Show me your best examples of brainlet "programming", Sup Forums. This can be anything from horrendous pseudocode to pajeet-tier live production monstrosities you found on your company's git server.
Show me your best examples of brainlet "programming", Sup Forums...
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This video is a goldmine. Turn subs on.
What's the big deal with this one? I get windows/*nix commands mixed up all the time
It's just because it's a woman right?
> searching for bugs in friend’s chatbot
> opens index.js
> var whattheactualfuck
> what the actual fuck
is that that jewish woman who tries to talk about computers and bullshits so hard that she could be believable to a normie?
Yes.
Ifconfig is deprecated anyway
ip addr list
>What's the big deal with this one
Sup Forums has invaded and their credo entails that all men are entitled to sex at all times from any women he so chooses whether consensual or not and since this "master plan" has failed horribly in every way due to their permanent incel lifestyle they have no choice but to hate all women. I'm sure there are some mommy issues in there as well.
just pick whatever you find in python.
watch this video
You would use ip addr anyway. So she is double pleb.
What the fuck.
What the fuck am I watching?
It's like when the teacher asks you to give a book report but you didn't read it beyond the blurb on the back of the book so you just make shit up as you go
Kino.
truly enlightened
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wat
For what purpose?
(((She))) is truly our greatest hacking ally.
just visit /aocg/
Why do I laugh to shit like this
>ציוני אמריקה
>American Zionist
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
is that yanderedev?
class Boolean {
/**
*
* @param type $item
* @return type
*
* @assert ("on") == 1
* @assert ("") == 0
*/
static public function checkbox($item){
if($item == 'on'){
return '1';
}else{
return '0';
}
}
/**
*
* @param type $item
* @return type
*
* @assert ("True") == true
* @assert ("") == false
* @assert (true) == true
* @assert (false) == false
* @assert (1) == true
* @assert (0) == false
* @assert (-1) == true
*/
static public function sanitise($item){
if($item){
return true;
}else{
return false;
}
}
}
What the fuck am I reading?
Someone decided boolean type was too easy so reimplemented it as a class.
aka reinventing the square wheel.
Holy shit, every fucking time I see her, it's just always the same magical experience.
Holy shit this video is funny.
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>There are people in this thread right now who never did self-replicating Galium Quantum Computing on Mariana's web, where bitcoins are free
Plebs.
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>Literal strings to represent different states
Why not use an enum? What is wrong with this programmer?
Because this is the power of C#
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Still a bad way to do it. Notice that the same two fields (Subtitle.UpdateLabel and GameOverCause) are modified depending on the value of the Witnessed field? You can use polymorphism to simplify this.
Why?
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brainlet dev
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Everything in this thread, including the brainlets trying to show up the girls:
obligatory
youtube.com
Why are people so bad at things?
How the fuck I've never seen this before, this shit is pure gold.
lol
that kid doxxed himself
i'm convinced this is the result of the engine itself generating code
there's no way a human bean could maintain a video game like this
He had been writing the game in unity script until other developer rewrote it in c#
god damn she didn't even ==
those captions are utter shit
i clearly heard her say 'wikileaks' at 0:30 and the captions say it no where