Mom, dad. I sincerely regret to tell you that I am back from Canada and this is my trap girlfriend...

>Mom, dad. I sincerely regret to tell you that I am back from Canada and this is my trap girlfriend. I wish to take her hand in marriage this Fall.

What do u do

> "her" hand

Son, she's cute

If that were me, my parents would disown me on the spot.

If that were my son, I'd disown him on the spot.

faggot

What do you mean with "trap"?

nigger

>put some clothes on at least

good parents

Liberal scum.

good thing we have a fucking janitor

Because you're muslim

they're asleep

Go away ahmed

She's a cute girl

How do I become like the pic

>I am back from Canada
That was a mistake kiddo

attract mental illness

Fuck off leaf, I hate leafposters so much. I would fucking KILL my son if he came home with a crossdressing man.

A boy who looks enough like a girl that he is effectively able to "trap" sexual partners.

you mean contract

get cute

I know you would muhammed

Too bad you'll never get any boipuss, only gross mudslime women

will succ

This

If pic is in any way related, that's no trap but a whole fucking gaypride parade.

>get cute
Hoooow

una vela

Become more progressive ffs learn to respect others

>I hate leafposters so much.
>Netherlands

Anyway, not everyone in Canada is a far left liberal.

Fap to the thought of my son pounding fuccboi butt every night.

no

Why do faggots insist on being called traps when they don't dress anything like a woman?

You're a degenerate homosexual desu
T'es un dégénérer pédé pêh

what's that car picture on the wall?

My mother told me multiple times that she would disown me if I was gay just casually. She knows I'm not gay because of reasons (caught me having sex with my then gf once and found my porn many times). Sometimes I jokingly walk like a fag and she gets mad.

My father never even entertained the idea because he has too much respect for me. He would never even insinuate his son could hypothetically be gay, because we have a mutual respect.

Who am I in this imaginary disgrace of a situation?

>As it happens, your "mom" is also a trap. Go for it.

traps can't give birth, so the only your parent which can be a trap it's your father

Oh god, those FEET LOL

BIG OGRE FEET

...

That's very rude

honestly it's a bit gay that you care so much about your son's sex life

very gay of him to want grandchildren haha

haha child abuse

very gay of me not wanting my son to hang around the mentally ill

Have you already shat on your son's back?
It's sort of a coming of age ritual in Finland.

thankfully I'm not finnish

May the waves of Neptune be with you, friendo