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Death Grips edition

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plymouth

IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

GOOD POST

JANNY

korean pop

where is he?

literally who?

literally perfect

>just done a brief browse of the polandball wiki pages and realised that it's edited by smug lefty twats
links?

having a burger king

Don't mind me, best verse of 2016 coming through x

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I WANT YOU TO LOOK AT THESE
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virus do not click

shame about her skin/face

binned

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fries are a bit bland

whopper is decent

Would pay at least a tenner to be able to ride on the roof of this train instead of the stuffy cabin ngl

we need to put down fat people

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derailing this thread...with no survivors

>fat
>people
Pick one

thats not i love kanye

news.sky.com/story/nigel-farage-and-donald-trump-to-appear-on-stage-together-10550059

Really gets the synapses talking

16 year-old Andy C best Andy C

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>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse

if everyone on /brit/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely

i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you could literally be eating pavement in under a second

think on

really gets my third eye opening

Would appreciate any help you lads could offer

>be british
>get swept out to sea
you couldn't make it up

what's wrong with these normie spastics

didn't want you to dora me so I played it safe

what I wanted to say was that fat blobs should be dragged out into the street and shot

Is referring to my professor by his first name in an e-mail too informal? Like say his name is Craig and I start my e-mail with

Hi Craig,

It's polite to call him Daddy.

9 people in two weeks right?

absolute fucking scenes, good to see natural selection still in action

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certainly a commendable initiative
We must sunder their gluttonous cabal

>dumb brute thinks he'd stand a chance against my advanced archery skills

Heh, good one kid.

honestly do not understand how some people have no shred of athletic ability in their body

how is it possible that you are physically so weak and uncoordinated

Going to see him soon

top quality thread

chiggidy checking myself before i riggidy wreck myself

do you know him personally? have you spoken to him in the past and referred to him by first name? if yes then go with that

better to play it safe with Dr (assuming he is a Dr) _____

if they reply to your email with regards, [first name] then use that from now on

What do you call him in class?

Nah it's fine

Unless he's a stuck up cunt

Bonnie is nice, but I'm more of a Jay/Bo/Roxxie/Jackie man myself desu senpai

just downloaded this pepe hope you don't mind??

Would appreciate it if you deleted that Pepe lad.
Rarely see people post it and makes me feel unique.
Go ahead and delete it now.

...

thanks lids

almost never talked to him in class. Just listened to the lectures

alright fair enough
*deletes the pepe* (sorry pepe)

FUCK OFF

just saved this cracking image

my black gf gimmick has transcended /brit/ and even Sup Forums, just seen people on Sup Forums talking about it

black gf's gonna be screeching when she hears about this

having a poo in loo right now, it's like diorhoea but a bit more solid like tiny nuggets the size and number of a 20-pack of McDonalds chicken nuggets

Probably shitting out pot o noodle it's the only thing I eaten since Monday

WHAT IS WITH THIS WEATHER I THOUGHT WE WERE OVER THIS REEEEEEE

I read all of this post and I regret it

race traitor

hmm

REMINDER

Only beta male runts care about what others think of their dancing.

>black gf gimmick
Haven't heard of this.

What's the gimmick? You say you have a black gf and just get (you)s?

my high quality contribution to Sup Forums

enjoying that Sup Forums thread more than this one if i'm honest

*turns up the heat and light in the runtshed*

heheh, this'll get them squeaking

Want to practice guitar outside but I don't want to have to walk through the kitchen with it because my family will see and my dad will probably make some stupid comment 'hey user you practicing guitar then?'

I would say personally don't risk it, sometimes professors get proper arsey when they aren't addressed by their title

yeah basically just me talking about my black gf

didn't even start out with the intention of it it turning into a gimmick but it brings the punters in so

Pets with vaginas don't count as gfs senpai

>AIR
hahahahahaahahahahahahah!!

is she on rollerblades

autist

>You will never be as rugged and handsome as Canelo Alvarez

fuarkkkkk

>/brit/ metastasises to make other boards terrible

We really are cancer.
Who thought Sup Forums could be any worse?

Picture the scene:

We're standing in the divided city of Berlin, the year is 1989

The cold war is coming to it's conclusion and we are about to witness a part of that. It's a moment that will go down in history and live forever in the hearts of those who witnessed it.

famous phrases like 'Ich bin ein Berliner!' and 'Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this Wall!' echo through your mind

As the first symbolic strike lands everyone is expecting a piece of wall to be chipped off, however on closer inspection all that's happened is my knackers have been detached and destroyed by a heavy hammer blow

In fact I had buried myself inside the Berlin wall decades before and flopped my hairy ballsack out at just the right moment to have them smashed into a fine paste

*squeaks*
guess thats it then

literally looks like a thug

WE DEMAND THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY CEASES THE KILLING OF THE MANDEM

*sneaks around the runtshed when the clock strikes midnight and liberates the runts*

Run you poor fools! run!

looks like a swollen chipmunk with no pecs or traps Tbh

Is this some sort of American fart joke?

just called an american a 'wankshart'

incredibly proud of myself

jog on poof

well well well

*loads hunting rifle*

looks like it's time to paint the fields red

>proceeds to post a thug and a paki with huge ears

what could it mean?

but the outside world is dangerous !

*scampers through the long grass, free at last*
*squeals as a spray of shot flies overhead*
*prays that my weak and frail legs will let me get to the cover of the trees before the hounds are released*

canelo isnt a thug hes a dapper gent with 9/10 facial aesthetics, a great body and some of the best fighting skills in the world

fuck off your rourke cunt

Canelo knocked the paki with huge ears out and he was unbeaten up to that point. Canelo slays mudrats.

quigley will bounce his head off the canvas yeah

NEW

NEW

so many roleplayers

>all women
and they say women arent hysterical

*whips out the old ball and chain*
well well well, runtyboy

>ITV Midlands news
>talking about fucking Hillsbourogh again

Fucking hell it was 30 years ago and has nothing to do with this part of the country

I hate the word atheist, should we change it for "realist" or "adult"?

business idea: start new /brit/ threads on other boards when janny gets trigger happy

*teleports in front of you holding my 2handed katana on my shoulder*

*shoots you in the leg*
*you fall flat on your face screaming in agony*
*places boot firmly on your back*
*reloads hunting rifle round by agonising round*
not a very well broken runt, are you? don't worry, we'll have plenty of time together to amend that

>the girl 2 years older than me that i had a crush on got fat and is dating some ugly plug

bad feels

Alright lads I appreciate you bumping my Sup Forums thread but now you're all shitposting with crap like "doing a poo" and "any slags".

You can all stop posting now.

just saved this ta x