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le ayylmao nature
hey
Châambi?
halo
This is where America will fake landing on Mars screencap this
yeah and egypt and india
my point being urbanization started in asia
we didnt spawn in asia we spawned in africa
and fu im a brown noser deal with it
I honsetly started approving maghreb
>tfw half semitic
i leik maroc
you
leik maroc?
What does the future hold for the Maghreb i wonder.
Will Maghrebis ever get to space ?
Will the region still be ok for humans to live in by then ?
Will the Moroccan/Algerian hyper war for a small piece of land lead to the extinction of the Maghrebi man ?
Will ISIS roll over the Maghreb ?
no feyja
welcome m8
WTF I love Algeria now
ja
i liek algera
u liek algrie ?
gud coffee
gud oil
luv it
Find out on the next episode of SBZ
it's because of the military lookout and chaambi being famous for terrorists hiding there
we have them in our mountains too (called garita)
>What does the future hold for the Maghreb i wonder.
We will endure and prevail, like always
>Will Maghrebis ever get to space
Yeah, 25 years late
as always
>Will the region still be ok for humans to live in by then ?
No, except here, because muh atlas mountains and muh stability
>Will the Moroccan/Algerian hyper war for a small piece of land lead to the extinction of the Maghrebi man ?
Probably
>Will ISIS roll over the Maghreb ?
Probably not
DBZ*
FUCK
Rare Maghrebi specimen in deep thought
The Moroccan species only goes in deep thought once or twice a year, unlike it's cousin the Tunisian
The Algerian and Libyan species cannot process thoughts
Too funny
Not even my finest shitpost
...
this moutains are safe (national parcs)
>Will Maghrebis ever get to space ?
tunisia already did cuz of starwars
already accomplished 40,000 years ago
yes, according to the Milankovitch cycles the weather should only get tamer until the sahara becomes green again some 15000 years from now
no
no
>homo marocanus discovered
neat
Thought you were Berber and Slav familia
>Already accomplished 40k years ago
Sh-Shnowa
>Thought you were Berber
Half Central berber (father) and half assyrian (mum)
>Slav familia
My cousins are the slavic ones
>half assyrian
wat
From Iraq, came here a few generations ago
don't talk to me or my berber family ever again
I never understood nationalists when they are mixed
explain yourself
بلاد الغال : ويلز
بلاد البغال : دزاير
I thought you said your father was soussi
Nice
Recently asked aunt where we're from, said Banu Hashim, unce pulled out family tree
Still not sure if true though desu
Get a ancestry test when you get back to France and end this once and for all :D
but my dominate side is the berber one
i-i-i- swear
I was wrong
I used to think my dad was from Agadir but he's actually from Tiflet
top kek
>brother in law made a fb post mocking misratians saying they are jannisaries
>i dont care but bring it up to him while we're in the same car for the lulz
>he says it doesnt apply to us cuz we're arabs
>brings a big book titled "the arab tribes of libya"
>looks up mine
>can't find it
>say im part of another tribe
I just lol'd
not that i'm a turk but my tribe isnt arab in origin but deffo arabized
Sure but shit's expensive
>I was wrong
>I used to think my dad was from Agadir but he's actually from Tiflet
What the hell dude how could you not know where your father is from
be like me
smooth like the wind
running around with italian greek turk arab and berber genes and being brown and insulting your own country and hometown
that's why family reunions exist
How much is it?
this tribalism is fucking retarded
What the fuck how are there Assyrians in the Maghreb. Why did they to there.
Sargon answer this.
>running around with italian greek turk arab and berber genes
oh wow
just
wow
kraig do u hav telegram
or a meme facebook
Assyrians are diaspora par excellence
they're everywhere
nyet
nein
This
The only true identity is the endless pit of self loathing
Depending on the company i think from around 200 to 400 European dinars
it is..it's fkn cancerous
gaddafi encouraged it like hell for some reason even in his green book "a tribe is a social umbrella" and "a person without a tribe is deprived of humanity"
is it the same in algeria?
Hey be happy you're like Caracalla, he was half Berber half Assyrian too.
Maybe some day you can become the emperor of Rome too.
and then a guy on /med/ says im not med btw
and i just respond in the most arabic way possible
"FUCK YOU YOURE JUST A POLTARD"
divide et impera
Press F to pay respects
not for the most part, some of it is left in the aurès and the m'zab valley because boumedienne fucked them over with population displacement and granting land to foreigners, which sparked some tensions
why did they get into many wars
Is it true Algeria is still mostly cucked bu France economically ?
>tfw not born an incan
im wonderin if its egypt tier and all their gdp being foreign companies
Dunno, but nobody deserves that butchering
How can you be this ignorant?
They're aren't our top economic partners unlike morocco and tunisia where they dominate indisputably.
>L’Italie et la Chine préservent leur statut de premiers partenaires
>Les cinq premiers clients de l’Algérie, au cours des sept premiers mois 2016, sont l’Italie avec 2,999 mds usd (19,8% des exportations globales algériennes durant cette période), suivie de l’Espagne avec 2,088 mds usd (13,79%), de la France avec 1,739 md usd (11,48%), des Etats-Unis avec 1,095 md usd (7,23%) et du Canada avec 994 millions usd (6,56%).
>Quant aux principaux fournisseurs de l’Algérie, la Chine est restée en tête avec 4,808 mds usd (17,76% des importations globales algériennes entre janvier et juillet), suivie de la France avec 3,049 mds usd (11,26%), de l’Italie avec 2,854 mds usd (10,45%), de l’Espagne avec 2,159 md usd (7,97%) et de l’Allemagne avec 1,538 md usd (5,68%).
I once read they maintain a navy in hopes one day they will regain coastline lost to chile
and it made me feel sad and go awww
written like a true nationalist in french
truly patriotic
Do you guys use Italian as a secondary language like we, algeria and tunisia use french ?
are you implying we france isn't rightful clay :^)
no english is the most common second language
our arabic has a few words from italian tho
like jilaty for icecream and torta for cake
>no english is the most common second language
but why
well the scramble for euope started long ago
you have some competition with syrians and other boat people
Hey i was asking because i love you Algeria geez stop being Tsundere
Top kek
>its taught in school
>italy and italian is despised here
>our last overlord was the UK
>its on many of the products we have here
>its the lingua franca
>internet
gaddafi tried to fight english spreading but ended up going with it
yes, it's sad, beautiful country tho
did you know that regular TV's wouldn't work in the capital and most of western bolivia because of the altitude? you also need a month there for you lungs to adjust to the oxygene levels and air pressure
>i love you Algeria
you know zero (0) things about algeria
you're tunisian m8 stop this 1/64 meme
also before gaddafi we had a similiar relation with the UK and USA
alliance and crap plus some other cucking
what language do you use in higher education?
nice to know
state unis use arabic with some exceptions
like the information technology or languages faculty
Did i hit a soft spot
You just hit the G spot
i came
subscribed for more
I believe most country that tried teaching in arabic at unis abandoned the idea, what countries still do it?
do you have draft in your cunts?
our army is 100% volunteers and in january they tried to draft and everyone went NOPE so they cancelled it
Libya lol
well doctorate and higher is in english
plus all private colleges use english
>tfw not conscricuck
feels good
fia reha dyal m3az
why :'(
Mnin jatek
conscricunts are unironically better
what do the colors mean
cuz USA has draft and stuff
yes
fuck this military shithole
Blue : No conscription laws
Red : Conscription
Green : No armed forces
Mauve : Conscription by law, not in practice.
Yellow : plans to abolish conscription soon
is it just me or is algeria becoming like egypt
big army that will collapse the moment a war is declared cuz financial ruin and poor leadership
in all seriousness tho it's better than the alternative, a lot of highschool droupouts learn some reponsibility and discipline there and find it easier to get jobs with the experience, it's better than turning into some street junkey
hararra a khay
>jobs
in the french foreign legion i suppose
>He doesnt know that most people from MeNa are automatically blocked on interpals
Are u new
no, this was in the per-90's with the socialist ideology
now the focus is on smaller and more mobile forces that are specialised in counter-insurgency warfare and having the border on lockdown instead of classical conventional war
>algeria not on the list
disappointing
yes mostly turks algeria morroco tunisia fucken perverts btw i made 2 friends
>Be freshly drafted mexican teenager
>Get Cartel'd
>Be freshly drafted russian teenager
>Get Churka'd
>Be freshly drafted Iranian teenager
>Get Iraq'd
>Be freshly drafted tunisian teenager
>Get ISIS'd
>Be freshly drafted somali teenager
>Get Pirate'd
>Be freshly drafted saharan teenager
>Get Boku Haram'd
Nah
>now the focus is on smaller and more mobile forces that are specialised in counter-insurgency warfare and having the border on lockdown instead of classical conventional war
Why ? Algeria doesn't seem in immediate danger of something like that hapmening from what i know
counter insurgency...a zombie with a meme democracy...military leaders getting into politics..
yeah we both know how this is gonna end
That's not how it works but okay