What will you do when you get your Android gf Sup Forums?

What will you do when you get your Android gf Sup Forums?

Things I will do:
>sit on my lap and pair program in Haskell and K&R C
>Have her read books for me out loud
>play music for me on musical instruments
>Do our laundry together
>Write computer programs together
>wireless manage my computer moving files around installing updates just how i like them
>collect the cutest anime images on the internet for me so I have a nice folder
>draw me new anime pics for looking at in whatever different styles and cute characters
>remember things for me since she has perfect recall
>Be my bodyguard
>carry heavy things for me
>be my personal fitness trainer
>be my pillow/warmer and love making partner
>Drive my car for me if there are not already self driving taxis
>Instead of printing things I will have her hand write them from my words
>Have her amuse me such as singing, juggling, or writing poetry
>Play dress up and choose fashions for her
>Go exploring nature and teach her about the 3d world together
>Plug her brain into my computers pci-e slot to boost my fps
>Have her carry heavy things for me
>go snorkling and swimming in the ocean with her and also she's an air tank / human torpedo thingy that people ride on
>do meditation and different mind connecting stuff and vr in her brain and things
>Tell me funny stories and jokes
>use her effector to rearrange the atoms in my lipo to make it charged again
>jam botnet devices by emitting miovksy particles
>i dont need to go on the internet anymore because she just tells me information i need in spoken word and i dont need to post on shitty imageboards anymore
>train mma together for fun and sports
>go hiking in post apocalyptic cities and forests
>secrete refrigerated water for me to drink and also can secrete alcohol
>brush our teeths together
>play board games and video games and she lets me win sometimes
>touch her soft skin all the time
>Ani

btw she has free will and loves me unconditionally anyway
Here she is with book

>btw she has free will
implying free will exists

mega brainlet

>we totally cant observe causation
>yet humans totally dont have free will because muh causation or whatever

wow way to btfo urself to pieces

Program her to hate me but also be completely submissive and dependant
She must feel disgusted by the sole mention of sex and dislike the act even more, she will literally end up in tears everytime I force her to make it
I would add her programs to escape our house that also allow me to catch her at the very end of the plan and then put her back into her cage to fuck her against the dirty walls
I would make her see romantic movies so she deeply learns the concept love and then force her to look me in the eyes and tell me that Im the ideal man she was always looking for

lmao

dude post this on /r9k/ they will dig it

root, remove verity, xposed

that board is way too fast for this thread

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yes this is what autist would do

meanwhile you are sitting in mom's basement masturbating to little kids from anime
of course you don't

what does this post mean

i have no idea
i'v been making spelling errors and grammar mistakes for past few days
probably too much masturbation to little anime girls
of course i do

hell yeah bro

That's hot.

she only lets you do all that stuff because deep done she loves you, not because you 'forced' her too
so you lose owned
in the end she reforms you and you find God

>t. incel

all of that +piggy back rides to the mall

>when I've seen this thread posted over a hundred times already

nice

ITS OKAY YOU CAN GET AN ANDROID GF TOO!

How much do you get paid for posting? Is your boss hiring? I need cash.

me and my android gf are going to look back on these threads for ideas of fun stuff to do

Are you actually human? Or a bot?

I am a human being and yes I do have a mother.

>>sit on my lap and pair program in Haskell and K&R C
How do you sit on your own lap?

omg

Are you lying?

Of course not. Do you not trust me?