Everyone who posts something nice about Comcast™ in this thread will have 1 MB deposited into their Comcast™ account

Everyone who posts something nice about Comcast™ in this thread will have 1 MB deposited into their Comcast™ account.

fuck off cumcast shill

1 MB has been deducted from your Comcast™ account.

Comcast is great, they helped BTFO redditor lefties.
MAGA!

Their technicians didn't track mud into my house, otherwise, comcast sucks.

They own NBC, the source of my favorite, feel-good, liberal news.

>goes to fox news
>"Sorry. Fox News isn't in your current internet package. Would you like to try NBC instead?"

They own NBC, which in turn owns NBCUniversal Japan, which bankrolls my Chinese cartoons.

I don't use comcast.

this thread is my spirit animal

>1 MB
That's what, 10 more fucking images
get the fuck out of here

'something nice about Comcast™ '
How about now?

hello i think COMCAST™ is very good at porn
i always get my porn through COMCAST™

i would even say COMCAST™ is the single best porn provider

do i get 3 megabytes or does this still only count as 1

not OP but the fine print states the offer is only valid for the first compliment. subsequent compliments will be renumerated at a rate of 100/1MB up to a maximum of 3MB/mo

Clever.

i like paying $190 a month for my internet connection. thank you comcast for delivery me excellent customer service.

+1 MB

-1 MB

+1 MB

-1 MB (This would never happen with or without net neutrality. You can trust us on this.)

+1 MB

Please say something specifically about Comcast™. Your Comcast™ account remains untouched for now.

-1 MB (You know what we meant!)

+3 MB (We don't usually do this. Merry Christmas! ;))

+1 MB

comcaste is good for making conversation with wemen so i can see pitcurs of big bobs and vagana.

The Comcast logo looks like a gay rainbow.

...

This is true?

Comcast doesn't have a data cap here

1 MB? That's a drop in the bucket, my cap is 1 TB

I pay the gigabit pro meme package pricing for 10mbit download and 1mbit upload and the cellphone with 4g + shitty 10gb cap.
Such is life in a rural third world shithole.

it's the main reason I moved near a big city.

Internet is life

Something nice about Comcast™

>live in big city
>google tries to install cheap fiber
>comcast owns all the telephone poles and stops them

around here they're actively rolling out fiber themselves.

Actually work for Comcast doing sales and customer service.

They pay a good wage plus decent commission with great perks and benefits.

Other than the huge cognitive dissonance, I can't really complain that much.

>Live in medium size city
>Qwest and Centurylink merge
>Go from 12mbps being the "fastest" package to 140/20 for $35/mo
Dog bless