I wish I was European so I could buy food from their American sections...

I wish I was European so I could buy food from their American sections. It looks so much more exciting and exotic than what we actually eat.

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>tfw no foreign sections in russian markets.

It's revolting, why would you want to eat it?

>Americans don't even have American sauce
Lmaoing @ their empty lives

>This confuses and enrages the American

What's confusing about poor people hot dogs?

what are wealthy people hot dogs?

When this picture was posted in past threads, Americans couldn't believe they came in jars.

Pic related is the only German supermarket take on American food that Americans actually begrudgingly approved of

Why can't you just sell them in packages like real Americans? Why are they jarred?

What the fuck is that?

Is that Thousands islands dressing?

>Sauce mit Tomaten, Schalotten und Petersilie.

Ketchup with parsley? What in God's name?

Hope they have american week at Lidl soon again.

Would a corn-fed, red-blooded American like this pizza?

because those are real sausages and not plastic

Lidl is garbagr chain but their international weeks are bredy gut

Best on is greek and spanish week

Who here is a /coolamerican/?

Try these the next time fellow Germanon
They're better than the packaging might have you believe

How can you not throw up after each of these salty and greasy things. Not even being a healthy retard here.

Forget American sauce, Hamburger sauce is the shit.

Isn't that a Danish brand?

the ambrosia of the gods

youtu.be/KI-O19dZhtc

I want to be cool as americans

>fajita
>American
Do you euros think tacos and burritos are American too?

>bylinkova pomazanka

Yes.

Blame the marketers

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tex-Mex

Will do. Tomorrow is Asia week. What can you recommend my fellow Lidl-Connoisseur?

>being this serious about culture appropriation
it is OURS now fuckboi

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>Lidl is garbagr chain
I like lidl

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Honestly, no idea. All I know is that you can get it at Marktkauf and it's great.

>vacancies in detroit
asking for murder, i swear

Yes

Former mexican food...now its americanized

The Mango Lassi and TSINGTAO.

Not really into Asian food desu.

I like spring rolls I guess

There's a Russian food section in all Finnish supermarkets. It's funny that most of the stuff is actually made outside Russia if you read the labels.

Arent hot dogs just sausages, who buys this disgusting shit instead of plain sausage?

Lidl and their stupid American theme food never fails to impress

Hot dogs are straight.

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What is different about this than a "plain" sausage?
They're just regular Frankfurters labeled as Hot Dogs.

>pic related

I feel sure I've seen canned hot dogs here, but maybe it was just Vienna sausages.

youtu.be/M8AJKwTcMzM

Microwaved colon cancer for less than 1 euro

SHART

Love me an ice cold Tsingtao. It's very sweet but better than Bergadler. Fucking sucks that they don't sell Perlenbacher anymore. Quite decent beer and cheap as fuck

>action packed trip

>Memedl

wowitsfuckingnnothing.jpg

pretty fucking good desu

We have British days at the moment

Greek kitchen rolls are amazing tho

Are Americans aware that German Ameriboos wear Wolf shirts, trucker caps and drive German SUVs with American flag stickers

>Burgers can't afford glass jars

Wow you're worse than Greece.

ofc they are amazing senpai they are made of Eurobux

Greek days here as well m8

Italian week is the best.

>Are Americans aware that German Ameriboos wear Wolf shirts, trucker caps and drive German SUVs with American flag stickers
N-no? 2bh I didn't even know there were unironic Ameriboos outside of third world shitholes

>Wolf shirts
What?

Please tell me you're not buying any of it.

There are a lot of country fans in the Germanosphere

We have a western/trucker festival with linedancing etc

I saw California sauce in Quebec. I still don't know what it is.

> American style
> picture of a Danish hot dog

Do Americans use hot dog makers?

Burritos are American though. We wuz also Cuban sandwiches n shiet.

I used to have one but never used it

That must be weird

Yes it's weird but German country music is a thing.
youtube.com/watch?v=VVlVg-Jf4iM

They have to.

There's no way thats not an american invention

My dad confiscated a "Die Ärzte" CD i had as kid and gave me a Truck Stop one, true story

What fresh hell is this

Why when a microwave works fine?

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This is some freaky cargo cult shit.

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Do rhode islanders even have this?

>he microwaves frankfurters
they aren't crispy and if you aren't hawking them they might explode
literal waste of a good sausage

Because microwaves make them taste even worse than they usually are

see >skinless

wtf, I hate Europe now.

>good sausage
we're talking about hot dogs here

they taste fine and it's fast. Have fun firing up the bbq every time you want a quick lunch.

Country is extremely popular...we have country radios, tv stations, country festivals

People are roleplaying cowboys etc.

It's the sort of thing that you find in catalogs typically full of useless electronic crap, like sharper image. They are almost exclusively purchased as by lazy people when they need a gift for someone the don't particularly like and/or care about. The person receiving it may regift it, leave it in a closet for a decade, donate it to some sort of charity, or use it a couple of times to show their appreciation and then do one of the things previously mentioned.

I'll just have fun not eating that shitty pink paste in a tube

>USA MARINADE
>Fruity Florida

I don't even want to know 2bh

swiss sausages are gay

kek, hit the nail on the head

>he doesn't have america themed parties where people dress up as cowboys and eat poutine tacos

I'm Chicano and it scares me that I can't get a burrito in Mexico.

We have this too, every soccer mom in a small village does line dancing (with mandatory cowboy hat and boots ofc)

We also have a subculture that drives around in shaggy old american cars, waves the confederate flag, drinks a lot and generally misbehave
I think they exist in Norway and Finland too, but not sure about Denmark

this is your average racist swede poster on Sup Forums btw

I'd give it a try if it was free but I'm skeptical. I dislike frozen pizza in general and the toppings on that don't look particularly appetizing.

>country music and culture is popular in Euro land
Y tho

>big americans

cuz we do it better than you
youtube.com/watch?v=VcDy8HEg1QY

I need to hear more about this, it sounds absolutely bizarre.

Please don't put Germany's taste in music in the same category as the rest of Europe.

I would like to remind you that David Hasselhoff is seens as a one of the greatest musicians ever in Germany,

Whoa. Are you sure you're allowed to post this kind of thing on a blue board? Those are some real hot mommas

hmmm

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Y not, partner?

>implying we put corn on pizza