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IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
GOOD POST
JANNY
korean pop
where is he?
literally who?
literally perfect
>just done a brief browse of the polandball wiki pages and realised that it's edited by smug lefty twats
links?
having a burger king
Don't mind me, best verse of 2016 coming through x
I WANT YOU TO LOOK AT THESE
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webmshare.com
virus do not click
shame about her skin/face
binned
...
fries are a bit bland
whopper is decent
Would pay at least a tenner to be able to ride on the roof of this train instead of the stuffy cabin ngl
we need to put down fat people
derailing this thread...with no survivors
>fat
>people
Pick one
thats not i love kanye
news.sky.com
Really gets the synapses talking
16 year-old Andy C best Andy C
>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse
if everyone on /brit/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely
i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you could literally be eating pavement in under a second
think on
really gets my third eye opening
Would appreciate any help you lads could offer
>be british
>get swept out to sea
you couldn't make it up
what's wrong with these normie spastics
didn't want you to dora me so I played it safe
what I wanted to say was that fat blobs should be dragged out into the street and shot
Is referring to my professor by his first name in an e-mail too informal? Like say his name is Craig and I start my e-mail with
Hi Craig,
It's polite to call him Daddy.
9 people in two weeks right?
absolute fucking scenes, good to see natural selection still in action
certainly a commendable initiative
We must sunder their gluttonous cabal
>dumb brute thinks he'd stand a chance against my advanced archery skills
Heh, good one kid.
honestly do not understand how some people have no shred of athletic ability in their body
how is it possible that you are physically so weak and uncoordinated
Going to see him soon
top quality thread
chiggidy checking myself before i riggidy wreck myself
do you know him personally? have you spoken to him in the past and referred to him by first name? if yes then go with that
better to play it safe with Dr (assuming he is a Dr) _____
if they reply to your email with regards, [first name] then use that from now on
What do you call him in class?
Nah it's fine
Unless he's a stuck up cunt
Bonnie is nice, but I'm more of a Jay/Bo/Roxxie/Jackie man myself desu senpai
just downloaded this pepe hope you don't mind??
Would appreciate it if you deleted that Pepe lad.
Rarely see people post it and makes me feel unique.
Go ahead and delete it now.
...
thanks lids
almost never talked to him in class. Just listened to the lectures
alright fair enough
*deletes the pepe* (sorry pepe)
FUCK OFF
just saved this cracking image
my black gf gimmick has transcended /brit/ and even Sup Forums, just seen people on Sup Forums talking about it
black gf's gonna be screeching when she hears about this
having a poo in loo right now, it's like diorhoea but a bit more solid like tiny nuggets the size and number of a 20-pack of McDonalds chicken nuggets
Probably shitting out pot o noodle it's the only thing I eaten since Monday
WHAT IS WITH THIS WEATHER I THOUGHT WE WERE OVER THIS REEEEEEE
I read all of this post and I regret it
race traitor
hmm
REMINDER
Only beta male runts care about what others think of their dancing.
>black gf gimmick
Haven't heard of this.
What's the gimmick? You say you have a black gf and just get (you)s?
my high quality contribution to Sup Forums
enjoying that Sup Forums thread more than this one if i'm honest
*turns up the heat and light in the runtshed*
heheh, this'll get them squeaking
Want to practice guitar outside but I don't want to have to walk through the kitchen with it because my family will see and my dad will probably make some stupid comment 'hey user you practicing guitar then?'
I would say personally don't risk it, sometimes professors get proper arsey when they aren't addressed by their title
yeah basically just me talking about my black gf
didn't even start out with the intention of it it turning into a gimmick but it brings the punters in so
Pets with vaginas don't count as gfs senpai
>AIR
hahahahahaahahahahahahah!!
is she on rollerblades
autist
>You will never be as rugged and handsome as Canelo Alvarez
fuarkkkkk
>/brit/ metastasises to make other boards terrible
We really are cancer.
Who thought Sup Forums could be any worse?
Picture the scene:
We're standing in the divided city of Berlin, the year is 1989
The cold war is coming to it's conclusion and we are about to witness a part of that. It's a moment that will go down in history and live forever in the hearts of those who witnessed it.
famous phrases like 'Ich bin ein Berliner!' and 'Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this Wall!' echo through your mind
As the first symbolic strike lands everyone is expecting a piece of wall to be chipped off, however on closer inspection all that's happened is my knackers have been detached and destroyed by a heavy hammer blow
In fact I had buried myself inside the Berlin wall decades before and flopped my hairy ballsack out at just the right moment to have them smashed into a fine paste
*squeaks*
guess thats it then
literally looks like a thug
WE DEMAND THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY CEASES THE KILLING OF THE MANDEM
*sneaks around the runtshed when the clock strikes midnight and liberates the runts*
Run you poor fools! run!
looks like a swollen chipmunk with no pecs or traps Tbh
Is this some sort of American fart joke?
just called an american a 'wankshart'
incredibly proud of myself
jog on poof
well well well
*loads hunting rifle*
looks like it's time to paint the fields red
>proceeds to post a thug and a paki with huge ears
what could it mean?
but the outside world is dangerous !
*scampers through the long grass, free at last*
*squeals as a spray of shot flies overhead*
*prays that my weak and frail legs will let me get to the cover of the trees before the hounds are released*
canelo isnt a thug hes a dapper gent with 9/10 facial aesthetics, a great body and some of the best fighting skills in the world
fuck off your rourke cunt
Canelo knocked the paki with huge ears out and he was unbeaten up to that point. Canelo slays mudrats.
quigley will bounce his head off the canvas yeah
NEW
NEW
so many roleplayers
>all women
and they say women arent hysterical
*whips out the old ball and chain*
well well well, runtyboy
>ITV Midlands news
>talking about fucking Hillsbourogh again
Fucking hell it was 30 years ago and has nothing to do with this part of the country
I hate the word atheist, should we change it for "realist" or "adult"?
business idea: start new /brit/ threads on other boards when janny gets trigger happy
*teleports in front of you holding my 2handed katana on my shoulder*
*shoots you in the leg*
*you fall flat on your face screaming in agony*
*places boot firmly on your back*
*reloads hunting rifle round by agonising round*
not a very well broken runt, are you? don't worry, we'll have plenty of time together to amend that
>the girl 2 years older than me that i had a crush on got fat and is dating some ugly plug
bad feels
Alright lads I appreciate you bumping my Sup Forums thread but now you're all shitposting with crap like "doing a poo" and "any slags".
You can all stop posting now.
just saved this ta x