ITT: We read eachother's languages and butcher it

ITT: We read eachother's languages and butcher it

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achtentachig krachitge kachels in de grachten van drachten

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Я дpoчил ceгoдня нa aнимeшных дeвoчeк.
Version for plebs:
Ya drachil s'evodn'ya na an'imeshnykh ďevochek.

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Here's a French Canadian one for you guys:
Ma te decalisser la face mon tabarnak

Except the last word that was pretty good actually.
Sadly, vocaroo doesn't work with my phone.

Been singing that Russian song called Kogda mij byjne na vojne for a while now, must have helped.

la verdad, cuya madre es la historia, émula del tiempo, depósito de las acciones, testigo de lo pasado, ejemplo y aviso de lo presente, advertencia de lo por venir

A arte é a razão correta na execução de um trabalho

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apparently I sound like a chink when I speak Spanish

It actually sounds like a portuguese accent

öcü gibi korkuyorlar
recep tayyip reisimden
gün geçtikçe ürküyorlar
recep tayyip reisimden

yбeйcя

Thats a new one. Listen to me butcher Portuguese now
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pls this:

Voihkaisin jokaisella työnnöllä kimeästi ja tunsin kuinka kullini sykki pikkareissani voimakkaasti jokaisella työnnöllä. Tunsin kovaa kiimaa ja kiihkoa tilanteesta, sekä olevani todella lähellä, mutta silti ehkä hieman kaukana. En osannut oikein arvioida koska en ollut aiemmin tiennyt millaista olisi saada eturauhasorgasmi ilman runkkaamista. Alex alkoi kiihdyttää tahtiaan ottaen lanteistani kiinni ja tunsin jokaisen voimakkaan työnnön ja samalla ihanan kivesten läpsäyksen reisilläni.

Άσπρη πέτρα ξέξασπρη kι' απ' τον ήλιο ξεξασπρότερη, σπάει σε σkύρα ξέξασπρα kι' απ' τον ήλιο ξεξασπρότερα.
Wh*tebois cant handle a REAL language

Dia daoibh a chairde idirnáisiúnta!
Conas atá sibh anocht? Táim ag déanamh go maith i ndáiríre!

Περὶ μνήμης kαὶ τοῦ μνημονεύειν λεkτέον τί ἐστι kαὶ διὰ τίν΄ αἰτίαν γίγνεται kαὶ τίνι τῶν τῆς ψυχῆς μορίων συμβαίνει τοῦτο τὸ πάθος kαὶ τὸ ἀναμιμνήσkεσθαι· οὐ γὰρ οἱ αὐτοί εἰσι μνημονιkοὶ kαὶ ἀναμνηστιkοί͵ ἀλλ΄ ὡς ἐπὶ τὸ πολὺ μνημονιkώτεροι μὲν οἱ βραδεῖς͵ ἀναμνηστιkώτεροι δὲ οἱ ταχεῖς kαὶ εὐμαθεῖς. πρῶτον μὲν οὖν σkεπτέον ποῖά ἐστι τὰ μνημονευτά· πολλάkις γὰρ ἐξαπατᾷ τοῦτο.

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pls r8
I had one Ancient Greek course, so I'll use that pronunciation as far as I remember
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Fuck I kept reading that as z, thats a ks.
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Not sure if I should use the English R or not.
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Pretty Good Tbh Lαd

Complete butchering, but... You were pretty solid. I'm away atm, if the thread is still up tonight I'll post a vocaroo. Fairplay though!

Now try the ancient.

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Thanks lad
How can I butcher something and be solid? Ahahaa. I dont know where to start with Irish.

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You aren't speaking fast enough.

I can actually understand you, not bad at all.

t. other

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I'm sorry

Toco cru pegando fogo

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Thats good, since Ive heard mispronuncing a doubble consonant or vowel in Finnish can make you say two completely different words. Thanks
why is spanish so fast

I'm still amazed how el risitas became a meme.

Gud bevare Danmark, og må djævlen tage Svensken.

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dansk jaevel

mamicu li ti jebem u picku ovo je najgluplji konac ikad imate tako pederske glasove bolje da nisam slusao

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dat swe accent.
I lol'd

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yes I know what I said

jag talar lite svensk
men hur var min dansk?
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nice try robot
i r8 0/8

paralelepípedo desoxirribonucleíco onomatopeya
ñoñería

try saying those

A szén-monoxid színtelen, szagtalan, vízben alig oldódó gáz

Du pratar som om det är svenska, folk skulle nog tro att du är svensk

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Is x ch?

Someone please try this

Förklaring: Då man har sex med sin dam bakifrån, och damen i fråga vänder sig om för att få t ex ögonkontakt. Då ger man henne en ordentlig knytnäve i ansiktet så hon genast vänder sig om igen.

Exempel: Ulla var så himla ful så när hon vände sig om för att titta på mig när jag penetrerade henne bakifrån gav jag henne ett ordentlig Åsne slag, nu mera vet fula ulla bättre än att försöka exponera sitt anlete under sexakten.

It's "csee"

All pretty much correct bruv

Tamta tapeta tu, tamta tapeta tam.

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r8 pls

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lel what the fuck it is scarry

>correctly pronouncing the ç

bretty gud

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666

Ded. You don't sound bad, I can understand you, but you sound like someone took a google translate sentence and then played it backwards, like you are speaking english but you are on rewind, pretty good desu

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lol my soundcard must be damaged

I've been lazily learning Swedish for a couple years now, and I just tried to sound like the Swedish I hear.
Not sure about the tones and shit so I just end up sounding choppy.
Utmärkt, tack själv!

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My phone's screen turned off before I could finish reading the first paragraph

Я cкypю твoю тpaвy и тpaхнy твoю cyкy
Ya skuryu tvoyu travu i trahnu tvoyu suku

that's buchered af

You got potential. That was actually really good for a firtst timer

Yeah I'm really tired right now and I was just going on first attempts.

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Try this:
Szedł sasza suchą szosą do Szczecina.

based

not him, but

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8/10 very impressed

7/10 nice
our sz is your s, and vice versa

anglo/10 but hey, it's a very different system

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Nicely done

bretty goot, you missed only "ą" sound.

Spasiba
Did I do that sound right? I just said it like I would say French "an"

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I feel disgusting now

:3

all those "t"s man. fuck. what a strange thing you had me say.
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nice :d
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Шлa Caшa пo шocce и cocaлa cyшкy
Shla Sasha po shosse i sosala sushku

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try:


AAAJ el CHIcANO

postdata: salutres

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Someone non english please

"Bright light city gonna set my soul
Gonna set my soul on fire
Got a whole lot of money that's ready to burn,
So get those stakes up higher
There's a thousand pretty women waitin' out there
And they're all livin' devil may care
And I'm just the devil with love to spare
Viva Las Vegas, Viva Las Vegas

Wtf, it you do it better, than a lot of Russians. What is your secret?

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"szedł sasza suchą" was 100% correct, but you mixed sz with s in "szosą do szczecina". That's funny, because
he said I did the same with Hungarian.
Nice rhythm, m8.

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Aastas on kaksteist kuud ja kuus on kolmkümmend üks päeva.

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I sing this song a lot:
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thanks boss. if there is one thing i have in this life, it's rhythm.

0/10

Okay so its kind of more like a diphtongue.
lel thats the "cocks taste good" thing
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goluboe der'mo
Do you know what it means?

I might have mispronounced it
"goluboj ee dymok"
What did I say?

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Lol the last part sounds exactly like in a text to speech website.

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Oops, i m sorry, goluboe der'mo means "blue shit"

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My micro is awful, i know

...

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THE MADMAN DID IT
It means dry log on fire

I had a good time. Is dry log on fire a euphemism for something?

Am i a new Elvis?

Let's switch to petry:
Litwo, Ojczyzno moja! ty jesteś jak zdrowie;
Ile cię trzeba cenić, ten tylko się dowie,
Kto cię stracił. Dziś piękność twą w całej ozdobie
Widzę i opisuję, bo tęsknię po tobie.