What last minute technology gift should I get my wife for Christmas?

What last minute technology gift should I get my wife for Christmas?

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dragon dildo

a chad to sexually satisfy her

a big black bull

This

A negro

It's called nigger you retard

a nigger with a bbc

Sexbot

Is she black?

Vibrating condom for her penis.

>Vibrating condom
Sounds fun

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mulatto I think, maybe a quadroon I don't keep up with bong politics/gossip

LMAO how many cans of photoshop went into that shoot?

lmao that ginger nigger is already balding
is it true he's the bastard child of the stableboy?

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Fucking normies get off if my board REEEEEER

Nah, it's grade A royal inbreeding.

Her mother is a sheboon. Credit to the dad on a good bleach job.

He has it far better than his brother in terms of going bald.

But William's organic fleshlight is objectively better. One of the benefits of being the crown prince.

I got a Macbook for my GF. (She's 16 btw)

Why would royalty willingly bring in a non-white foreigner to their royal family? Isnt that treacherous? I can imagine the backlash if that would happen say to the Japanese royal family

Zombie Longshanks will toss her out a window.

You mean half-brother.

Prince Harry's father was Diana's lover James Hewitt.
They probably killed her for it.

2bh her mom doesn't look like a full blown she boon. She's American right? Rare to find a blooded nignog in the US, she's definitely a mulatto at least so that makes the daughter definitely no more nog than quadroon but in all likelihood probably closer to an octaroon.

But then again, a nig is a nog is a nig.

Rope

They're not in anyway related to him in any case.

I'd honestly rather fuck the mutt than the Stepford Wife. Kate isn't even the hottest woman in her own family.

He's always been the "rebel" prince, since he's unlikely to ever be king. Figures that he'd marry a 36 year old, 56% divorcee.

Nah. As he's got older, he's really started to look a lot more like Philip and Charles.

The story of O.J

Apart from them both smiling, being shot at the same angle and having the slight horse features every posh brit has, I don't really see a resemblance.

Yes, we all know Pippa's ass. She's off the market now too, though.

The average black person in the US is only about 80% african. So princess mutt is probably somewhere around 35-45% african with some single digit indian thrown in for good measure and the rest being some variation of european

>complaining about 'normies'
>posting Pepe The F/r/og
wew

Custom molded dildo of her favourite bull

Wow. White guys need to bleach the world desu if we get this

I'd be fine with that if it produced female babies only. Mixed girls tend to be hot as fuck. Mixed boys tend to be ogres and goblins.

It's really the right thing to do, be a proper imperialist like the old days. Have a bunch of white babies back home with mr whitey mc white, then go out conquer mud peoples and fuck all their women.

So long as mudmen don't breed white women we're all good.

>mfw leftists would call it genocide if white men started going all interracial lmao

>literally wearing a SNES bling bling wahoo badge

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Are BBCs technology?
The answer is pretty obvious.

Yeah. His son with a poofter, so no heirs.