Go on. I'll wait

Go on. I'll wait.

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Botnet

install gentoo

Apple is trash

Massively parallel but also massive latency.

like a room full of dumb terminals connected together with bits of string

while(heartbeat)
{
eat();
shit();
fuck();
sleep();
}

youtube.com/watch?v=2RdXt0XQ8CQ

you won't get sex until you embrace bye nary

women are a botnet

Null

Rust is basic human skill like feel safe and make another people feel safe

> unzip; strip; touch; grep; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; umount; sleep

Sup Forums here, how do i do that white square thingie with letters and ()()?

> that white square thingie

With tits and a can-do attitude, user! :D

while(heartbeat)
{
eat();
shit();
fap();
sleep();
}
I fixed your code, user. You're welcome.

C - Wise mentor
Java - Wife
Python - Best friend
Haskell - Mistress
Rust - Hipster son
Javascript - Annoying neighbour
APL - Weird fling while you were having a midlife crisis
COBOL - Grandma

you have to hack your unicodes to do that.

void Repeat(){
Eat();
Sleep();
Rape();
Repeat()
}
[!code]

youtube.com/watch?v=qcqIYccgUdM

what exactly does grep refer to in a sexual context?

Grab?

Non free license. Into the trash it goes.

P2P

this whole thread is fucking gay, honestly. be embarrassed about making this stupid Sup Forums-tier template thread

bloat

i think mine's broken
while(heartbeat)
{
eat();
shit();
sleep();
/* fuck you -- god */
break;
fuck();
seekhappiness();
findjob();
havekids();
}

404

>Massively parallel
Normie detected.

JEWING OTHERS WHILE GETTING JEWED

I think you meant continue instead of break, unless you mean to suggest you die when you go to sleep.

Lots of cyclic graphs that are tedious to traverse.

Do the O(1) thing and don't bother.

>you die when you go to sleep.
one can dream

ROASTIE STATUS
> BTFO
> ON SUICIDE WATCH
> BOTNET
> PLANNED OBSOLESCENCE
> ALREADY OBSOLETED BY ONAHOLES
> CONFIRMED SCAM
> PENIS
>B-B-BUT MUH MOAR HOLES
How will holes ever recover?

Bloat
Botnet

You try to get two or three live neighbors. Who needs the reproduction rule if you can achieve this.

>girls
many dependencies but initially seem manageable with package management
bloat creeps in overtime
constant unexplained kernel panics and failures
proprietary, controlled by other forces, not free
poorly programmed, single threaded iterative that often makes constant memory violations.
programmed in some coffee hipster js variant
rolling release every year to keep in line with current trends, often breaks when these fail to go on the system and a dependency fails or the system hardware is just not compatible
limited application support, most things not written in girl.os
no support so you're fucked if you run into a problem
shit spec, integrated graphics with an intel celeron basically. no temp management.
build quality surprisingly good and light but craps out in 2 years pretty much, temperatures off the charts when you ask it to do anything, driver issues - will often just reject your device with no recourse, no backwards compat
needs constant updates and cleaning to stop itself from turning into a complete inferno. basically ubuntu/apple hybrid but way worse

>men
well organized stable dependencies
lightweight
open source with high level of community scrutiny and polishes
programmed in java, C or C++, multi-threaded with perfect concurrency and portability that allows them to work almost anywhere, makes use of wine or other tools to support what they can't do
releases every 5 years but 24/7 support available for free
spec ranges across the board but assembled meticulously and runs cool until 5-6 year mark when parts may need to be replaced
needs a bit more setup than modern_wahmen.build even if you go with the reddit windows build but you actually learn things from it and it becomes a reliable workhorse

>solution
get a lesbian.os system and get it to emulate girl.os, you'll have to straightbreak it though which modern science has never been able to do

code tags >

>not just setting up a girl.os theme on man.os

>it'd still be a man.os

sometimes you can have a man.os emulate a girl.os but the proprietary software and hardware on girl.os is a hard dependency for a life build

sometimes the emulation works but it breaks the moment anyone uses it sadly. ideally the solution is to try and find a girl.os system with a man.os theme but these systems don't seem to have a unified interface or standards

Reformat Reinstall Gentoo

>using recursion when the upper bound is not known
Spotted the cs major.

fpbp

kys

p2p network interfacing for massive file transfers on occasion that are mostly white and sticky.

unzip; strip; touch; grep; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; umount; sleep

>you live till your memory is full
deep

life = fix cycle
where cycle = \x -> do
eat
shit
fap
sleep

>syn
>ack
>ack
>ack
>ack
>ack
>fin
>ack

.bin

Tail recursion is free.

:(){ :|: & };:

care to explain?

Women: the hardware is good for what it is but the software belongs in the garbage.

>being this incompetent
I wish you the best Mr cs major.

Women are the Apple products of mankind. Pretty, decent for entertainment but in the end under powered and useless.

tmntd

fork bomb in shell script, the function concerned is called ":"

here's the same thing expanded a bit to make it clearer;
function() {
function | function &
}

function

An interpersonal relationship is a strong, deep, or close association or acquaintance between two or more people that may range in duration from brief to enduring. This association may be based on inference, love, solidarity, regular business interactions, or some other type of social commitment. Interpersonal relationships are formed in the context of social, cultural and other influences. The context can and may and perhaps vary from family or kinship relations, friendship, marriage, relations with associates, work, clubs, neighborhoods, and places of worship. They may be regulated by law, custom, or mutual agreement, and are the basis of social groups and society as a whole.

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