One shot at life

>one shot at life
>parents named me Jerry

better than Bob

change you name then m'dude.

Also be glad that at least you don;t have hippie parents.

>one shot at life
>parents named me Dongus

iktf
finns can't even pronounce it properly

JERRY
SHARTS
IN
THE MARTY

That's my grandfather's name. I didn't think anyone born after the 1940s had it.

kek

so how many times have you heard "where's tom"?

For some reason many older finns were great fans of this comic called "jerry cotton" and they always ask me if I drive a red Jaguar.

>one shot at life
>parents named me james

>Jerry
>passive aggressive fuck boy cuck

lmfao

I mean you could be called alexander and have everyone call you alexandra for the rest of your life

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>one shot at life
>parents give me a jew namr

my first pet (guinea pig) was called jerry

Kek

>jerry
>not gerard

nice name

Hello Tiago

KRAUT'd

Jordan's a pretty good name if I do say so myself

Thanks mom

>having a guinea pig for a pet

Why are Austrians so effeminate?

>frog '''''''''''''humor''''''''''''''''
here we go

Jerry is a nice name desu. Reminds me of Jerry Stiller.

fuck you jerry was awesome.
he would parkour the shit out of that obstacle course i made for him and when i touched his butt he would jump and squeal. he also shat in his food.