Make fun of America everyday on int for 2 years

>make fun of America everyday on int for 2 years
>Secretly wish to move there and live a peaceful quiet life in the Midwest
>You will never have a faithful curvy milk maid gf

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I drove through Escanaba, Michigan the other day on my little road trip I went on

you can move there it looks pretty chill

>tfw no idyllic rural mountain life

It's fel

germany is nicer and more developed

I am looking at Minnesota. They seem to be the most Aryan. My sister's husbands dog sitter was from Michigan and she was nice.

it was

Maybe in your backwater hole. Get a real job so you can move somewhere civilized like NYC.

From my knowledge, they are also by far the most liberal of all midwestern states by quite a margin
like Illinois is the most corrupt by a bit

The grass is always greener, friend.

I live in the midwest (Wisconsin) and all the country girls are a mystical level of stupid. There are a few pretty cute ones.

If it makes you feel any better I love your guys' history and want to visit as soon as I can feel semi-assured I'm not going to get allahu akbar'd on my vacation.

still is

i live in the capital of the second most-populated state, one of the """cool""" cities

Europe is way better

You're still buying into that whole "American dream" from the 1950s

Sorry you fell for the propaganda

>wanting to live in a country where race war is about to start

I can't watch a video here because it has a sw*astika in it. Fuck this country.

Would you honestly prefer life in the Rust Belt because le Muslim boogeyman

>I'm not going to get allahu akbar'd on my vacation
That's very unlikely to happen, regardless of where you're gonna visit. what did you have in mind anyway
Tell me about the stupid part though, I lived in Pennsylvania for a year and can definitely attest to that. I don't mean that in a condescending liberal manner either, I can get behind a lot of conservative viewpoints such as gun rights. I mean stupid as in the product of an underfunded education system

there are VPN extensions you can dl for chrome senpai

that's just another alpha male law germany has

I know that. But that's like saying you would be fine with banning guns since you can get them illegally.

Don't exaggerate. You can literally watch most of Nazi Germany's marching songs on Youtube, some forbidden movies are probably out there too.

well maybe you should've thought about that before being a nazi

A video called h*tler anime opening was blocked. That's what caused me to make this post. Fuck this country. I hope we get overrun by shitskins.

Well Hillary just said she wants to ban alt right media so...

Bullshit

Well, I don't know where I would want to go, honestly. I don't even speak the language yet. I suppose my first tourist thought is Berlin, because I want to visit museums and historical sites.

I worked a food truck this summer, two of my co-workers were sort of "curvy" typical wisconsin girls, one was like a 6.5/10 and her sister was like a 4/10, but these girls (18 years) couldn't make change without the calculator on the cash register.

My use of "stupid" is pretty condescending, but the general population of young girls here are very very bad at picking up on sarcasm and wit, and have a very shallow general knowledge pool. Most girls I know around here will agree that they hate reading, math, and science. One time I made a passing reference to Murphy's Law to a girl at my workplace (anything that can go wrong, will go wrong) and she believed I was referencing an actual on-the-books-law.

TLDR, you'd have as much luck intellectually engaging your average wisconsin girl as you would the cows around here.

Riots and looting and shit in Milwaukee, Wisconsin happened a month after my girlfriend was there for a two week stay. No joke, it's getting ridiculous over here.

Honestly I don't get why would you want to live in rural US.
Wanting to go to a large urban center is understandable, but in the middle of nowhere?
These rednecks will shoot you dead if talk shit about anyone, and the sherif will be bob's third cousin and let it slide.

Besides it's gonna be unbearably boring.

>Most girls I know around here will agree that they hate reading, math, and science. One time I made a passing reference to Murphy's Law to a girl at my workplace (anything that can go wrong, will go wrong) and she believed I was referencing an actual on-the-books-law.
Damn that sounds grim. tell me more about Wisconsin. how does it compare to its neighbor, MN? Any German influences still present to this day?

>>Secretly wish to move there
Most 3rd worlders on Sup Forums thinks so and so do the half Euros. This board is Ameriboo driven.

Well our stereotypes across the country involve snow and cheese, which is kind of true. We wear cheese-shaped hats made out of foam to represent our American Football team, the Green Bay Packers (pic related). We've also been found to be the heaviest-drinking state in plenty of surveys, our biggest state college (Madison) is frequently ranked among the top party schools in the country, and we have a very sad amount of drunk drivers.

I went to high school in one of the smaller cities, but it's a college town so it has a pretty strong mix of liberal and conservative, with the population being radically more conservative as you get away from the big cities. There's this one strip of highway that's my favorite, that has an anti-pornography billboard followed by 5 consecutive sex shop billboards.

MN is colder and supposedly incredibly liberal in its population centers, but then again there was an abortion clinic shootup in their capitol city this last winter so what do I know. I haven't been there in years, since I last went to visit my aunt and uncle, but it's pretty similar to Wisconsin from what I can tell. We like to pretend that we hate each other because the Packers and the Vikings have a long-going rivalry, and plenty of fans from each team live in both states.

We have a lot of citizens who are really proud to be any part German, so Oktoberfest is celebrated across the state every year, I don't know if it's anything like Oktoberfest over there. Here, people just drink a ton of beer (brand-name and locally-made) and eat a ton of sausage and deep-fried foods.

Winters are heavy and ridiculous, plenty of snowstorms every year in the winter months. Lovely weather in late spring and summer, though. Cool autumns.

Wisconsin's very Christian, I've met a few muslims and plenty of atheists, but there are a few nondenominational megachurches in the area. Pretty much everyone I know goes to one of three huge churches.

That's pretty much it, comment limit.

Move here, it's not all that hard ffs

>NYC
Fucking neck yourself

Thanks for taking an interest, though! Bonus pic, taken by a local newspaper for my hometown's Oktoberfest celebration. This is the center of the city, on its busiest road, so they block off a few miles and pack it with food vendors and live music. The city makes a fortune off of it every year, and I usually try to make it when I can. As I said, tons of beer, meat on sticks, sausages, chocolate-covered cheesecake on sticks, pretty much anything you can put on a stick. Pretty much everybody here has some part German in them (my great-grandparents were German immigrants).

Thanks for the detailed answer. You got the beer part right, no idea where the cheese bit came from though since we're not famous for our cheese. But If memory serves, Wisconsin had some French influence to it as well.

It's weird how Americans always think of sausages when asked about German cuisine. I mean they're an integral part but by no means the only thing it has to offer.

I never got pic related in the US for example, whereas it's a staple in every German restaurant

It's pretty hard desu, since H1Bs are mostly given to Indians willing to work for lower wages. They're also limited to certain industries and niches.

There are a few restaurants in my city that try to capitalize on that "authentic german" feel, there's this one place that even styles itself as a "Brau Haus." Here's there menu if you wanna get an idea of what apparently passes for German around here (the restaurant is pretty well-regarded locally) allmenus.com/wi/appleton/369925-obs-brau-haus/menu/

That being said, it is also 3:00 AM in Wisconsin and I'm ready to sleep. Catch you around, Germanon!

>their menu
as previously stated, 3:00 AM.

Sorry but what part of the state do you live in? I agree a lot of what you say is true but are you northwoods or something?
>t. SE WI

>>make fun of America everyday on int for 2 years
dont lie faggot
Ive been on Sup Forums a very long time and no one has ever 'made fun' of america
people have tried, sure
theyve tried hard
and failed every time

Thanks for the link, I'll dig through the menus.

Sleep well

I'm in central (though a lot of people claim our part is "northeast wisconsin"). All my stuff referring to "my city" is Appleton, though now I live about 30 minutes south of it.

>This board is Ameriboo driven.
which makes sense since being here requires fairly good english and knowledge of anglo culture.

>tfw no farmer's tomboy daughter that craves your cock like fucking water fucking in the barn and laying down in the hay together afterwards taking a nice long nap in the pleasant mid western warmth

You are northeast. Anything in the Green Bay area is. Beautiful countryside of course but I wouldn't want to live out there. Anything north of Madison short of Eau Claire, Green Bay, or La Crosse is haram either because of the people, the boredom, or the brutal winter.

Well, thanks for the correction. I'll never confuse myself with central or northeast again! And while I'm biased, of course, I love Appleton. It's pretty much a smaller, more chilled-out version of Green Bay with a pretty heavy dose of annoying college hipsters from Lawrence University. I'm living in Fremont right now, this scummy little town on the Wolf River with a population of ~700 and it's packed to burst with trucks and camo and boater bars, so I get exactly what you mean.

Well, I really need to sleep now. Catch you around!

How do i bypass this GEMA bullshit on youtube ? Do i have to use a proxy ? This shit is annoying as fuck.

GOTTA

You would think Illinois would be the most liberal, but actually Chicago is the most conservative city in the North in my experience.