What will you do when you get your Android gf Sup Forums?
Things I will do: >sit on my lap and pair program in Haskell and K&R C >Have her read books for me out loud >play music for me on musical instruments >Do our laundry together >Write computer programs together >wireless manage my computer moving files around installing updates just how i like them >collect the cutest anime images on the internet for me so I have a nice folder >draw me new anime pics for looking at in whatever different styles and cute characters >remember things for me since she has perfect recall >Be my bodyguard >carry heavy things for me >be my personal fitness trainer >be my pillow/warmer and love making partner >Drive my car for me if there are not already self driving taxis >Instead of printing things I will have her hand write them from my words >Have her amuse me such as singing, juggling, or writing poetry >Play dress up and choose fashions for her >Go exploring nature and teach her about the 3d world together >Plug her brain into my computers pci-e slot to boost my fps >Have her carry heavy things for me >go snorkling and swimming in the ocean with her and also she's an air tank / human torpedo thingy that people ride on >do meditation and different mind connecting stuff and vr in her brain and things >Tell me funny stories and jokes >use her effector to rearrange the atoms in my lipo to make it charged again >jam botnet devices by emitting miovksy particles >i dont need to go on the internet anymore because she just tells me information i need in spoken word and i dont need to post on shitty imageboards anymore >train mma together for fun and sports >go hiking in post apocalyptic cities and forests >secrete refrigerated water for me to drink and also can secrete alcohol >brush our teeths together >play board games and video games and she lets me win sometimes >touch her soft skin all the time >Ani
btw she has free will and loves me unconditionally anyway Here she is with book
John Jenkins
>btw she has free will implying free will exists
Gavin Brown
mega brainlet
Nolan Long
>we totally cant observe causation >yet humans totally dont have free will because muh causation or whatever
wow way to btfo urself to pieces
Eli Nguyen
Program her to hate me but also be completely submissive and dependant She must feel disgusted by the sole mention of sex and dislike the act even more, she will literally end up in tears everytime I force her to make it I would add her programs to escape our house that also allow me to catch her at the very end of the plan and then put her back into her cage to fuck her against the dirty walls I would make her see romantic movies so she deeply learns the concept love and then force her to look me in the eyes and tell me that Im the ideal man she was always looking for
Nathaniel Perry
lmao
Michael Jenkins
dude post this on /r9k/ they will dig it
Kayden Scott
root, remove verity, xposed
Carson Watson
that board is way too fast for this thread
Levi Jenkins
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Xavier Torres
yes this is what autist would do
meanwhile you are sitting in mom's basement masturbating to little kids from anime of course you don't
Liam Scott
what does this post mean
Ian Butler
i have no idea i'v been making spelling errors and grammar mistakes for past few days probably too much masturbation to little anime girls of course i do
Gabriel Perez
hell yeah bro
Noah Bennett
That's hot.
Wyatt Hall
she only lets you do all that stuff because deep done she loves you, not because you 'forced' her too so you lose owned in the end she reforms you and you find God
Hudson Campbell
>t. incel
Hudson Scott
all of that +piggy back rides to the mall
Benjamin Bennett
>when I've seen this thread posted over a hundred times already
Brody Bell
nice
Owen Walker
ITS OKAY YOU CAN GET AN ANDROID GF TOO!
Hudson Hughes
How much do you get paid for posting? Is your boss hiring? I need cash.
Jose Robinson
me and my android gf are going to look back on these threads for ideas of fun stuff to do
Kevin Gray
Are you actually human? Or a bot?
Justin King
I am a human being and yes I do have a mother.
Aaron Sullivan
>>sit on my lap and pair program in Haskell and K&R C How do you sit on your own lap?