"user! Come in, I'll microwave you some tea"

>"user! Come in, I'll microwave you some tea"

What do?

>thanks xir

Smile while saying "Sure, I'd love to" and try not to laugh because americans are literally the materialization of memes.

Tell her that unless "microwaving tea" is some new euphemism the kids use for sex these days that we have nothing to discuss.

>microwave
absolutly haram

Go post on /gif/ now because Australians are awake.

>Getting triggered before the triggering has even begun

>being the island equivalent of a special needs school

I thought you were leaving for /gif/.

?

SHART

IN

MART

MART

You know? The bit up there where you said you were going to post on /gif/ now because we're awake... Even though it's nearly 5pm here and we've all been awake for quite a while.

That's a perfectly normal thing to do but my irrational hate towards anything anglo forbids me from drinking "tea".

I can give you some dick though

>posting qt Wilsun pics without a license

>"I'll microwave you some tea"
*triggered*

>I can give you some dick though
how big we talkin' about here

>That's a perfectly normal thing to do
He's not kidding. I lived in a hostel in Spain for a month and everyone microwaved water in little plastic cups to make tea... I guess Spaniards really don't understand tea though.

>imblying any real american would microwave tea
It's cold-brew dummy, now take off your shoes and come inside, the shartloaf is getting cold

>microwave you some tea
Fuck, who does that?

>microwave tea

This isn't real. This CAN'T be real.

Or basic physics it seems

Why have a electric kettle when a microwave can boil water as good?
I'll admit that doing it in plastic cups is asking for cancer or some shit, but what's wrong with boiling water in a cup?

Its an american thing breh