Hey Italy, what's shakin'?
Hey Italy, what's shakin'?
Alexander Bailey
Anthony Kelly
SHART
Samuel Ramirez
IN
Joshua Reed
EARTHQUAKE
Evan Morgan
MART
Benjamin Sanchez
SHART IN MART
Kayden Reyes
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Henry Reyes
Nice save my friend.
Angel Gonzalez
kek
Jacob Richardson
...
Kevin Sanders
...
Blake Watson
...
Asher Harris
...
Jaxon Rodriguez
...
Brayden Nelson
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Hudson Wright
...
Xavier Stewart
...
Jason Sanders
Is it happening IM MART?
Joshua Perez
Why are the americans always shitting themselves??
Nicholas Davis
it's traditional
Christopher Long
We are sitting at the same thread c:
Jacob Hill
kek :D
Hunter Richardson
An American tourist was spotted in Lazio today. His stomach rumbled like an Earthquake. His shart registered on the richter scale and many people are feared dead.
Jaxson Kelly
>shitaly in the italy
>egesto in the pesto
>crap again in the vatican
>poo pileup in the scallop
>putting the pee in the pizza
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
Jaxson Foster
Did you shit your pants while laughing about your own post?
Colton Mitchell
>CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
But the shart at mart sure does.
Isaac Walker
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Wyatt Reyes
Many shartings can be blamed on this motherfucker right here, alli.
It works by preventing fat from being absorbed by the body, so anything greasy that you might eat won't get turned into calories. The catch here though is that you will shit oil for days to come.
However it's not a miracle drug. It doesn't remove any preexisting fat, it just keeps you from gaining more. It's meant to be coupled with a low-fat diet and exercise (good luck with having the daily runs in both senses of the word, though), however Walmart fatties don't know this and just keep eating greasy garbage while also ingesting the pill, which results in all those pictures you see of obese people shitting their pants.
Some shit their pants because they're flat out slobs/are mentally retarded, though.
Jonathan Hall
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Robert Powell
hey sith happens
Jaxon Gomez
SHART!!
Hunter Parker
>Poo in loo
>India
>Indiana
>India na
>India, na
>India, na USA
Poo in loo was a false flag
John Sanders
IN
Nathan Perry
MART
Xavier Rodriguez
>shart ape desperately trying to sway the trolling away from his shit filled country
Mason Mitchell
You guys have an unhealthy obsession. Hasnt Americans sharting themselves always been a meme? Why is this being spammed everywhere?
Aaron Green
BECAUSE SHART IN MART LMAO XD WE DID IT REDDIT, WE CALLED A AMERICAN A SHART IN LE MART TROLL FACE YOU MAD AMERISHARTS LE ECHS DEE FACE
Gabriel Rogers
I shit myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the stain
The only thing that's real
The pressure tears a hole
The old familiar stink
Try to drip it all away
But I can smell everything
What have I become
My sweetest friend
Everything I eat turns to poo
In the end
And you could have it all
My empire of mart
I will let you down
I will make you shart
Benjamin Bell
LOL, getting a bit too much? It's cute that your society lets people shart in public
Julian Reyes
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Gavin Hall
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Camden Reyes
Don't take it personal my butthurt murican friend, everyone has his memes
Nathaniel Edwards
You guys need to spread the shart meme to other sites so the whole world knows.
Evan Cooper
worst meme to come out of this shithole
Robert Gutierrez
Your bowels
Connor Garcia
shit the fuck up
Kevin Gray
Actually probably best one in the last few months. You're just literally butthurt.
Kevin Scott
Yuropoors seem really shaken up ITT. Is it because they can't handle the banter?
Daniel Ramirez
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Ayden Murphy
Shitaly BTFO
Jeremiah Lee
>Can't handle the banter
Many of your peers were extremely assblasted during this meme's first days.
Sorry shartbro, but you Americans are known for dishing it out but not being able to take it.
Blake Evans
t. sharter
Julian Price
>peee poo pee poo
>something bad about your country
>also not white
>something from history that isn't relevant anymore
BTFOREKTNIGGERGOATKEK
WHERE DID MY LIFE GO WRONG
Luke Morgan
what the actual shit is going on with these people? that CAN'T be something about walmart
Mason Hall
HAHAHHA