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grime and /brit/
Heil Mosley!
Not even hovering my mouse over this one I must say
anybody fancy telling me what this post says, im not gonna read it
lads, any of you had a goosey at the new fiver? looks very nice I must say, built like the canadian currency, good stuff
plus it's got ar winston on it
everybody knows you're some goody goody
that screwface and that rocawear hoodie
just ain't working
QUEEN OF /BRIT/
hover on it user!!
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Cara is queen, stop trying to force this crossdressing paki.
shes not even white m8
depressing af
> made out of plastic
hmmmmm interesting
>crossdressing
transgender
>see a girl on tinder I want to match with
>get a new match
>think it's her
>it is
>we chat
>agrees to a date
>date goes well and we have sex at my house and cuddle all night
>meeting up again soon
been a stellar 48 days lads
turn round I BET YOU someone's shankin
good post
@1201
Do not speak to me you soil-dwelling anime saprophyte.
*becomes gay*
sorry bredrin im buzz lightyear and you come like woody
>come like woody
bit gay lol
do poos whiter than you
I feel like killing myself is the only way to express the loneliness, bitterness, pain and depression that I've been feeling as long as I can remember. Like there's no way I can properly explain my life to anyone to make them understand just how fucking desperately unhappy I am without killing myself.
Gonna invade Russia. You lads want anything?
water and tear proof innit
48 hours I should say
What did he mean by this?
I've lost over a stone since that pic
happy for you but also seething with jealousy
Probably because deep down you know you're being irrational and melodramatic and that's why nobody else seems to understand why you'd be so unhappy
Go buy a magnum ice cream and eat it in the bath.
FONT i should say
fuck off
man will come to radio on thursday
even though it's his birthday
he'll spit lyrics like it's the worst day
of his life
he's not serious
You'll get plenty of stones when your dad finds out, don't worry
that he's bent ahahah
it could happen to you lad keep your chin up
For england james?
holy shit
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Fuck off
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fuck off
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>crossdress
>become an object of fetishism when no one would want to come into sexual contact with you
Fuck me, how does someone fail this badly at life? I give him half a year before he kills himself
FUCK off
me on the right
new american football song is VERY good lads
fuck off
I don't get it
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and she's thick too
>become an object of fetishism when no one would want to come into sexual contact with you
I've slept with trannies before tbqhwyfam.
t. gaylord
Got a year before I graduate uni
>it thinks its going back to uni
pakis like stoning people
Passable trannies are okay m8, pakiboo just looks disgusting
gonna glass myself when i get home. cant really bother with living the same day everyday
Just give me some more time, I'll get there
I've said before laser is a long process
what are you doing in germany?
Just sent a text to my muslim gf asking if she wanted to go to a new African restaurant and get a gorilla burger.
She texted back "that's haram bae"
That's right lads. I'm modernizing dad jokes and filling them with up to date memes and there's nothing you can do about it.
fuck off
What was the original
also
>muslim
>gf
>not harem
>greentext
gonna need a bigger laser
>63961524
Cringeworthy, yankish, Reddit post.
Not giving it a (You).
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh catching feelings for this girl after one date
here for atonal berlin
bless you
What are you lads favorite hobby boards?
pretty fond of /o/ and /k/ honestly
new jabzy
Sup Forums
interesting
i'm going to move to berlin for a bit next month
did a little weep
nah, it's clearly working on my upper lip
>it's a band plays one of their songs lives but tries to make it sound different by doing it in a different rhythm
>I'll get there
You won't m8, there's no potential or hope for you as a trans. The LGBT community will always shun you and try to disown you. You're also a vile human being in general
>pisses in roommates drinks
>records roommates pissing
>shits on literally everyone you've come in contact with, whether they were helpful or not on your little blog
>get fired from a fast food restaurant for said shitting
>get fired from carnival, again, for shitting on your coworkers and anyone who tried to help you or come in contact with you in general
>distance yourself from your father and outright crush any hopes he has for you by crossdressing and telling everyone you're a trans woman
What's your dad going to say when he finds out?
g and out. would enjoy ck and biz too if they completely void of decent threads.
>it ends up sounding better and ruins the studio version for you except the live recording is worse quality than the studio
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEER
Don't like any board where my posts are still there after 24 hours
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hmm hmm
yes
you've given me a lot to think about
/n/, /lit/, /diy/, /trv/
/fit/ desu
Dad never fucking shuts up, just constantly rambles on about the same things all day. Makes my head fucking ring.
Can't tell him to shut up either or he gets mad. I think he's genuinely losing his marbles. Tell him he's repeating the same stories over and over and he just doesn't accept it.
Bizarre.
>find a disgustingly grungy and distorted bootleg rip of 21st century schizoid man that sounds better than any version you've heard before
>pulled from youtube before you get a chance to source it
feck off
alri Tim Jr
maybe he's got early onset dementia you ungrateful little cunt
Keep telling my son hilarious original stories and he claims he's heard them all before
Little shit, wish I'd just spaffed on his mum's tits 15 years ago instead
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>The LGBT community will always shun you and try to disown you.
Who says I even want to be part of that community?
Besides, they have no reason to hate me, I'm a new person
>pisses in roommates drinks
>records roommates pissing
>shits on literally everyone you've come in contact with, whether they were helpful or not on your little blog
They deserved it
You read about my coworkers and roommates, you know they were bad people
>look compadre, this is the last chance youll ever get to see stacy...time to go out with a bang! WOO HOO
>zooms out as 4 teens walk into the high school senior pool party of the century
>you know they were bad people
They really weren't m8, they were just weirded out by you.
upvoting this for visibility!
/u/ please tell me this is your Dad!!
edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger
is your dad are tim
just did a VERY satisfying poo lads
pic? x