Mfw I just found out I can get my iPhone X professionally cleaned at the Apple store for $99 or $19 with AppleCare+

>mfw I just found out I can get my iPhone X professionally cleaned at the Apple store for $99 or $19 with AppleCare+

Has anyone done this? Is it worth it?

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Don't forget to tip 12% percent.

Dude sweet. Android doesn't offer any service like that, that's for sure. Dirty ass grubby Samsung, covered and filled with dirt and lint. Really wish I could've afforded the iPhone.

Gtfo shill

What the fuck is this meme. Fuck off

reminder to report, sage and hide shill threads

Why the fuck do you need ANY phone professionally cleaned? Your breath and the shirt you wear should be fucking enough.

If I was a shill, I could've afforded the iPhone X.

>Your breath and the shirt you wear should be fucking enough
android users, everyone

>can't tell shills from falseflaggers apart anymore
the absolute state of this board

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>professionally cleaned
What does that even mean?

I own an iPhone X and would shove you off a cliff if you used this "service".

just another way to take money from dumbasses

It's well worth the service. They have a pack of Tyrones cover the phone with a thin layer of semen, which keeps dust and dirt off the phone for weeks.

At least make it believable. 1 Tyrone would be able to coat like 5 phones by himself.

this is why apple is the better company
you think the respective android phone companies would offer a service like this? of course not fucking peasant ass monkeys

Haven't you seen any porn? Dudes with BBCs can't blow very big loads. It's one of the downsides of having such a massive nigger cock.

Normally I make fun of people for calling out shilling but just fuck off

This.
/thread

I don't need to watch it bro, I live it

I work at the Apple Store.

This isn't a thing but if you ask I'll clean if for free in the back. We unofficially take your mac back to clean for free as well as long as it's not filled with spiders/semen.

is this fucking real?

I just wash my S8 when its dirty...

and im not a fat gay neckbeard i-fag who has a ton of lint in his pocket. so its not that dirty

I just throw my S8 in the dishwasher
there are some perks that come with no headphone jack

lold.

Do you have 'new Mac smell' spray in the back?

HAHAHAHAH
>Android doesn't offer any service like that

ANDROID.
REALLY.
That's like buying an Acer laptop then saying OH MICROSOFT DOESN'T OFFER A SERVICE TO CLEAN MY LAPTOP.

You fucking moron.

>You need to pay $99 for an underpaid Applecuck to wipe your phone with a cloth to validate your ego.
Apple users, everyone

brainlet
android doesnt offer services to upgrade their devices either seeing less than 1% of all android devices run oreo, meanwhile over 50% of apple devices run os 11

engadget.com/2017/12/12/google-android-oreo-platform-update/

android is litteral shit

Ive never called out a shill before in case I'm wrong, but fuck

Fuck off shill

>Android

Come on, man. You're not shilling very well. I'm assuming English isn't your first language or that you're completely tech illiterate.

Android is an OS.
They produce updates to the OS and make it available to all OEMs. OEMs modify the OS for their specific devices, test them and then release them. Telecoms intercept those and further modify and test them. This part is actually not universal. Nexus, Pixel, Apple devices and devices purchased outside of a telecom will not undergo this process seeing as they will receive the update from the OEM.

This is an OEM issue, not an OS issue.

Poordroid is so laughable these days, if it's green it needs to be unseen!

Sup Forums has about 10 of these threads a day. Report and hide.

how come google only supports their official google pixel devices for only 2 years then
its pathetic

also developing for android is fucking hell on earth in POO lang while you can develop for the exquisitely documented ios in objective C

There should be a videogame based on this.
The Shill Simulator.

how is talking about cleaning a phone for $99 a shill thread? if anything its making fun of apple

do you have some kind of bot that just scans for iOS 11 filenames and auto-posts this picture?

and by the way if you believe that picture you have a double digit IQ

This is friggin gay, how long does it take to ship a cell phone? I bought it yesterday but these Chinks won't ship yet!

I would kill for that, to be quite honest..

lmfao just updated to shipped status while I was typing that post out. Disregard it haha!

>hey if you want to cancel, blah blah blah
Is Samsung always so aggressive and disrespectful to its customers?

They have to since apple users don't have access to do this them selves.

Because market research has found that supporting it longer will cause more problems then replacing a device fixes. If a device is 700 dollars to buy and lasts 2 years, that's 30 dollars a month which is not a lot of money.
Devices will continue to get security updates past that 2 years.
With these devices there is a huge market for people who want to modify their device further than just generic aesthetic. ROMs exist that go from full on kernel changes to simply missing bloatware. You can sell your device for a good amount of money if it is in good condition to those who are wanting to purchase a device at a better than flagship price to then modify in such a way.

There is no iPhone equivalent to this.
You buy an iPhone at often the same price as other devices. You use it until updates have slowed it down considerably. You sell it to someone for about the same as another flagship from 2 years ago. They run out of updates and cannot modify the device to become greater than it is.


As far as development goes, games are written in C and then simply run through their subjective compilers BUT run directly on the hardware.
Technically ART is faster, though.

youtube.com/watch?v=D9prht-PcWY

submerging a waterproof phone into ~1$ worth of 99% isopropyl alcohol
No, they do not change the 1$ worth of iso after every use, they probably supply every store with that amount and that's their monthly allowance, as it evaporates