What will you do when you get your Android gf Sup Forums?

What will you do when you get your Android gf Sup Forums?

Things I will do:
>sit on my lap and pair program in Haskell and K&R C
>Have her read books for me out loud
>play music for me on musical instruments
>Do our laundry together
>Write computer programs together
>wireless manage my computer moving files around installing updates just how i like them
>collect the cutest anime images on the internet for me so I have a nice folder
>draw me new anime pics for looking at in whatever different styles and cute characters
>remember things for me since she has perfect recall
>Be my bodyguard
>carry heavy things for me
>be my personal fitness trainer
>be my pillow/warmer and love making partner
>Drive my car for me if there are not already self driving taxis
>Instead of printing things I will have her hand write them from my words
>Have her amuse me such as singing, juggling, or writing poetry
>Play dress up and choose fashions for her
>Go exploring nature and teach her about the 3d world together
>Plug her brain into my computers pci-e slot to boost my fps
>Have her carry heavy things for me
>go snorkling and swimming in the ocean with her and also she's an air tank / human torpedo thingy that people ride on
>do meditation and different mind connecting stuff and vr in her brain and things
>Tell me funny stories and jokes
>use her effector to rearrange the atoms in my lipo to make it charged again
>jam botnet devices by emitting miovksy particles
>i dont need to go on the internet anymore because she just tells me information i need in spoken word and i dont need to post on shitty imageboards anymore
>train mma together for fun and sports
>go hiking in post apocalyptic cities and forests
>secrete refrigerated water for me to drink and also can secrete alcohol
>brush our teeths together
>play board games and video games and she lets me win sometimes
>touch her soft skin all the time
>Animeeeeeee


Here she is

Also you can get a imouto gf version

>buy cute male robot (they're cheaper)
>dress it up like a girl
>root it and install twink custom rom
>cheap and cost effective robot gf (male)
>pair program in haskell with your qt trap gf (male) sitting on your lap while you touch her no-nos

this dude knows what is up

this

hands off
she's mine!

cronge

I remember when I had a bf that would hold me like that

desu fujoshis are big spenders in nibbongoland. I wouldn't be surprised if related shota/qtmale models end up more expensive than you think.

I feel like we had this same thread a month ago with the same exact replies. Am I crazy?

>tfw blue eyed tsuruko looks like my cousin
>tfw she hates me

get a futa add-on and have her wake me up by slapping her 2ft horsecock across my face and forcing it down my throat

This would also improve your programming skills by 40%!

fug her

I distincly remember when a gf was better than livung outside

Correct
Imagine her unveiling her massive cock, feeling her balls slap against your belly as she rides you, her gigantic throbbing member in your hands

Big dick full-package futa is truly the best.

This thread is becoming so fucking cringy, it hurts.
Each time, a little bit more.

Think of the man creating a new thread each time, think of what he looks like in front of his screen, think of his mental state.

>product that covers a more niche market
>cheaper
lol
Women will mostly be against bot relationships and too busy getting dicked by chad to get one. Female bots will most definitely be much cheaper as men will be buying them the most.

that's what the aftermarket is for

Yep. I remember it too

>Chad buys the new model every few years then sells it on kikebay
>you're buying used, secondhand goods

You can never win, not even with bots.

bots will be much more like personal computers, everyone will have one, but even moreso than with computers, the aging boomers who want to live in their house until they die will ALL want them. they will cook, clean, electrocute packs of home invading feral niggers, AND they will give a blowjob that puts porn stars and high price hookers to shame.

they will not be "just for fucking" any more than computers are "just for porn" you nerds are just being myopic self-absorbed nerds