You wake up at your current location in 479 B.C

You wake up at your current location in 479 B.C

>woke up in bear den
damn

Hunt boar

die probably

>wake up 240m in the air

What should a steppenigger do in te land of blonde barbarians

I die
there was no agriculture here
just hunter gatherers with spears who drank the blood of animals when they had no water.
I would walk toward the north next to the river plate hoping I could survive fishing, and eventually find farming natives.

I am grek

Be citizen of the most influential and great state, the White Empire

I have absolutely no fucking idea what to expect. Did any people even live this far up north back then?

>Wake up in assaka empire.

>Use my superior Civil engineering skills to build stuff

>Fuck brown qts

Teach people about how caste system is gonna fuck us up a few centuries later and to prevent Mehmet invasions

keep hiding in the mountains from Carthaginians

Literally the only person in a country with dino size birds and no way of escape

were is USA ? ah i forget it wasn't discovered yet

be comfy in my tribe famalam

>woke up in the middle of the woods
>bears and wolves are somewhere around
Well I guess that's it for me guize.

SHITSKINS OUT!
Constantinople is greek!

I follow the coast and try to find some sapmi settlement and hope they won't kill me

>A few centuries

Try a millennium or more. That'd be like going back to 1016 and warning them about computer viruses. Why don't you build them a loo for them to not shit in?

Same. I would be among swamps and forests.

>wake up to Injun scalpers
If I'm not killed, I live with injuns or whatever the fuck is in the South.
I mine and hunt with the Hopewells or something.
But shit, it'd be a long way to travel anywhere from the middle of the foothills and forests in east TN. At least it's a comfy place.

I'm in the middle of a fucking forest

40 feet underwater, probably

I'm Greek

You gotta be fucking joking me

Was the achaemenid empire even real
Seriously why is like 80% of all human civilization contained within its blob

Also the city state of rome was the same contiguous political unit that was ended by the turks in 1453 really makes you think

>almost greek but not

I'm just surrounded by cavemen, so close yet so far from civilization. Basically like Spain in 2016.

Sounds suspiciously similair to what San lifestyle.
...
Guess I wake up with my superior height and become a bushman. Wouldn't be too bad, just rough. But I'd at least get women galore.
Animism would be pretty comfy.

Da gomrad :DDDDD

>Byzantium is greek!
FTFY

kek

You could try and make it to rome
It could be like your lifes quest
That's what I'd do if I woke up here in 400 BC I'd just travel with nomads north and east until I get to the arctic circle and then find out how to take a boat to scandinavia

WE WUZ CELTS N SHIET

make trade with hansa and novgorod

That would certainly be an long journey worthy of an epic.
Sounds fun.

>think about how I would I be treated as god
>realize there is nothing I can do to show them my power

I could draw a map, but there's no way they would believe it's accurate. Most likely I would get killed instantly for being a humongous 180cm "troll". Fucking manlets must be around 150 cm at that time.

WE WUZ TARTESSIANS

Wake up in a swamp about 40kms from lutetia if it existed back then, I can be there by nightfall. If not, I need to find the nearest tribe before wolves, boars or the cold kills me.

It's 479 BC, you're going to have to wait a while

England has long been quite settled , probably find the nearest tribe, or just build my house again and stay here

>scalped by haudenosaunee

>vedic India
sounds boring as fuck

Try to make memes into reality.

because most civilizations back then revolved around persia,babylon and anatolia

>implying greeks are not shitskin

lmao

Fuck this shit. I fall in the river from six floor. And it is Volga. Bears, boars, wolfs and another...
The Huns, Goths, Ostrogoths, perhaps the Cimmerians and just as the Scythians.

AAAAAAAHHHHHH
*falls 2 stories*
*THUD*

Why was one empire allowed to own all of it I mean

epic

How so?

Not the worst of periods, can deal with.

>there was actually more land here than there is now
Start draining the swamps early.