Ask someone who constantly muh heritage as a Finn despite not speaking a word Finnish and never been in Finland for...

Ask someone who constantly muh heritage as a Finn despite not speaking a word Finnish and never been in Finland for more than 2 days straight anything.

do you like fingols?

har du sneda ögon?

I am

Som finnar brukar ha, dvs inte som en kines men sådär litegrann.

>despite not speaking a word Finnish

And how do you feel about that?

Bad, I wish to move to Finland to escape the rapefugees.

How do I get qt finngol gf?

How much do you know about throatsinging?

>be american
>????
>profit

Some of our natives do it, I guess.

Yeah, not so sure what to do in the ???? part.

Do you like italian-fingols?

1. Get learned on how to throatsing adequately.
2. Go to binland.
3. Find a finngolian that you desire.
4. Show her your Little Boy.
5. Drop some how throatsinging bombs on her.
6. Grab her and escape on your mobility scooter.
7. If you managed to lose her friends and family, you are now married.
8. Invade the closest Chinatown and take concubines.

I'm German

I'm muh heritaging so hard I'm actually in Finland right now

burger abroad and don't speak a single word of Finnish

Nein.

Are you me?

Can I trade livestock for her instead? Otherwise 10/10 scenario.

VGH?

Isn't having Finnish ancestry in Sweden considered worse than having AIDS?

>finnish ancestry
how embarassing

Yellow man, go home

>I'm muh heritaging so hard I'm actually in Finland right now

are fucking color blind?
WE ARE NOT YELLOW!!!

How would you know? It's not as if those slanty eyes allow you to see your reflection or anything

Would impregnate