne?

Americans have a bad diet full of sugar and makes warery poops leak out when they fart

Was she trying to be ironic?

Someone with a tight end should be able to hold it in until they get to a toilet.

not very tight at all, is it?

kek'd

First, she's not white so explaining her behavior is beyond any rational human being.

Second, that appears to be a bus, not a "mart".

She's on the bus to the mart, you fucking stupid shart.

GOTTA

She didn't make it to the DESIGNATED SHITTING AISLE

We have the freedom to shart where we want and the liberty to change our pants when we feel.

Nothing I would expect a filthy eurocuck to understand

Yea, we'll never understand India as well

There is a difference between shitting in a public place and shitting within your own clothes(your own PRIVATE PROPERTY mind you)

Nothing I would expect a filthy gook to understand.

GET

>Gook
Ok

Strange pride murica

IN MART

That's a big shart

How come Australians are so obsessed with shit?

Why do Americans shit their Jeans in New Orleans?

They're literal shitposters

Food goes in, shart comes out. You can't explain that.

Has anyone actually seen an adult who shit their pants?
Personally I don't think I have, how about you guys?

Very good

>shit their jeans in New Orleans
>do a poo in Kalamazoo
>make pants shitty in New York City

Yeah it's happened to me twice. Americans have a saying "never trust a fart, or you'll shart in the mart."

I doubt many have. We're not in burgerland afterall. We have some self control and civil manners.

never

There is a theory:the France athlete in Rio .......help me i search a scientist

Nope