Why do you spend all day in front of your computer user?

Why do you spend all day in front of your computer user?

Why do you spend all day looking at your phone/Facebook?

i have control here, and the computer is my oldest, most loyal friend.

How many stock photos are out there that have a group of young women staring incredulously at the camera?

Because it has more interesting things to tell me than you lot.

yes unfortunately

Enough.

Because it gives me way more entertainment than society.

because i'm lonely and i don't feel like anyone around me understands me, by the way, your legs look really good in those shorts

this

She has the exact face that she knows I'm staring..

>stock photos
I doubt it.
How many times do you see people gathering for pictures or "Hey everyone look over here while I get a photo!"

Because i have work to do.

get your waifu Sup Forums

let's go

/thread

>3DPD

Because I've already been doing it my whole life, why change now.
Rollan

Rolling

The only one that doesn't look russian, so i guess 4.

Newfag spotted, >>>/reddit/

>burgers
No thanks.

Enjoy the powers of your vaginal fluids while you're still young and pretty, or at least some of you are. It won't last long. And then all you have is social media, antidepressants, alcohol, unfulfilling relationships, and old pictures of yourself when you were still pretty. I'll be at the computah, honey.

Let's hope it's one of the pretty ones.

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>waifu
The casualised usage of this word bothers me.

Everyone's a fucking waifu to you people.

>one of the pretty ones.

...

Can i have sex with you?
No?
Soooo as you see thats the problem.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, marry, fuck, kill, fuck, kill.

any more of them?

>be bullied for interacting with society
>society bullies you for not interacting with society

wow.

Well, that's because I didn't have beautiful ladies like yourself around. Wanna watch some Netflix? I have a bunch of movies you might like and some chili in my fridge. What do you say? Cmon, let's hit the couch.

>Netflix
Wow, you sure sold your soul easily

more of the left one?

I-I don't really have it, bc I don't live in US or Yurop. If I were living there, I'd install it just for a chance to start some interactions with people.

Because this life right now makes me happy, normies make me sick to the stomach.

You need to go out

>mfw general conversation with people my age

What the everloving fuck

roll

wtf is up with posts like these in the past few weeks... this is Sup Forums

there is a place for people like you
>>>r/inceltears

schoolshooterpepe.jpg

rollan

RIP pengui-san ;.;
I hope you're together with your waifu now.

Rolling!

rollin

>3DPD

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God I fucking hate these people, this reminds me when my sister would have sleep overs

Incorrect assumption buddy, they are Czech

roll 4 my gf

roll for 5. Also what does under the table smell like?

>sister
>sleep overs

go on....

Anyone but 2

user stays in his room and broods while his faggot sister's friends make stupid fucking noises and listen to bad music

7 is about to have a breakdown.

See you, space cowboy...

rollin

He had the spirit of a true Sup Forumsnon.. Bless his soul.

Fuck I'll take any of them.

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>>burgers
>No thanks.
Non whites GAS

...

7 pls

...

M'lady

3 get

Trippp

ROLLING

gimme dat 5 or 3 shit

roll

rolling for one of the brunettes.

Give us that sweet BAH

rolling

rollan

Fuck off.

4 please

rollingg

rolling, also nice trips

Rol

thank you

i got the hottie, what do i win user?

>angry at a photo of girls on the internet

are they drinking alcohol?

Because I sold drugs and got caught, so now I'm a social outcast with nobody but anonymoose bbs and my computer

I want big tiddies

Roasting roasties on an open fire
Edgelords memeing at your nose

4444444444444444444

>standing
would not
>sitting left to right
would not
would not
would
would not
would
would
would not

>angry
?

7 get

Sure thing, Adonis. If any of these girls as much as smiled at you it'd make your day.

fg

I'll fuck any of 'em.

word

It's called work.

Every single one of you had at least 15 different dicks in your filthy vaginas by the age of 13, you have no fucking right to judge me.

rollm

Do you always assume that everybody else is as ugly as you? How's that working out for you

I have a job which requires me to use the computer, unlike you whores, I don't have a vagina I can use to make money.

rowling

roll

Want either 4 or 3. But I'd copulate with any one of them.