which one of you bitches wants to dance edition
/brit/
Carson White
Elijah Walker
FOY
Caleb Brown
yanks welcome
Parker Hernandez
Look, this is you.
Tra-la-la-la-la-la-LAA-la-la..
Daniel Stewart
hahahaha
Sebastian Ward
Ayyy
Levi Green
...
David Rodriguez
me on the left
Angel Campbell
what happened with toot poster though?
Christian Walker
This general has reminded me I haven't danced with someone since I was thirteen. Thanks for that, I guess.
Kayden Cox
You pushed him away from /brit/
good job runt
Jordan Sanders
:(
Jose Myers
okay which one of you was this
Lincoln Peterson
in Reddit...strange things happen
Hunter Hill
...
Brandon Russell
Do you dance alone though, that's a riot
Jaxon Fisher
we need around 9 more threads then there'll be 75 /brit/ threads, which is half of Sup Forums
keep the old threads bumped
Julian Sanchez
puttin a shrimp on the barbie
Henry Robinson
No. To dance is to deny our futile existence.
Connor Allen
howling at all of these threads. he's going to fucking lose it
Jacob Williams
doggo is breathing rlly fast and twitching in his sleep
think he's having a nightmare :/
Kevin Powell
Have you tried turning it off and turning it on again?
Isaiah Fisher
whats the worst that could happen if i ask if she wants to suck me off?
Christopher Williams
The fat pig might say yes
Carson Nelson
Great banter!
Owen Rivera
Thanks m8
Samuel Price
dylan moran FTW
Parker Bennett
post it
Landon Bell
post toot
Daniel Thomas
Good tactic Pierre
Ethan Smith
fug it was close
Julian Hill
post toot
Colton Jones
>agree to go over
>have a couple of drinks to make it bearable
>go there slightly drunk
>she offers more
>you willingly accept
>you're drunk
>she gives you a gobby
>you decide to fuck her because you're drunk
>slip it in
>too drunk to react in time
>jizz in her
>pray and pray she's on the pill
>she tells you she is
>you leave
>wake up the next morning with anxiety over it
>stare at your phone for months hoping she doesn't contact you
>anxiety subsides and you move
>meet a nice qt
>you two are getting along well and start dating
>receive a call from the pig
>"im pregnant, it's yours and i'm keeping it"
>have to tell the qt you now have a kid on the way
>she can't handle that
>you stare at the ground with your head in your hands
>you go and see the boar to try and convince her to get rid of it
>it won't work
>try to move onto other girls
>none want anything to do with a wasteman soon to be dad who spends his nights either fucking piggies or posting on a british general on an anime website
>you begin to lose it
>start to drift closer to the pig
>"p-p-pussy is p-p-pussy" you tell yourself as you lube up the engagement ring in butter to slide onto her sausage finger
>fast forward 15 years
>young blaze is arguing with you and your bountiful bride saying you ruined his life after you both shart in the local super market
>you retreat back to your office
>think back to where it all went wrong as you punch in the combination to the gun safe
>let out a deep sigh as you raise the gun to your head
>"this is what happened when i asked if she wants to suck m- bang
haha but nah could be fine
Brandon Anderson
No! You post toot
Owen Rivera
guess this is the real thread
Zachary Sullivan
i am not from france
Elijah Anderson
two more /brit/ threads and literally 50% the threads in Sup Forums will be /brit/
Logan Lopez
>want to just post normally since its late but its an LEPIC BANTRE 2MANY THREADS JANYYYYY episode
oh boy
Noah Martinez
i wouldnt fuck her, even drunk.i've gotten bj's from fat girls and they rock at it tho so thats what i'm shooting for. i felt sick the last 2 times i ended up fucking and creampie'ing random hogs online. never again
Wyatt Ramirez
warning
DO NOT READ unless you REALLY want to think hard.
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