Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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I haven't fapped in 3 weeks.
you should try it too. the no fap thing is actually quite good
one of the reasons why I got laid

I learned fluent Japanese from this 1 video in 2 and a half minutes. Ask me anything.
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how do i get japanese trap bf

ぺったんぺったんつるぺったん
ぺったんぺったんつるぺったん

I want to move to canada next summer. what would be the best place?

enjoy blowing your load after 2 pumps because theyre so tight

id rather feel nothing than blow quickly

...

頭痛い

Just want a little clarification on something, say my name is David Smith
If I went to Japan I would introduce myself as Smith David and everyone would call me Smith? At what point do they start using first names?

If they don't want to call you your first name you could just say your name is Smith David. They would never know

Yo, japanons, which reading of 人 do you use in この人?

ひと
Hito

kek it is exhausting anyway. I was lucky she got on top after I started sweating and my face turned red
anyway the best part is the foreplay and cuddling imo

Doesn't that just mean I'm a person?

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was she tight though? better than the girl you slept with last night?

>Smith David
Why not David Smith?
People would find it's weird
And they will call you Smith-san(Mr Smith) I guess

debitto sumisu

Thanks a lot!

この人
This person

He's asking because Japanese names are normally like "Abe Shinzou", not "Shinzou Abe".

Oh yeah, my bad

because japan like msot east asian nations has the family name written first

But we know it should be David Smith not Smith David
And we know which one is first name and family name
He is just making it confusing

I've only slept with that one. I didn't think it was tight, maybe my dick is just small
but it was warmer than I remembered

Doesn't that make more sense? Like the yyyy-mm-dd format.
I'm sure you write your family name first on a lot of documents that are considered to be more official.

real talk how big are you? im 6.5 inches and ive measured it

Where THE FUCK is waifu Rila?

The post above yours

Same with addresses
When Japanese write letters, addresses should be prefecture→city→ward

Do you want to sleep with her again?

なんで西洋に日本文化ってそんなに盛んなの?

それは日本人じゃなくて西洋人に聞くべきじゃね?

like 14cm or something
the only time it really matters is during bjs and when showering with other guys

日本人の意見に興味があるんだけど

no, she wanted to meet me again but I'm going to spend my next days with a different girl
I feel really bad for doing it but I was extremely horny

can you actually fit it all in though? most asian girls apparently cant unless you get them wet enough

ええ……
人は自分と異なるものに惹かれるから(適当)
まあ人によって日本のどの部分に惹かれるのか大分違いがあると思うわ

インターネットの普及はポルノの貢献が大きいと言われています。
日本文化の普及も、JAVの貢献が大きいと思います。

Do you like traps, japan? I hear that they are really popular over there.

>その「彼女がいない」気持ち

>I feel really bad for doing it
Was it your first time?
If so how poor. you are unhappy man.

We ignored the previous post of yours for a reason.

I don't think there is any difference between asian and white vaginas
I didn't try to put it all in. It's not the kind of things you think about when doing it

*an unhappy man

歌ってるストリートパフォーマー死ね

oh no I chose it. I'm just not interested in most German girls.
I wanted to lose it to a girl I really like. unfortunately that girl is the oneI'm going to meet today. I just have to pretend that slut didn't exist

im proud of you for actually doing something, now if only i can get enough courage to ask Qihan out on a date tomorrow

ストリートパフォーマンスは違法すればいい

何かあったの

三擦り半

I hope not because you're a disgusting yellow fever asshole

hehehe now thats the koreaboo we know and love

Sigh, you were very baka.
There are three poor persons, and those are the girl you did it with, the girl you will meet today, and you. You should not forget the fact.

最近、近所で夜にストリートパフォーマーが歌ってくる
夏なので窓を閉めたくない
自分の音楽を聞くといいけど、聞きたくない時もある。今はその時

このストリートパフォーマーはウザい

the only poor ones is the girl i will meet. She looks way too good for me. I only send her one pic of me where I look much better than irl
At least she said I'm funny so I hope she won't take the next train back to Seoul

同情同情 (´・ω・`)

If she wasn't a person who has a good looking fever and you had been keeping good communication with her thus far, she would stay with you. Good luck.

ドジョウドジョウ

埼玉でまたクソガキがひところししたようだな
ここの英語女子ボーダーBBAの息子だわな

...

are you a girl?

Koreans.... the whitest asians around.

What is the greenest city in Japan?

西洋文化に飽きはじめた人たちの受け皿になった。

バーナード嬢良いよね

この漢についてkwsk

Isac I remember you! You've been on Sup Forums for a while haven't you?

>cities
Idk but Hokkaido, Nagano and iwate have lots of greens.

>67% of our country is green.
You can find greens even in Tokyo.(e.g. meiji shrine, showa kinen kouen....etc)

かわいそう。

どこの街に住んでるの?トロント?

おはよう

>Tokyo

I watched some photos from above and doesn't look that green, but I'll take your word on it. Anyway, if I would live in Japan, I'd probably live in Tokyo just because you can find almost anything in there.

ホンクーバー

君の生き別れの兄さんだよ

Hope you will have a nice time in tokyo.
Just be careful, tokyo is very expensive like NYC.

What do japs think about DB Super? Don't you think that they completely fucked up? SSJ pink I mean what The fuck have they done!

Anyone past the age of 12 who likes Anime is extremely fucking childish
kys

enjoy your dictator bromodachi

>bromodachi
enjoy your grandma crooked hillary

DON'T TALK ABOUT CANADA'S UNDERWEAR LIKE THAT
I EAT YOU KEBAB FOR BREAKFAST BROPAI

I have learnt that jap children are not afraid of approaching and interacting with foreign people.

This means that adult japs being afraid of them is a learned response.

At what age and where from do you think they learn this response?

highschool when they have to learm english

Good things are expensive, so I don't mind. It's not like I'm going to live there next year or something.

>Good things are expensive

Sad, but true.

Nowadays, in all western nations' people are most all of Americaboo, seriously.
I think weeaboos are counter culture against americaboos.

I have learnt to be afraid of approaching girls

now that you're sober, give us a run through of last nights events

Highschool when we give up learning English.

we went to a pub and got some beer. only 3 people in total but that was fine. after that we headed to a karaoke bar till like 12. we had alot of fun but in the end she was to drunk to find home alone so we had to bring her home and pay even more for a fucking taxi. then i almost missed the last train to my home station but I made it just in time.
shes so sweet and funny. ill ask her if she wants to do something tomorrow but then again its sayonara in 2 weeks so why even bother

look mate, 2 weeks is still plenty of time to get your dick wet, if she really is in to do, go on a meme date tomorrow like going to a park or something, then go for "farewell drinks" with just the two of you

If she's in to you and you show your interest, you'll wind up fugging, don't get too hung up on one girl man, you'll only get depressed

I know. thats the problem of a beta i guess

午後9時だぞ
帰れ

what's so special about her?

日本人を性欲の玩具か何かと勘違いしてる奴多すぎ
そんなんだから俺らの評判が悪くなってるんだよ
勘弁して下さい