Daily vocaroo thread

Daily vocaroo thread

1. Post things in your language
2. Others read it
3. kek

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kys

no.

lämpimämpi kesäyö

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ayyyy

not even bad, positively surprised.

Years of Moonsorrow do that to you.

Im interested in hearing a Finn speak Québec French.
pls read:
Ma t'en calisser une mon criss d'enfant de chienne

MOJ CRNI ANĐELE, LOMI MI SRCE BUDI ZLO
BUDI DOBRA, BUDI LOŠA, BUDI DAMA

Kion vi ĵus diris pri mi, vi eta putinido?

ĵ = think like the french j sound, jhuhh

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>your language
>esperanto

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tonnes of srpski here in my part of canada. hopefully this makes sense.

Tað er ikki hvort orð, tú skalt svara til, og ikki hvort gildi, tú skalt fara til.

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fuck

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I've spoken it since I was 14 so it feels like it to me

that sounded like a genderbent daenerys giving a speech in dothraki

11/10

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I think I got it down

öcü gibi korkuyorlar
recep tayyip reisimden
gün geçtikçe ürküyorlar
recep tayyip reisimden

Why do roaches always post this text?

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Polish: Rucham psa jak sra.

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Unless there were secret nasal vowels there, I dont know how I could fuck this up.

some kind of modified turkish meme
original is:
öcü gibi korkuyorlar
mao zedong yoldaşımdan
gün geçtikçe ürküyorlar
mao zedong yoldaşımdan

translation:
they get scared from him like he's a boogeyman
from my comrade mao zedong
they get scared more each day
from my comrade mao zedong

this was so good, like a native speaker lol

standard slav speak

Sounds like you are norwegian/icelandic.

you made it sound like swedish.

the ugliest, you sound like mentally retarded persons, never speak faroese again

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six scies scient six cyprès

go

>you made it sound like swedish.

*stabs you with puukko*

Thanks! Gimme something more difficult then ;]
I kinda know Norwegian and Old Norse pronunciation, so I went with that.

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Okay den. WENT HARD WITH THIS ONE

>Wąż strzasa skrzydła z dżdżu, a trzmiel w puszczy, tuż przy Pszczynie, straszny wszczyna szum.

Gimme some English, a poem or other tough shit :D

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The sz stuff kills me everytim
I'm a native French speaker, try this:
Ma t'en calisser une mon criss d'enfant de chienne

hello eh

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c-come back Eliska, that was perfect

Olen homo ja tykkään ottaa neekerin kyrpää perseeseen.

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am i mongol yet

This one was little bit worse. Here is how it's supposed to be pronounced: vocaroo.com/i/s0VqisnoZXEB
Nice try tho, cuz even I had problems with doing this one.

French one (pls don't kek at me I tried hard): vocaroo.com/i/s00TJ4RCj50c

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My french is a rusty

I kekd, sorry, you said it the way a guy from France would say it, and its not appropriate since its a very Quebecois thing to say.
Heres how Id say it:
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Oh boy

W-was it correct? I heard the way you said it and it was much faster

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I couldnt hear much and it didnt sound correct, like Parisian French but with more Maghreb
If you listen to mine youll hear the vowels are much different to Parisian French, more similar to Belgian or Norman French

Holy shit, how do you even differ all these words. It's like one vowel for me. Anyway, feeling proud to have to-some-extent French accent!

Dat gevoel wanner geen vriendin.

Should be easy for you desu

Deng

Who wants to try this one
Ador talat aylino fiankmoriran

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I was harsh on you, you can be harsh on me :^)
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Pretty good, good hard g's also, ''vriendin'' is pronounced like vrien-din.

Come una fenice dalle ceneri, la nostra madrepatria è risorta, più forte, più grande e più libera che mai.

So g in gevoel is [g] but in geen its [X]?
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Nah its more like this
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Not bad leaf, a few open/closed vowels wrong and some word with the wrong accent but perfectly understandable all in all

Thank you, how can I know which type of vowel to use and which syllable to accentuate?
Is that Standard or Moroccan?

Nah its not arabic its berber, I can provide you with Moroccan arabic phrases if you want

No both g's are hard, all are.

There's no way to know aside from when the last syllable is accented, in that case the vowel is accented (like più, città, però,così etc).
As for open/closed vowels, no way either: I instinctively know which one use and there are a few rules but mostly it's random.

Y así fue como aprendí
Que en historias de dos
Conviene a veces mentir
Que ciertos engaños son
Narcóticos contra el mal de amor

Im not even sure what you mean by hard anymore
Oh I see, so Italian doesnt use the normal ´ accent?
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Needs to improve D:

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mamsatha el post hethi amsat post taamlet mala gwera bheyem
try this

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3.5/5
the 'c' in ciertos you spelled more like 's'
and some wrong spelling with 'historias'

Son las 4 de la tarde
Amanece un nuevo día
Ya no te hablas con casi nadie
Por culpa, de tu melancolía

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>Im not even sure what you mean by hard anymore
They way the first Canadian who replied to me said them.

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Now let's see whether my 3 years of highschool Spanish were of any use vocaroo.com/i/s1iZJweIdeXL

Here is German:

Fahre denn hin,
herrische Pracht,
göttlichen Prunkes
prahlende Schmach!
Zusammenbreche,
was ich gebaut!
Auf geb' ich mein Werk;
nur Eines will ich noch:
das Ende,
das Ende!

>no poniendo canciones del primer disco

Not him, but very well. You have a massive guiri accent though, everyone would understand you but you'll never pass as local.

>guiri
Wikipedia is telling me that's a general term for foreigner, is that right? I didn't really expect otherwise, 3 years of half-assed Spanish classes won't make me sound like I've been born there obviously.

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Not bad, you can do better with your accent.

Sigue aprendiendo :D

Yeah, more like north european foreigner, but yeah.

Check me raping your language with my german "learned" from Rammstein:
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çekoslovakyalılaştıramadıklarımızdan mısınız ?

3/5
You should spell a little slowly and mark the accent, specially that 'ó' in 'narcóticos'

You seem to know the very basic pronunciation rules – if you only know them from listening to Rammstein that's good already. 'z' is pronounced like 'ts' though.
If you want to listen to the original: youtu.be/hnKxz5PBr8M?t=1h41m15s>Sigue aprendiendo :D
Creo que no voy a tener el tiempo lamentablemente … ya hé olvidado mucho :/

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Let's butcher your language mein Freund

Capo,una sola cosa non più vorrei dirti,m'ha aggradato molto il tuo post,sul serio,è un dei più sensazionali che ho visto per il momento,è un'opera d'arte,senza esagerare,è qualcosa che potrebbe esser stata fatta dallo stessissimo Da Vinci,la genialità che possiede sì può notare da kilometri di distanza,neanche la peggiore delle male lingue potrebbe mai dire che non ci troviamo di fronte ad una maestosità visibile una volta ogni mille anni.Non ho mai visto in tutti i miei anni di vita qualcosa di tale magnitudine, provoca una sensazione indescrivibile,un'allegria immensa sebbene non abbia fatto alcuna azione,un sentimento raro da incontrare però fantastico,qualcosa come una brezza in un calorosa estate,o vedere l'allegria di un bimbo aprendo i suoi regali di natale,o semplicemente stare con la persona che più amiamo. Se tutti i post del mondo fossero come questo,non ci sarebbero guerre,non ci sarebbe dolore,oblìo,tristezza.Alzeremmo la testa ed intonando un canto all'unisono,come coro di arcangeli diremmo: ''Io credo nel domani".

The hardest part was not understanding a single word except das ende.

What minute in the video is the part you posted? I do want to hear it all later, but I can't now.

Ash-hadu an la ilaha ella Allah wa anna Muhammadan rasoolu Allah

Fleischwarenverpackungsetikettierungsgesetz
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You actually managed to get 'ch' right, more than can be expected from most people trying our language. You've definitely got an accent, but I would understand most of it.

Nice trick, muslim Cuba, but you won't convert me

Oh well that's for sure: I barely studied German when I was a kid, nothing more now I plan on restarting it more seriously.
On the other hand, I have an accent when I speak in English, let alone in my terrible German.

Fair point. Here you've got a faggy reading from me: vocaroo.com/i/s1j1SBOXRu0c
It is at 1h41m15s in the video.

not bad for such a complex word