Don't know why but i bought one of these single key keyboards at an autists garage sale but i don't know what to do...

don't know why but i bought one of these single key keyboards at an autists garage sale but i don't know what to do with it

that's a weird vape

What the fuck is a single key keyboard?
Its a switch if anything.

Use it as a system purge key.
Unless you don't have anything to hide :^)
>garage sale
Thanks for reminding me, I need to go scavenge for shit more at garage sale events.

yeah its a bit fat and the guy said it was fully functional
even offered to test it before he sold it to me for a dollar
He told me he was learning how to use binary and he had a program that measured keystrokes in time or some weird bullshit like that

No you didn't, you fucking retard. Go kill yourself, you pathetic loser.

hey fuck you prick dont fucking talk to me like that

you buy eighty of them and configure each one as a different key.

seems like youre the real autist

what causes someone to buy something they have no use for?
i just don't get it

Go drink some bleach and shoot yourself in the mouth, you dumb fucking shit smear.

severe mental retardation

Unironically use it to learn Morse code.

Your new is showing faggot

you'res is newfag

>falling for meta-meta bait
go back to gaia

Make it open Sup Forums.

Map Enter on it. Effectively making it your shitpost button.

Porn button. Mount it under your desk, have it minimize all apps open a browser to pornhub with your preferred tags ( or better yet use their API to bring a random vid from those tags up ), draw the blinds via some IoT device.

Come on, you got this

One of you is full of shit, I'm guessing it's you since the garage sale guy wasn't even real.

cum on it

Morse code
Binary
Panic button

Buy a second one and play osu

>this is literally what /mkg/ aspire to

Or the opposite, panic hide porn button.

Get a sucide vest and use it as a detonator