Sup Forums edition
/brit/
One more month till I can pretend I'm a normie again lads
how do people get alanposting wrong every night
Can anyone else persuade themselves to be hungry?
/Éire/
korean pop
come to my feel thread pls
;_;
The Juicy Bits
I MISS YOU BOWIE
bashing my bollocks with a tenderiser while looking at slags facebook profiles
Alright, Poleaboo has taken his anti-androgen, finasteride and estrogen
Bed time now
trump and his zion overlords will probably do that for us
the dane and the liverpool lad keep trying to outdo each other
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how come
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business idea: aussies post upside down alans at 10am
just mashed my knackers into so-called "juicy bits"
off to bed
nobody follow me ;)
he's probably going back to university
I think I'm willing to give this 'life' thing another crack.
Made a doctors appointment for the infection that's slowly eating my leg before I start to need dialysis.
don't worry lad it turns out he only ever did 4 good songs in 40 years of making """music""" so no harm done
gf just DM'd me this
tent
sleeping bag
food
alcohol
water
wallet
phone
swimming trunks
sweats
dont think im forgetting anything
youtube.com/watch?v=S0qjK3TWZE8
banter
not wrong tbf
cara 2bh lads
youtube.com
That and this was one of the first memes i've experienced on Sup Forums
what you doing la?
business idea: government issued refugee cunny
That's Elvis Costello
Bear spray
Is it even worth going town this weekend lads, all the qts will be at creamfields with their jaw swinging with 20 dicks inside them or at reading/leeds ;_;
giant moth in my room gas disappeared, send SAS
the gf
NEED A PORN STAR TO WANK TO LADS
Like said I'm going back to uni
Not sure how I did it but I'm one of the popular people at uni, don't have any m8s at all at home the last two months have been hell
youtube.com
It hurts so much, I would rather we'd have stayed in the EU if it kept Big Dave and his banter in the Commons. This is a national fucking travesty how we could let this majestic man resign, all because some peasants were all "MUH BANKERS BONUSES". Fucking hate lower class people.
dude WEED lmaooo
*posts the picture of that yanks arsehole*
costello had a far better hit rate than bowie lad. you're dutch, you don't know about music. bowie literally stole a career. frightening lack of talent.
ur mum
Carmen Kinsley
anna tatu
reddit detected (i watched this from there earlier)
what about your /brit/ mates?
camping with the so called friends on the 2nd to 5th
clever dude
called a zero sum game
tried to do a wank but couldn't be arsed
think i'll take a break for a day
What a PM. Great banter 2bqh
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Are you preparing for the Brecon Beacons meet up?
Former fatty here, can persuade myself to not eat but I'm hungry 24/7. Have been eating maybe 800 calories a day for the last month, not difficult after the first couple days. My shit metabolism means I've only lost about 2 lbs though
ummm stereo????? xx
tfw in a one-on-one fist fight I could kill every one of you
pic related, it's me
1/20th me
nigga she needs to shave her eyebrows a bit foreal
This is getting ridiculous
You lads have kept me going this summer, that and being too stoned to care about how lonely I am
Poleaboo believes you're in starvation mode
Either cut down to 500 or get back to normal and cut 1 pound a week
would just stay out of reach til you got tired which would be 10 mins cos you do no cardio and then i'd wait for your heart attack to kick in and then i'd kill you lad. game over.
oh, don't forget a bag to carry it all then
also food utensils and toiletries
Fucking hell I had my volume on full without headphones in and just hovered over this in front of my whole family
Fuck off you fucking cunt
yeah whatever mate
*ignores raving lunatic*
is she seriously modelling a varsity jacket on a fashion runway?
I'll be sad when this gimmick dies
it's a prisoner's game
Only got half a 35cl voddy left, after that it's literally Pimm's or bust but I dont have any lemonade, suggestions for what else I can mix it with?
*unsheathes needle*
Heh, nothing personnel kid
*pops one of your arms with a single poke*
*you fly away into the abyss*
Heh, brains over brawn, right m'lady?
genuinely think now i've read Camus I'm prepared for any and all disappointment, pain and monotony in life.
Going up the stairs
and going down the stairs
Going up the stairs
and going down the stairs
and going down the sideways stairs
I wouldn't need to even do anything physical. Meat heads like yourself are usually soft in the head, if you understand my meaning. I'd just hide until you got winded from all your steroid usage
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How do I get mad skills like this?
this 2bh
m-moar?
NEED a paki slag gf
Confession: hardcore porn makes me sick and completely turns me off
what's pimm's taste like? never had it
who's the best yuru yuri?
Fingered her round the back of a Kyary concert in Camden
it was about time somebody posted this
it's absolutely mesmerising
>implying it'll ever die
Doing a read
been trying very hard to stop watching porn
It's difficult after many years wanking to it desu
Woo!
Chitose
Yui if we're talking main 4
>not even naked
What is the point?
giant moth resurfaced and was effectively dealt with
*enters your dream and steals your waifu*
hehe
will i ever dunk a basketball
yeah thats what I meant
business idea: en.wikipedia.org
>nguyen
Everyone vocaroo their best attempt of how it's pronounced
slapped the a long legged beast out the air about 5 times the other night before i couldn't get back up.
*unsheathes dick
you give her back, bud
Been a while since I drank it but it's like a sweet whiskeyish type of thing on its own