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Jonah edition

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fuck. too late.

First for too late.

>Two fucking footlongs

Emma

One for both holes.

fixed

Gotta eat big to get big

This man knows his sandwiches.

Sup Forums edition?

neger

>that valet attendant
every time

One for his smoking hot gf

>voting for trump
Couldn't hit that triple digit IQ mark, huh?

*steals waifu statue*

Heheh gonna be a fun night.

This is a 10/10 in America

Is this kino buds?

/cum/ im going to die lol

Why did Hillary Clinton declare war on Sup Forums and other autist meeting sites?

Can someone explain this "kino" meme?

stay away from my Umi

...

We posting figurines?

SHE

Because altrightism is a mental disorder and the affected need to be culled

It's just a word used to piss off art film fags. I think it's Russian for film.

if you don't get it you're a pleb

I want to read porno text aloud and post vocaroo. I want to know what my accent sounds like

I don't watch movies, pleb.

>I think it's Russian for film
German you mong

Follow your heart

Nah, that is my preworkout
post more so I can cry inside tonight

Feeling pretty bad for Native Americans desu
Why couldn't you give them Oklahoma? It's just Oklahoma, Jesus.

you'll be fine

She kicked a bees nest. She's so fucking dumb. You don't even have to pay the autists to shill.

[POST REMOVED FOR BEING TOO LEWD]

Don't everr underestimate the munchies

Germany and Russia are the same thing according to 80s action movies.

Would you wait a moment while I write something?

no i wont\
operation normie begins soon

ok. i can read many things if you want

It's literally the worst thing that ever came out of Sup Forums. It's basically a bunch of capeshit manchildren spamming "le kino xDDDD" whenever they face something that overwhelms their underdeveloped brains.

I've been on Sup Forums since Lost and this shit made me stop browsing.

Kino means cinema in German
Movie is Film

well, you have taste

very nice

>movies
I don't watch those either flickfag

The mumbling voices of racists and virgins who watch anime and will never contribute anything to humanity mean nothing outside an echo chamber

PEPE

>Sorry, I only watch films

This is terrifying.

Here I read Porno:
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Record corrected.

this picture was taken in mexico

impressive

La raza Holmes

your voice is very deep and throaty and lewd

r-really? :3 I always though i have strong finnish rally accent

>open youtube video
>disgusting shitskin voice
Yuck

oyasuminasai /cum/-kun

ay mayn das raycis

stupid-ass cracka

>gay porno
wew lad fucking aaaay
Anyway, good compared to most on here. Only thing I notice with europeans with accents is that they hold the sound at the end of dipthongues and at certain stressed parts of words.
mexicans are finish now?

Perfect example. This moron has no argument so he just regurgitates memes like he's been conditioned to.

Is pokemon go dead yet?

its only 3 PM, you dork

Pretty much lol

Bridgette? Yeah I fucked Bridgette *laughs*. Nigga you ain't gonna believe this! So there I am in this bitch house and we goin' a AT IT, right? I mean, I grabbed dat bitch head and I was slappin' her ass and everything... she took dat dique...! She was all sweatin' and screamin' out "Oh GOD Tyrone! Oh my GOD!" and shit. I had my mofukken fingers in dat bitch mouf, right? Cuz she was bein' all loud! Then we hear the garage door openin' and I froze up, nigga. I looked her in the eyes and I'm like "WHO DAT?" and she's lookin at me I'm crazy or something and she just started buckin' her hips! So I said fuck it and kept fuckin' her!

Den this pasty as ass white boy walks in the room with this briefcase and froze, nigga. We made eye contact. I'm lookin at this dapper white boy with no expression on his face, and he's look at dis giant nigga dick in his wife. I didn't know what my next move was dog but dat bitch started movin her hips again! All creamy and shit! Creamier than before, nigga! I thought that white boy was going to pull out a telescope or a calculator or some shit to hit me with.. but this nigga takes a seat across from the bed and crossed his legs! I'm like "WAT?!". And he says "Carry on, young man."

Dat's when I thought "fuck it, I'm just gonna do dis real quick and bounce cu shit's about to get real". Yo.... YO... Dis nigga pulls his little white dick out and starts jackin off, son!

end part 1.

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Tell me about Wisconsin Americans. Is it a decent place for a lowly Uni student such as me? I'm talking about Madison in particular.

Madison sounds like a qt girl name too. Can any Ameriburgers confirm?

its declining, but nah

i dont know any more
i have to get up early tomorrow ok
pls no bully me

If you enjoy obesity and haggard women Wisconsin is great.

Wisconsin has a large german american populace, but they dont really speak german. It gets really cold around winter time, and they really love American football there. Its pretty decent for midwest america

Both my parents are from Wisconsin.
Very heavy drinking culture there.
Very midwest white American.

>alright im tired of being alone
>start talking to women and asking them out
>not a single date
>some insulted me

j-just get back up on that horse and try again right lads?

>Madison sounds like a qt girl name too

forget girls and get a bf desu

Donald Trump

You made an effort and that's better than 90% of Sup Forums. Law of averages states that it's impossible to have a 100% failure rate, so your journey is just beginning but success is now imminent. Be it sooner or later.

Oh god I felt like butchering the english language on so many levels...

here is my take on the text, srsly i have no clue why I talked that way. I cannot speak niggerian.

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I feel a bit confused now

Just b urself

>Law of averages states that it's impossible to have a 100% failure rate,

'no'

Remember that it only has to work out once.

>Oh god I felt like butchering the english language on so many levels...
welcome to niggerdom

Why are you a white supremacist?

Have any of you guys heard of simple pickup? I haven't tried what they preach but they seem knowledgeable. simplepickup.com (btw watch their old videos on youtube, those are the good ones if you don't want to pay)

Get drunk and:

1. Overwatch

2. Rust

3. Medieval Total War 2

???

>Donald Trump

Just be good looking or wealthy.

Preferably both.

the only good game there is total war

total war

ok cummies im going to go to my temporary house!
i rly wish the tire shop had my stuff today!

Had a good laugh but you don't make the best nigga. I should collect a bunch of vocaroo reading of it to see if anyone can actually nail it.

ben affleck is a good actor

Watch their old videos. What you said is 100% false

It was an honor to try the niggaism. Please do that and we shall see who is the niggest

>holmes

haha

no

They are staged.

All pickup artist bullshit online ia staged.

Real Social Dynamics have been exposed many times.

These guys charge ugly guys and ethnic men hundreds for seminars and tips that get them nowhere.

Betcha 10 bucks I could pass for a nigger (with pitched down voice)

try that

Need a Korean gf buds

RSD is bullshit and so are 99% of those assholes. Simple Pickup is completely different. They don't teach you to be deceptive, instead they teach you how to be confident.