/isr/ - /ישר/ - Israel Thread

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Why are there no Jews in Finland?

Does a Jew poo in loo?

Don't think they were ever a significant community in Finland. Sorry Finnbro.

Yes, maybe except for Indian Jews

are all israeli jews hand rubbing merchants? or are they not?

Hi jewish guy, how come you dont buy house in birobidjan? Land there is cheap.

give it up

bump for jews

Who actually lives there?

Jews

שלום. עוזר לי עם עברית, בבקשה

what is your opinion on the so called holocaust

Why can't I move there?

Tell me about Israeli night life.

Are women sluts and normies drink piss?

תעזרו or עזרו

help with what?

'ישר'

what does it mean?

straight

do jews shart in mart?

depends on the context really
either straight, direct, or honest

>tfw no Beta Israel gf

Does עוזר not mean help? Are there multiple versions of help in Hebrew?

אני לומדת עברית אבל אני לא תוב את זה. אני לא מכיר אף אחד שמדבר עברית.

women can't be betas

עזרה is help
עוזר is Male, sg.
I would say it this way:
יש פה מישהו שיכול לעזור לי עם העברית שלי

>אני לומדת עברית אבל אני לא תוב את זה. אני לא מכיר אף אחד שמדבר עברית.
are you a man or a woman?
לומד is male, לומדת is female
>אני לא תוב את זה.
אני לא טוב בזה

>אני לא מכיר אף אחד שמדבר עברית
this sentence is good though

Why aren't you taking any refugees, Israel? Why are you flooding my dear Europe with massive amounts immigrants?

they're not. fuck off.

>Israel

תודה רבה

אני צריך בפועל
>Iran

please vocaroo how to pronounce challah

Because we know how to vote

salam haj agha

how popular is cuckoldry in israel?

Honestly Israeli politics is garbage.

>Invited: Everyone

>I know nothing about the situation in middle east
Figures. Typical brown person mentality

How do i get an Israeli muslimah gf?

We only cuck lands

yes that's what it says

say something in French and hand her a burqini

>Invited: Everyone
Even us?

Also: buy more submarines

>IDF flag is not pic related
>the flag is all wrong
delet this now

you always give em for free
sucker*upchooo*i mean thanks!

Yes, Hans, you are invited.

fuggen nadzisss

do young germans actually feel guilt/shame about german's history or is that shit over?

>le evil joos meem

come on, step up your game

>do young germans actually feel guilt/shame about german's history or is that shit over?
I feel guilt and shame because of Nazis, Hitler, the War, the Holocaust, especially because my family was involved in all this.
All other dark sides of our history are not, I would say, any better or worse than in all other civilized countries.

This actually troubles me. I think Israel should pay a good price, because of reasons. But I guess this is what you get dealing with Les Happy Merchants.

Funny thing is, very left and very right Germans hate Israel (and when they say "Israel", they actually mean "Jews") for the same reasons.

>we lost almost all our jews because our bureaucracy was the most efficient of all occupied countries

;_;

>I feel guilt and shame because of Nazis, Hitler, the War, the Holocaust, especially because my family was involved in all this.

Do you guys talk about this in your family, or is it like taboo?

My grandmother [non-jewish] had a brother in the S.S or whatever and she refuses to talk about it. kek

what's your ethnicity?

mum's swiss/austrian, converted to jew

dad's iraqi

Is ethnicity an important thing in Israel? Do you guys view slavic Jews, sephardic jews and so on differently?

yes we're all nazis

For real though

it's pretty huge, it creates a lot of sub-cultures and clashes between them

I remember as early as 6th or 7th grade it became a hot topic and everyone could tell you exactly what their muh heritage was

>I feel guilt and shame because of Nazis, Hitler, the War, the Holocaust, especially because my family was involved in all this.
Literally lmaoed when I saw this.
>being ashamed of your own people
>collective guild
>believing in six million
>believing the Jewish lies in general
>being this cucked
This has to be bait. Omg. I'm actually dying

Should i make an Aliyah?

>I feel guilt and shame because of Nazis, Hitler, the War, the Holocaust, especially because my family was involved in all this.

kys

I hope you're joking

I don't know anyone who feels guilty or sorry for anything

iraqi muslim? that's a weird mix

no, unless your jewish identity is very important to you and/or you feel like an outcast in germany. it's a big cultural shock and a dip in quality of life.

yeah sure why not

no no, iraqi jew

they met in israel and she converted to jew

I really like jew guys

What are the main ethnicities in Israel?

And what do Israelis think of white South Africans, if anything?

now i got you:
your dad was born in iraq and he's a jew,
and your mom was born in austria, moved to switzerland and she converted to judaism

WTF you are just a Halbjude.
I cannot generalize, but in at least the families I know we do. But certainly, a lot of stories were not told by our grandparents. My mother told me when she was a child her father was often visited by his Kriegskamerad (war comrade). they locked the door and she could hear them cry for hours, but he never told those stories.
My friends and me often compare who had the most evil person in their family. My granduncles were KZ guards so I mostly win.

t. le """""""first victim"""""""

Israelis aren't aware that South Africa is literally 2n world, and even 3rd world outside your capital city.
They falsely believe you're Canada or Australia-tier.

מה?

>My friends and me often compare who had the most evil person in their family
That's kinda disturbing desu

top two ethnic groups are Ashkenazi Jews and Sephradic-Mizrahi Jews

מה מה

אנשים בארץ חושבים שדרום אפריקה היא מדינה דוברת אנגלית של לבנים ברמה של קנדה.

הם לא מודעים לזה שהם 80% שחורים באוכלוסייה,
יש להם שפה אחרת בכלל,
ויש שם עוני מאוד קשה בכל שכבות האוכלוסייה.

Parts of the main cities are third world tbqh.
What do Ashkenazi jews and Sephardic-mizahi jews think of each other?

And are russian Jews ashkenazi or sephardic-mizrahi?

בחיים לא שמעתי דבר כזה על דרום אפריקה

Mizrahi [Jews exiled from Arab countries] and Ashkenazis [Jews who "moved away" from Europe huhuhu]. Also in the past few decades Russian have become a huge force. There's also Ethiopians which are a rising group. And of course can't forget those Arabs.

Then there's the whole religious sub-cultures [seculars, practicing, muslims, haredi, etc] and political sub-cultures.

We're a very divided society.

>And what do Israelis think of white South Africans, if anything?

Dunno, honestly, haven't ever heard anything said about them.

kuk. her mom was austrian but moved to switzerland when a rising young artist became a political leader when she was a girl and messed up the country.

yeah I'm a bit of a fake jew desu, I don't identify with that part too much. I mostly care about my identity as an Israeli.

It's like Quartets.

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depends
if you moved from the SU in the 90s you're a russian
but if you're family moved here before and you speak Hebrew no one will call you a Russian

Russian Jews are part of the Ashkenazi Jewish group.

Ethiopian Jews are less than 2% of the population.
Their amount is too small to be mentioned in
comparison to Sephardic-Mizrahi Jews (50%)
and Ashkenazi Jews (46%).

how many of you will i meet within the next year in berlin?
>chocolate pudding, 20cents

left wing voters love to move to former-antisemitic countries as long as the pudding is cheaper than here

if only

so basically every fucking country in the world, except for best korea because they don't have chocolate pudding

>former-antisemitic

>former

כפיים

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>Implying I vote for that faggot

>t. le """""""first victim"""""""

No one seriously thinks this. Stay cucked if you want.

quints confirm buji is a faggot

Talk about edgy. 4channers are such faggots. Yeah, you're a big tough alpha male because you don't give a shit about the crimes of Nazi Germany, aren't you.

Tell me about my jewfu

is that the WTC behind her

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kek i never noticed...but sure, why not

She is a secular Jewish girl leading a religious most right-wing party.
Currently serving as Israel's Minister of Justice.

Her previous career was as a computer engineer.

Nice.

Ok tier religious right wing or batshit tier crazy religious right wing?

>jews
>human

we've seen your female ministers and parliament members.

ugly as fuck

the two right wing parties in Israel are Likud (right liberal),
and the Jewish Home (far right).

She is leading the second one.

Sure, they're ugly, but they're also not war-mongering Geneva convention-breaking subhumans.

pretty mad, aren't you?

No, not really.