Your client has issued a malformed or illegal request

>your client has issued a malformed or illegal request

Are we going to jail bros?

Sup Forums humor thread?

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> be me
> be working IT support
> get a frantic call from secretarial pool
> go down there
> someone installed a custom keyclick sound on their mac classic and can't work out how to change it back
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> press space bar
> Graham Chapman from the film "Monty Python's Life of Brian" screams out
> "NOW... FUCK OFF!"
> not easy to fix this problem when laughing that hard

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That badger can't even use computers, why is he wearing glasses?

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Holy fuck. And people will actually buy this.

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Wait does that machine literally take a picture of your screen?

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what does this mean? just declaring new constants?

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Kek

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Init() would be C#, wouldn't it? In Java it would start with a lowercase i.

>bug
i want to kill to anyone who did that

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>cat analogies

Redefining existing variables as const

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quick, do any of you have the meme of stallman pushing heavy rocks around clearing a field to toil, and linus planting a seed that says "linux?"

Oh Fuck this Earth.

it would appear that way

>he doesn't charge his switches before turning them on

wtf user

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Indian
>keeps adding const
She's trying to ask for a laxative.

Would C# be what it is today if it wasn't for java taking the first, unpolished steps?

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This shit drives me crazy.

VB

What the fuck is this?

Why don't we make this a thing?
A mouse with storage or a micro SD card slot

>Power over Ethernetâ„¢

I'd ask why the nigger is at the computer as well....

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>top one is shit but displays its shitness right out in the open
>bottom one is shit but it's shiny so no one notices
this one is more accurate

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>overhyped reddit meme that works way worse than the shills and CEO-dicksuckers claim
This is accurate

>doing her fucking job to improve the product
>spergs on Sup Forums will complain because shes a woman

Not even that but
>this is the panel fitment of a 40k+ made in USA car with massive government subsidies

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Nice CONSTipation.

This isn't even a joke - this is reality.

>spergs on Sup Forums will complain because shes not doing a good job

FTFY

It takes knowledge to be able to deduce whenever a variable should be const or not. She was tasked with securing the kernel. She did exactly that, and that's what earned her a job. You're just buttblasted because you could've done the same but you didn't and jealousy kicked in

Wouldn't it be more fitting to put a toyota pickup on gnu/linux?
>people against it claim it is what terrorists use
>people for it claim it gives them more out of their
>in reality, it is much closer to windows than anyone cares to admit.

Those exist.

Thank fuck I don't work on the help desk anymore, god people are such fucking morons.

works straight out the box

AGP+PCI

whenever i try to look up literally anything it's always written in broken english by pajeet

post bobs and vegana u son of basterd bitch

Has anyone ever tried connecting this to 2 motherboards at the same time?
Would it work?

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Well, it's kinfa true, most IT jobs are completely useless if more people weren't illiterate and understood everything is a Google Search away.

Does Bruno Mars is gay?

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this is /thread on ~90% of GNU + Linux vs Windows vs MacOS vs *BSD threads

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Please tell me this is true

Same thing with most service jobs

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Yeah, but she took a year to write const 340 times. There's a lot more to securing a kernel than const

All deserving of that scholarship...

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why would they prefer a specific operating system if they think there is a better alternative, faggot?

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It seems like anime has finally got the good of your brain.
read the picture again

what picture? and no i don't do dtugs anymore

>normies are so dumb they need manuals on how to use facebook and imeme by applel
KEK

>people don't spend their entire time browsing reddit on their ipad so they need a manual to learn how to use it lmaoooooo FUCKING NORMIES

How else are you going to get an analog photo? If you uploaded it via USB to a printer it'd still be a "digital" image and not an analog one. Obviously you have to take a picture of the screen with an analog camera.

Would probably die from power draw.

if you need a manual to use an Idevice or Facebook you're probably clinically retarded, considering both are designed to cater to the lowest common denominator and will literally hold your hand at every given opportunity.

The fuck is that?

underrated

Looks awesome, where's the problem?

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It's not designed for kids you autist. Not everyone grew up with a phone or a computer next to them at all times, some seniors are completely technologically illiterate, and even basic stuff is completely new and confusing to them.

I would try and teach them other stuff, though. Fucking retards who put theur aunts and grand parents in facebook.

But does he?