New zealand

what happens here

literally no one ever talks about it

Nothing. We're a non-country. Filled with retards and social justice warriors.

what's it like living there though?

is there much regional variation? do you have an nhs equivalent? any uniquely kiwi cuisine?

Maoris and volcanos

Earthquaaaaaakes

Sheep shagging and earthquakes.

what's the best city of new zealand?

memes 2bh

comfy but pretty much just a suburb. Great place to be old, boring place to be young

>regional varation

Waikato and Manawatu is filled with Maoris, South Island filled with whites. Auckland is filled with Asians.

>NHS equivalent

if you're referring to healthcare then yes

>uniquely kiwi cuisine

fush n chups bru

>no cool accent
>immigrants
>forgettable

pic related: the only good idea that's come from there

PALMY
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aka the last, best hope for the survival of the white man in the Pacific

Objectively Auckland, and don't let the butthurt ABAs tell you otherwise

>Wellington

reddit: the city

>Christchurch

smouldering shithole with still no running water

>Otago

DUDEWEEDLMAO deadbeats

>Hamilton

chlamydia capital

>Objectively Auckland, and don't let the butthurt ABAs tell you otherwise
>t. Rajesh Kumanurathy/Xiao Bing Won/Sefi Fa'alofafili

What are the stereotyped of kiwis anyway?

Sheep lovers?
Maoris?
Fush and chups?

We have some subsidies etc but we don't have a public healthcare system.

If you have a high paying job and live in a cushy suburb by the beach it's the best place to live in the country.

Sorry about your """"life""""" tbqh. Maybe get out of Palmy and go to a real university.

>If you have a high paying job and live in a cushy suburb by the beach

Enjoy spending 80% of your income on rent lad

such a small island, do they marry their cousins by mistake?

>not owning your own property and having 3 more investment properties

step the fuck up nigga

>lying on the internet

Bungee jumping! I did mine in Queenstown. Beautiful place.

Sluttiest women on the planet