Uh oh girl, green bubble alert

>uh oh girl, green bubble alert
>its probably some "Sam-soong" hahaha

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Why would you even want to associate with someone who behaves like this?

>why would you ever want to get laid
Get out little incel

ANDLETS BTFO

>being that desperate that you'd be willing to fuck that kind of person because you know you'll never get anything better

>sugar daddy wanted to buy you an iPhone
>chose LG
who /diabolical/

Daily reminder having an iPhone makes it 40% more likely you’ll get laid.

...

>using SMS text messaging and iMessage
>not using a cross platform WhatsApp
Americans. They shoot themselves in the foot and blame the whole world.

>having to install another app just so you can send pictures, voice notes, videos and have group chats

Ugh.
You can’t even play games on WhatsApp lmao it’s shite.

>games on a chat application
It's like I was back using MSN Messenger.

t. No friends

I think there might be a point here somewhere.

SMS doesn't cost anything, whatsapp uses data.
Get a brain, moran.

>projecting your own bitter insecurities about being a virgin over the age of 18 onto others to feel better
Lmao

It’s just android poorfags always tethering to WiFi because they have no money

>Caring about bubbles
Are you 8 years old?

There's always a certain level of kek that occurs whenever I see a random stock photo with the stupid watermark still on there.

But I don't want AIDS

>have the government record every word you say, legally allowed ofc
vs
>have a messaging app use 0.1 KiB of data per message when your plan has 4 GiB per month
Wow that sure is a hard choice

ok but on some real shit who the fuck doesn't have unlimited data in 2017? I'm poor as shit and i cant remember ever not having it and yes i am american

You’re on Sup Forums dude, you’re replying to someone who has a 99% chance of owning some poorfag chinkshit he bought on Aliexpress and a prepaid sim that never gets topped up

>girl goes to check her phone
>her phone isn't her phone
>it's a mailbomb

I don't get this.
No one I know cares about phones, is this an American thing?

Try leaving your house.

gizmodo.com/im-buying-an-iphone-because-im-ashamed-of-my-green-bubb-1787965756

Yeah, it's an American thing.

This is what an underager thread looks like.