Europoors will defend this

>Europoors will defend this

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They also mandate that homeopathic "medicine" needs to be sold by phamacies.

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>Not me. This makes me happy that we left.

you need to take the context into account. A commercial product such as water should not be advertised using medical endorsement. There should be a line between medicine and business

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(btw what's wrong with the statement? Isn't that like, the truth?
Do they want Europeans to drink soda all the time and become fat like Burgers?)

My bad. Was about to greentext then decided to right this.

>EUROPEANS BELIEVE WATER CAN PREVENT DEHYDRATION
STUPID
FUCKING
EUROS
LMAOING @ UR LIVES

>be European
>Buy my EU sanctioned water™ from the store
>Drink it thirstily
>"Ah, how refreshing, that quenched my thirst" you say carelessly
>You realize too late you fucked up as the EU SWAT police come crashing into on all angles
>Jailed and reeducated in prison about the dangers of drinking water.

Ave Europe!

>Eurothirsties

>unironically drinking the liquid jew
dude...

Water is for non-whites, superior Germanics only drink liver liquefying beer to quench their thirst :D

We have not left yet.

holy... kek
wow

europe is finished omg

cant make this up

well mike, at least you tried to be creative

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Bottled water in the US is regulated by the FDA, which also regulates medicine, and I don't believe that it has such a rule. That being said, ads for bottled water in the US don't really claim that it cures dehydration, as that's common knowledge, but rather involves stuff that has nothing to do with the water in question or other general thirst-quenching ideas.

>americans thinking they can talk shit
remember the whole thing about the dangers of DNA-containing food?

>Be European
>Make slightly offensive comment online about Islam
>Mohammed comes to your house to beheads your mum
>After he's caught, show police the evidence
>Police charge you with racism after seeing a post of you saying you think beheadings are barbaric
>Mohammed left charge free while you have to do time.
>Thank the glorious EU for making Europe strong again.

WATER GET OUT!!!!

>Go to Europe
>get shot
>Go to Europe
>get quaked
>Go to Europe
>get trucked
>Go to Europe
>get stabbed
>Go to Europe
>get beheaded

Impossible to fabricate

>be American
>drink water
>get dehydrated
I told you about the water bro. I told you about the water.

>go to america
>exact same things happen
also way to generalise the entirety of a continent you stupid fat cunt

>be brit
>have zero sense of humor
>bad teeth
UNABLE TO CREATE

I have mixed feelings about this one, Mike.
I don't think you are wrong, but I am afraid it wouldn't be any better in your cunt.