Sorry user, I only date practicing Catholic men

>Sorry user, I only date practicing Catholic men

what do you do ?

I am a practicing Catholic

[statue worship intensifies]

>Do you still play videogames user

not date her

Pin an angry anti-papist letter to her ass.

I don't date mutts. but I'm also only 6'3 so she wouldn't date me even if I was a practicing catholic.

don't date her
pretty simple

NO POPERY

I'm Orthodox. I'M the real deal biotch.

grab her by the tail and throw away

I think Christianity is dumb as fuck and I'm fed up about hearing about it from my family and coworkers, so I'd probably not pursue.

Come here babe

The real deal.

No i actually don't, I usually just browse the internet, watch sports, or hang with my friends

I'd shoplift that pussy

Hello.

>Sorry user, I only date practicing Catholic men
Okay i am out of here then since most religious chicks are born again virgins who now want to settle down with a good man also i am a piece of shit asshole.

Is it me or is there something off with her face

She looks somewhat mongol/asian

>implying most people nowadays aren't atheist

where do you work? at a ministry? I literally never hear people talk about that shit and I was working out in the country.

She is brazilian and extremely mixed

She's Brazilian although I'd guess she is super high-content ethnic European if not entirely pure.

This orthodox is the superior religion.

My boss is an ex-minister and current missionary, and my desk bud is a hardcore born-again-in-rehab Christian. Just shitty luck on my part.

No. Your dick is Mongolian.

search for a true protestant lady

here's your average protestant "lady"

is it true that cuckoltics believe that fish are jesus

>feminist
>religious

are you 15, user?

Hope that she grew up in a really oppressive Catholic household so I can have her in a variety of sex acts and positions.

That video was from Toronto.

>Roman Catholics accounted for 33.4% of the population of the city of Toronto in 2001, followed by Protestants with 21.2%

>being a religioncuck

Sorry but I will not betray my lord and saviour Martinus Luther

This

Is that man your brother?

rude

>2016
>Catholic
enjoy going to hell for idolatry lol

Cry

An Asian chick dumped me because of her parents, they didn't like that I wasn't a practicing Christian.

GOTTA

understandable

But she married a Serbian basketball player, who is orthodox, and had two kids with him.

a schismatic is still better than a heretic

>Schismatic
Dat would be you, though.
Orthodoxy is probably closer to the original teachings of Christ than Protestantism and Catholicism together.

>don't go to church
>eat meat whenever
>swear at every opportunity
>wear condoms to avoid baby trap
>fugg premaritally
>sleep in and watch NFL on the Lord's day
Nonpracticing Catholic master race

whip her with my dick with the force of 95 theses hammered into her face.

I seem to recall reading that she stayed a virgin until marriage.
>tfw no qt pure catholic gf

Stop relating to filthy provincianos

Only a retard would take a woman's word on her virginity upfront.

>she thinks the pope is Gods representative on Earth