Congrats to Italy on the most modern ruins!

Congrats to Italy on the most modern ruins!

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Fuck you you insensitive prick

>sharter "banter"

>Italian infrastructure and building codes

Another American quality thread

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shart in mart

t. Joe Shartman

isnt america the place where wind literally blows away houses?

Not OP, but in Tornado Alley yes, but given that our twisters will knock anything down, it's better to build and rebuild cheaply.

That is one shaky comeback

You're entire point is crumbling and collapsing (like your buildings....and economy)

Wait... did that car catch fire because some stones dropped on it?

>building codes
>5 century ago

Wait, are you surprised that an Italian car caught fire?

>buildings

>The rubble filled shanty town of cardboard foundation Italy

Italian manufacturing or building construction

I don't know which is worse

look at this captcha

it's not italy related

SHART

Really awful to see these centuries-old villages be destroyed

MAMMA MIAA MY CLOSET-A SHAKING

Hardly anyone died desu. The earthquake was ent that big

MAMMA MIA! MY BUILDINGS ARE CRUMBLING LIKE AN OVERCOOKED CANNOLI!

THE BUILDINGS HAS LESS RIGIDITY THAN A STAND OF COOKED SPAGHETTI!

132 people died other 100 can't be found.

>120 casualties
>hardly anyone

I don't know whether to laugh or baka at this thread.

OH MY LORD I JUST SHARTED

I will donate money so I don't have to feel bad about laughing

...

I want to pay that village a visit just to shart in it

Oh, I thought it was only 20

VERY rude

>be Luigi
>be 35 years old
>still live with mama
>wake up at 11am
>about to go to work but remember papa still paying the bills
>use oil from oily hair as lube for a cheeky morning wank
>mama sees me
>storms in my room
>she walks too fast through the doorframe and building vibrates
>mamma mia ciao its anudda pompeii
>building collapses on top of her
>cry because my last source of free meals is gone
such is the life of a shitskitalian

>tfw visiting Venice
>Italians have designated shitting canals
wew boy

>Murican infrastructure and building codes

Trying to cover the "shartgate" so hard...Kek!

NEVUR FORGET

It wouldn't have been this bad if you didn't insist on living in your "muh heritage" buildings.

>be Americunt
>go to work
>plane crashes into the office

Ok then half of the nation loses its home. Are you baiting or just retarded?

Get with the times papi

>>mamma mia ciao its anudda pompeii

>be rasheed
>wear burqa to work so that ethnic youths dont rape me
>call police because workplace doesnt have prayer room so its islamophobic
>Sharia patrol arrives just after maghreb prayer
>beheaded for missing a prayer
such is life in britanistan

SHART

Delet

i delet ur buildings waluigi

It's better if you delet your panties.

Memes aside, WHY are there so many pics of Americans shitting themselves?

Walmart is a big place and we r a big country full of big guys
4u

There is no meme, the do shit themselves in public, places like walmarts are very crowded and it's easy getting photographed by random people. Now try to imagine how many people do shit themselves in little streets where there is no one watching.

Most are fat people.
I guess it's more difficult for fat people to control their bowels?

SHART

Any relevant structures damaged? Like the Pisa or something

The latest figures from the CDC show that more than one-third (34.9% or 78.6 million) of U.S. adults are obese.
Holy shit can you imagine 78 million adults shitting themselves? The underwear market must worth an ocean of money.

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more like an ocean of diarrhea. Am I right?

these are the same "people" who whine when somebody post pictures of the (justly) slaughtered american "soldiers" (read: jewish cannon fodder) or of muh 9/11 (burgershit "engineering": two massive, steel tube buildings fall at free-fall speed after being hit by a flying aluminium can weighting 5 kg).

SHART

Most of the pictures aren't even Americans

>more like an ocean of diarrhea. Am I right?
Why not both?
Maybe the jews are behind this shit (litterally).

Relevant as in world famous stuff no, but Italy is literally full of small villages with historical buildings.
And those in the area were wiped out.

t. sharter

>this thread
>foxnews.com/world/2016/08/24/at-least-159-dead-368-others-hurt-as-strong-earthquake-rocks-central-italy.html
>those comments

>Two words: Yellowstone
lemao

fucking hell

OH MADONNNNN

I actually felt instantly sad for them as I read this.
Is interesting as this means that I subconciously consider italians to be in the emotionally attached ingroup in contrast to other groups such as refugess on boats or americans.

Mfw I will never experience an earthquake

Two words:
Yellowstone

TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF

>Shart
>In
>Mart

they are so lazy they can't even shit in the bathroom

kek
yanks would probably crowd around and take pictures still

Don't forget the applause

really though? at a time like this

jesus, most of you are children

i've lost people in russia due to natural disasters, fuck outta here with your negativity,

hm, okay.

>be american
>get shart'd

160 deaths, time to report this thread.

you guys do know the people shitting themselves pictures are photoshopped, right?

that's what a person who regularly shits in his pants would say

SHART

Oh my god BE more in denial, let me guess the moon landing was photoshopped too right?

IN

you guys are deluded. here, have an original non photoshopped pic of

hotpocket is useless, he only purge threads when his delicate shart feelings are offended.

M A R T
A
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A lot of the pictures aren't even Americans as said.

That also said, poor people with bad diets and low mental health. They are literally laughing at the mentally disabled.

You know, they wanted to put asbestos in the WTC for fireproofing, but environmentalists said no.

>he actually "cleans up" photos of his countrymen sharting

This is too much.

>That also said, poor people with bad diets and low mental health. They are literally laughing at the mentally disabled.
Dude, it's Sup Forums. That's what we do. Go to Reddit if you want a hugbox.

Lmao

Americans deserve all of it, I'm loving every laugh.

shut the fuck up, smell your own shit and eat it animale

Sorry m8, I was gonna make a joke about them making fun of Italians but I forgot.
Spaghetti niggers.
Pretty sure I won this argument.

lad. it's untouched.

t. literal animal with loose anus muscles

Americans are just inferior humans, the face of a species' regression from thinking beings to toddlers who can't control their anuses.

People would have still died, though.

You might be untoasted but you still have tons and tons of a building collapsing in a domino effect.

Take a second to think about it, it's grown men and women, with jobs, kids to raise, shitting themselves in public, and getting their shit photographed by other people.

Do they have no decency? No shame? Why do they do something so low and ape-like in front of everyone?

amerilards ARE subhumans

I think the idea was that if the buildings were more fireproof, the structure wouldn't have melted from intense heat and collapsed.

It's called living in a trailer park.

Yes but the plane still left a huge gaping hole. How do we even know the hole wasn't big enough to let the buildings stay in place? Everything was shrouded in smoke.

The asbestos would have helped the building be more fireproof but the plane fucking exploded.