Does Sup Forums have any emergency protocols? Provide as much or little info as you are comfortable

Does Sup Forums have any emergency protocols? Provide as much or little info as you are comfortable.

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Yea its called not getting arrested alive.

A pound of thermite is above my NAS and desktop on a contraption. With the press of a button it ignites and everything is gone.

Insanity defense from the start.
>open door wearing pic related
>hello my little friends, who would like to go first?

Tackled, tazed, coming peacefully, doesnt matter. Fucks with their investigation immediately.

Memes aside, does your landlord or whomever know you've wired a room of your house with high explosives?

Nice try CIA, but not today.

It's my property and the surrounding 50 acres are also mine.

this

Well that works. Careful with the pounds of thermite over your head but im sure you know that.

I kek'd

not really, but i do plan on drilling my hard drives and breaking and microwaving my solid state drives and ram when i decide to go through with killing myself

I have everything in the cloud, not on my local pc ;^)

Im sorry you're in that situation user. I know most people on here are jackasses, but I do empathize with you. Not the thread topic but feel free to share what's on your mind.

Go back
>>>/reddit/

You would die for your loli folder? The guys knocking on your door are just doing their jobs.

Nothing to be sorry about, it's mostly my own fault, the situation I'm in. I just don't see a way that I could be happy in this world. I'm staying to try to fulfill some dreams. When I do, or when I'll fail, then I'll know it's my time to go.

Stream it for us. Post link when you decide to do it

I'd probably do it somewhere without internet

Do this in real life and you're caught red handed destroying evidence. That guy would be super fucked.

My apologies. I picked up some skills on how to treat people while working as a corporate software engineer. I should have just used Sup Forums as my socializing reference manual.

I dont know anything about your situation, but frankly, be a part of what you think matters and leave an impact, regardless of what you end up doing.

Unless it's CP, then worth it.

Well in the movie the webm is from the government wanted his help. He saw thw FBI and assumed he was being raided.

Ah don't remember. It still carries a 20 jail sentence if they want to come down on you like a ton of bricks.

*20 year jail sentence.

>but frankly, be a part of what you think matters and leave an impact, regardless of what you end up doing
It's more about having a complete and absolute control over my own existence and what I want to do with my life, not about leaving a legacy. But those are kind words, nevertheless.
Have a nice Christmas, kindbro

I know I cant help much, but take it easy and best of luck user.

If you're at the point where you've given up all hope you're then free to abandon all connections and do literally anything you want. There are lots of really cool things to do if you're not concerned about possible death. Something to think about on this merry Christmas day

Movie was The Core
Its mostly a cringe fest but OP webm is a good snippet

Yes.
It requires:
- Wall plug
- Alligator clips
- Light bulb
- SSD (one from PC, one 'new')
- Li-ion drill
- Hammer
- Nail

When I had HDD:
- Car battery
- Jump-start wire
- Hammer

Or go all the way like And glass the entire area

I do not know, where to take thermite.
And more importanly, I have nothing interesting my SSD, just do not want anyone to know my password.

A tablespoon of Thermite will reduce pounds of reinforced steel to liquid.

A pound like user mentioned will melt the whole house and everything in it.

But if you dont have anything to destroy then disregard

isnt one's effort better spent making sure one never needs an emergency protocol?

Wheres the fun in that

SSDs do not like any sort of heat, so I can wind a coil and damage them only with heat from coil...

Frankly just put it in an old toaster for 5 minutes and toss the remains in a throwaway microwave from a thrift shop

or toaster, right.

source?

>everything kept on hidden encrypted partition

No step on snek

They are fully aware of what putting on that uniform entails

See

The first thing I said was use a toaster...
The microwave is just to be thorough

Also the movie is about sending a team to the center of the earth. The hacker is a side character

>heh, heh. Good luck pals. All my highly illegal data is in a directory called ".stuff"

Catch me if you can

Yeah but they arent doing anything wrong. Youre talking about shooting up federal agents. Just off yourself and save some ammo.

I hope its in dm-crypt plain mode at a known offet in the free space of your disk that you previously filled with random data, so that nobody can even determine that there is a hidden partition without knowing about it. And that there's a second such partition filled with embarassing but innocuous stuff that you can "confess" to having as a decoy.

Why does everyone here talk about building elaborate explosive or mechanical trap rigs, in case shit hits the fan?

What happened to just using an encrypted side dish that stores all your valuable data?

>directory is hidden
Can't see shit without 30 character long mixed password

there is no reason to destroy a harddrive unless it has child porn on it and cops are at your door.

It was a joke. Also you better be protecting it with a serious password as well as key authentication. I dont want to know what you have, but use keys for any dir you want to be positive stays off-limits.

Thank you, i'll give it a loo-
> sending a team to the center of the earth. The hacker is a side character
aaand dropped

I have a small homemade thermite packet right above the hard drive enclosure with a small bit of fuse sticking out the bottom of the pc.
Also I regularly copy my work to medias i will not define and regularly hide sensitive data in random but memorable areas away from home.

Also buggout routes to prevent being followed.
Saving for a 1911 to take secrets to grave.

Thats all im going to tell you mr fbi-I-I mean OP now heck off

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I worked in a rental and had to fix a chipper that was much larger than that which got jammed by a small block of wood, are you sure something that tiny would even work?

No im not sure

>A tablespoon of Thermite will reduce pounds of reinforced steel to liquid
One youtuber tested how effective thermite is at melting steel, and it's really not that effective youtube.com/watch?v=5dJww7TcpX8 You could argue that he fucked it up, but then again, how much more likely is the average Sup Forums poster to make working thermite than a diy youtuber? I'd personally opt for a more guaranteed and testable solution, like overwriting the LUKS headers with random crap 20 times at the press of a button.

>You would die for your loli folder?
why not

Something like this big boy would probably work better: liveleak.com/view?i=162_1415329794

Detached LUKS headers sitting on DVDs, seed my argon2 for the key using a pair of salted sha512 hashes from segments of playable DVD titles. Good even if you know the password, there are enough iterations to take 10 seconds per try.

Not only is it obscure, but the amout of permutations and parallelism is beyond reasonable calculation.

Good luck.

which serie/movie is?

You must be storing some turbo pedo shit on that bad boy

>Thinks Thermite is explosive, let alone a "high" explosive.

How would one go about doing this on a USB memory drive?

>they arent doing anything wrong

Encryption and shotgun nearby to take out the drives. Nothing crazy like cp on it, the encryption is more if I get robbed, but I want to waste as much govt resources as possible if I get raided for anything.

Easy, have nothing to hide in the first place so if they take all your technology it literally doesn't matter.

I yell DELET THIS

>hurr cops signed up to die on duty xDDDD am i being detained officer??? XDDD

Eat shit.

The Chad nothing-to-hide defense

I'm all for fucking with the police, but a loli folder isn't something worth dying for.