I dunno why I help people with computers anymore

I dunno why I help people with computers anymore

>Be me, last week
>mom calls me to look at her boyfriend's computer
>graphical errors and garbage
>reseat ram and graphics card
>no dice
>figure out the graphics card is on it's way out
>moms boyfriend wants a brand new computer
>suggest that he just replace the graphics card
>buys a GTX 1060 off newegg
>I install it, everything is gravy
>he gets a virus on the machine
>keeps hijacking his browser
>tells my mom that the card had a virus on it
>I say that's not possible
>believes him
>buys him a new computer

Anyone else have some normie BS stories to tell?

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why does your mom have a boyfriend??

She was married three times and said, no more when she met her boyfriend in the early 90s.

tonto frogposter

Have you asked him how he feels about being a cuck? What drives a man to raise his girlfriend's son?

I'm guessing pussy is the answer.

This thread is so fucking gay it hurts

They are like 60.

So basically your mom was a fornicator almost all her life.

>using two question marks

Gross

>I dunno why I help people with computers anymore
It helps when you are paid

inb4 shill. Yes, I am, but I get paid in more jobs on this site(hellotech).

Youre the only honest shill on /g, congrats I guess

Thanks, I guess. Only time I can recall shilling, I think.

That's fucking hilarious, did you at least take the 1060 back?

Just the usual reactions of "Oh, you can do programming? I bet you make a lot of money fixing people's computers." Yeah, sure, people pay me good money to turn their computers off and on again, and hey, that solves 99% of computer problems.

That and "Hey, you're a computer hacker, right? Can you help me save my Word file?" Sure I can, but so can about 10,000 other 20-somethings living in the area.

For once I just wish someone would ask me to develop an app for them or something like that, instead of just helping them with mundane tasks that literally anyone can do.

This OP
Your mom is the one with problems not her boyfriends computer.

>getting viruses in 2017.
why does this only happen to old people?

>OP is the 'my wife's son' in this scenario

>tfw to smart

>she was married three times
what's it like

>tfw distinctly average

>I dunno why I help people with computers anymore
You've failed at life and this are your only accomplishments

op doesn't do it for her anymore

True, but it's easy money.

>hey user, my computer is broken, plz haelp
>20 shekels an hour to you, goy
>turn computer off and on again and/or install acrobat reader/latest service packs/whatever
>look like a hero and pick up coinage for anywhere between 30 seconds and 10 minutes minimal effort
>rub hands all the way to the bank

Become the jew, user.

Protip he's with your mom for the sex and money.

I do because I'm paid to.
Nowadays I only work for free on my little sister's computer because she's absolutely the cutest thing that exists and her "thank you" hugs and kisses are worth it. Besides she's somewhat tech savvy and doesn't give me any headaches.

The bf just got paid a computer from OPs future inheritance for fucking his mother

Because young people have no money

post her feet

>Friend of a friend gets ransomware that accuses him of downloading child porn and demands bitcoin payment
>He tells everyone the PC repair shop said it came from my desktop 2 months ago when he connected to my WiFi
>Apparently the PC Windows technician listed my name and address as where his PC got infected from
>Tell this guy hes full of shit and a PC repair shop couldn't and wouldn't pinpoint where it came from
>9 months later I'm at my friends when feds come by to speak to him
>Friend of a friend was caught with child porn
The guy had a whole stash of it some was of his own little brother and nieces and nephews. I assume he downloaded child porn that someone had planted ransomware on to really reap the rewards from.

B-bro? What do you mean by that?
Degenerate pedo fuck and feet lover. Hang yourself.

Godfuck. I hope the feds shot him on sight.
His own fucking brother what the fuck?

Pretty sure the person who wrote that ransomware retired and released the decryption keys

>Be me
>Nephew comes over to spend the weekend with grandparents and I
>He wants to replace his Mac with a PC
>He wants one designed for gaming
>I shop around for parts so him and his parents know how much it would costs for a complete setup (desktop, monitor, KB&M, ect.)
>2 months later
>My brother buys him a Xbox One X

*cost

I'm good at directly telling people they don't know what they are talking about and that I will not bother with their machine. Point old people and idiots to Chromebooks and Macs.

Any gaymer who doesn't know how to build a PC has no business calling itself a gaymer and should buy a console then fuck off.

ITT
reddit.com/r/iamverysmart/

Threads like these..

This is why I come to Sup Forums
You can basically smell the autism here and the best part is you know a lot of it is un-ironic and people here are actual literal spergs and autists.
Thank you Sup Forums for always providing me with a good laugh.

>Become the jew, user.

Let me just ask you this. Have you ever seen a jew doing labor of any kind ever in your life? No? Yeah because actually becoming the jew would be aggregating useful goyim like you to go out and put out the man hours and TIME into the service. While you sit back and jerk off to your gold sack while you rake in ”X” amount of the profit.

That is how the jew operates. That’s what being on the top of the ladder is.
Actual labor and effort is filthy goyim work, and you are playing your role perfectly.