Why do Americans shart in the mart?

Why do Americans shart in the mart?
No memes, I need the actual reason. Why the fuck are you, people from a 1st world country, shitting yourselves like toddlers?
Is that because of the garbage you call "american cuisine"? Or your fave laxatives often begin to work at the wrong time? Why?

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SHART

GTFO

POO

Seriously why are there so many pictures of this phenomenon?

Probably because there are as many occurrences of it.

Woah

i just tried to google it

I remember reading somewhere that eating large amounts of unhealthy food can render your anal sphincter dysfunctional

Because they are Photoshopped

Not every picture is from the US, and pictures don't prove anything aside from anecdotes.

Holy fuck It's real

This too

odd. i got this
youtube.com/watch?v=223gP61W7_0

lol

'murrican shart in a mart

>CONFIRMED

youtube.com/watch?v=lSsrfSxMcIc

Why are Americans so cringey?

124 views?

Because of photoshop

His whole channel is reactions to peoples posts in different threads I think

Do Americans really poo their pants in Walmart???????????????

It looks like...

It seems that Colombo did found something similar to India because 'murricans DON'T POO IN A LOO

>damage control